FabSwingers.com forum: Sweaty

By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

So my meet has just left and I just can't get the taste out of my mouth! Sorry to start everyone's day this way! Being the dutiful may I went down and immediately realised she wasn't as clean as she should be but I pushed through and did what I needed to, however now I feel sick! I've had a drink, brushed my teeth and still I can't get rid of the taste! Someone help me please!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well youve got noone to blame but yourself, did your meet stay over or was it a really early morning one. I would of suggested that you both have an early morning shower to waken yourselves up. But if your happy to go down on unclean women its your own fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouthwash may work, or disinfectant, only joking. Why would you carry on if your meet wasnt clean?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...nice.

She will be thrilled to read this on a public forum I'm sure. May I suggest you Google 'discreet'?

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

It was an early morning meet, I had showered so I assumed she would too! I'm not sure why I carried on maybe the alcohol from last night was still talking! I've tried mouthwash and the taste is still there!

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"...nice.

She will be thrilled to read this on a public forum I'm sure. May I suggest you Google 'discreet'?

Obviously she isn't from this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...nice.

She will be thrilled to read this on a public forum I'm sure. May I suggest you Google 'discreet'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god another post airing the washing....DISCREATION pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee ...I so hope your meet doest read this

shakes head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow

hope she's not reading this.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

As I just said she is not on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I just said she is not on this site!"

Still discreation would be nice...isn't that a big part of swinging or am I missing the point

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"As I just said she is not on this site!

Still discreation would be nice...isn't that a big part of swinging or am I missing the point

Is this not a chat forum on a swinging website? I haven't named any names and the person is not from this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So my meet has just left and I just can't get the taste out of my mouth! Sorry to start everyone's day this way! Being the dutiful may I went down and immediately realised she wasn't as clean as she should be but I pushed through and did what I needed to, however now I feel sick! I've had a drink, brushed my teeth and still I can't get rid of the taste! Someone help me please!"

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to read on here what you really think of her.

You know already that Listerine type products are reliable mouthwashes but you still felt the need to come on here and brag about what you've been up to, which is what this thread is all about really isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I just said she is not on this site!

Still discreation would be nice...isn't that a big part of swinging or am I missing the point

Is this not a chat forum on a swinging website? I haven't named any names and the person is not from this site! "

Yes it is a chat forum on swinging site and no you haven't named names but still you can be discreet...or maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah come on he's only asking for advice no need to be harsh.

Personally though OP you really do only have yourself to blame, and if you still have alcohol in you early morning, you are drinking way too much so hope you are not planning on driving.

You basically should have stopped proceedings and tactfully said to your meet that perhaps she needed to freshen up.

Sex on any kind is not worth it, just for the sake of it and I fail to see how she would have enjoyed it if quite clearly you were struggling with the smell or taste.

There is nothing you can do to get rid of it, but it will go in time I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear,don't think you've done yourself any favours in the popularity stakes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to read on here what you really think of her.

Yep came on here to brag that I had a sweaty vagina in my mouth! Now I feel like the man!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Ohhhhh dear, as soon as a woman comes on here saying her meet had a manky cock she gets sympathy and people see the funny side ......... Double standards .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pushed on and did what you had to do ! my god how desperate are you.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 06/02/13 08:28:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant stand smelly people. they should be told, i know what you mean though.

i dont say anything because i dont like to hurt peoples feelings.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"You pushed on and did what you had to do ! my god how desperate are you."

Haha I wasn't desperate just thought I would finish the job!

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"Ohhhhh dear, as soon as a woman comes on here saying her meet had a manky cock she gets sympathy and people see the funny side ......... Double standards .........

I know! Is that a band wagon I hear?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fresh sex sweat is good....I would have suggested a joint shower together....try some strong coffee.

And that will learn ya!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Ohhhhh dear, as soon as a woman comes on here saying her meet had a manky cock she gets sympathy and people see the funny side ......... Double standards .........

both instances are wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to read on here what you really think of her.

Yep came on here to brag that I had a sweaty vagina in my mouth! Now I feel like the man!"

Well maybe we just didn't want to hear all the gory details about it. Did you consider that?

You could have just asked for advice on good oral hygiene and left it at that.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to read on here what you really think of her.

Yep came on here to brag that I had a sweaty vagina in my mouth! Now I feel like the man!

Well maybe we just didn't want to hear all the gory details about it. Did you consider that?

You could have just asked for advice on good oral hygiene and left it at that."

Haha and yet you continue to read the thread! I don't think it would have made sense without the other details. And I'm sure that others have had a similar situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im gonna puke.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Ohhhhh dear, as soon as a woman comes on here saying her meet had a manky cock she gets sympathy and people see the funny side ......... Double standards .........

both instances are wrong

Indeed.

The sporadic 'rancid cock' threads are yet another type us genuine single guys grit our teeth at.

It's the lack of discretion here that is the issue to me, whether she is on this site or not is irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" im gonna puke....."

Not just me then. Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure this taste wasn't after your cock had been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"You sure this taste wasn't after your cock had been there

Haha it hadn't been there by this point!

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure this taste wasn't after your cock had been there

Haha it hadn't been there by this point!"

but it still went there

did you have a peg on your nose that you couldnt smell anything

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

No, I would have suggested we have a shower together.

Would you have continued to shag a vagina that you found yuk

hope that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha and yet you continue to read the thread! "

That one line says more about you than anything else you've said, so I'll leave you and your ego to enjoy each other's company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

No, I would have suggested we have a shower together.

Would you have continued to shag a vagina that you found yuk

hope that's ok

but he did tho View

hi btw

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

No, I would have suggested we have a shower together.

Would you have continued to shag a vagina that you found yuk

hope that's ok

but he did tho View

hi btw"

hi, welcome back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have the perfect solution. For all future meets have a trough of swarfega in the hall and get them to dip their minges before proceeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

No, I would have suggested we have a shower together.

Would you have continued to shag a vagina that you found yuk

hope that's ok

No I wouldn't but that's because I haven't got a cock. So would be a bit hard to

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"I think I have the perfect solution. For all future meets have a trough of swarfega in the hall and get them to dip their minges before proceeding "

Sounds like a good plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the OP wouldve gone down on her warts n all i reckon

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Did you say it to her face or is choosing to say it about her on a keyboard in her absence all you can muster....

wow, what an adult approach.

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

No, I would have suggested we have a shower together.

Would you have continued to shag a vagina that you found yuk

hope that's ok

No I wouldn't but that's because I haven't got a cock. So would be a bit hard to"

oh well, at least you know what I would have done.

all the best

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"the OP wouldve gone down on her warts n all i reckon

Bit judgemental!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still,every holes a goal eh?

Nobody forced you to do anything yet you feel the need to share it with the world. The OP probably leaves a worse taste in the mouth than the initial experience

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Can I suggest the OP learns how to do the "sniff test"

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

And the band wagon continues.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the OP wouldve gone down on her warts n all i reckon

Bit judgemental!"

Clearly a wiffy box, didn't put you off so what would have been the line for you? If she'd farted in your mouth would you have carried on? What if she'd shit herself on your sheets? What if she'd smashed your head in with your own alarm clock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the band wagon continues......."

it only appears to be a band wagon if you're not on it.what were you expecting? a gold star and a sympathy shag?

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"the OP wouldve gone down on her warts n all i reckon

Bit judgemental!

If you read the original post I said she wasn't as clean as she could've been. At no stage did I suggest that she had anything else wrong with her. You've just seen a band wagon and jumped on it hoping someone will notice you!

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"And the band wagon continues.......

it only appears to be a band wagon if you're not on it.what were you expecting? a gold star and a sympathy shag?"

Erm no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you read the original post I said she wasn't as clean as she could've been. At no stage did I suggest that she had anything else wrong with her. You've just seen a band wagon and jumped on it hoping someone will notice you!"

Ooo please please notice me, everyone look at me! Look! You're not looking!

Hold on, if I want everyone to notice me I could just start a stupid 'look at me' thread and hope people reply and give me loads of attention. Hmm, what could the topic be I wonder? Maybe I could tell a story about going down on someone who hasn't washed her bits... oh wait.

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

We have wondered how to deal with the situation if you were in a club, you'd got nekkid with a couple and then noticed a lack of freshness.How could you stop the action without embarassing them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads reminded me about a certain welsh pop star who said he always dipped his cock in mouthwash before sex lol !

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

Ooo please please notice me, everyone look at me! Look! You're not looking!

Erm on that basis every thread is a look at me thread so everyone who starts one is guilty.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Ooo please please notice me, everyone look at me! Look! You're not looking!

Erm on that basis every thread is a look at me thread so everyone who starts one is guilty. "

we all post to get noticed

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

Ooo please please notice me, everyone look at me! Look! You're not looking!

Erm on that basis every thread is a look at me thread so everyone who starts one is guilty.

we all post to get noticed"

My point exactly. Is would be a pretty boring forum if nobody wanted to get noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all post to get noticed"

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads."

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more. "

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious."

Bored now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

Bored now. "

Don't bite then

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

Bored now.

Don't bite then

But they like it sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

Bored now.

Don't bite then

But they like it sometimes!"

Oh yes the old line:

We/I don't bite unless you want us/me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pushed on and did what you had to do ! my god how desperate are you.

Haha I wasn't desperate just thought I would finish the job! "
Well you have yourself only to blame ....if i licked something that was not nice i would stop .

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By *anderer2018 OP Man
over a year ago

Bangkok

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

Bored now.

Don't bite then

But they like it sometimes!

Oh yes the old line:

We/I don't bite unless you want us/me too

You mean you've heard that one before?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we all post to get noticed

I don't. I come here mainly to take the piss and occasionally get into a serious discussion. And, yes, get amused by some of the car crash threads.

And yet you manage to keep posting on this thread keeping it at the top so it gets noticed more.

That's because you didn't answer my question. I'm genuinely curious.

Bored now. "

Guess I won't know until you post your next thread: 'Meet smashed my head in with my own alarm clock, but I kept shagging her anyway'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invite her round for another sesh

take a big dump beforehand

ask her to rim you and see how she likes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was keep her sweet so i can get the shag at the end ... if i don't lick she may not wish to have sex.

maybe mail say you was a bit strong down there .. maybe best as if she don't taste herself how will she ever know .... I do for me i like to know how my pussy taste lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, like many on this thread, find the lack of discretion disappointing. Regardless if this lady is on this site or not, I suspect the OP could be talking about women he's met on this site on the other one. And as lots of people are on various sites, it doesnt really take long for word to get around.

I suspect that many people talk the talk on here. You see this on the threads discussing body size, boob size, cock size etc etc. Men and women who will sweet talk and play to the crowd and meet women who they arent necessarily physically attracted to. If you arent overly attracted to someone you may find the smell and taste of that person not so attractive too.

Now of course we do all know we all have different levels of hygiene and there isnt always a level balance when two people meet. You can tell if someone is a little grubby though by their overall appearance, are their clothes spotless, ironed, whites actually white and not grey, clean fingernails etc etc. Someone who is immaculate on the outside tend to be so underneath all that finery too.

Like Ive already said, the discretion factor is key, whether a not so good meet or a fantastic meet, both should be treated the same. Its unsettling to me to have the details posted on a forum.

OP the gentlemanly and mature approach would be to not have mentioned it publicly, it does give the impression that you could do this after every meet. And Im not impressed by the fighting talk of 'band wagons' and 'trying to wind people up' This is just a knee jerk reaction when people dont respond favourably to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I, like many on this thread, find the lack of discretion disappointing. "

... and just plain vulgar...

E for effort, OP...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I, like many on this thread, find the lack of discretion disappointing. Regardless if this lady is on this site or not, I suspect the OP could be talking about women he's met on this site on the other one. And as lots of people are on various sites, it doesnt really take long for word to get around.

Like Ive already said, the discretion factor is key, whether a not so good meet or a fantastic meet, both should be treated the same. Its unsettling to me to have the details posted on a forum.

sadly discretion seems to be a lost cause... from meets that don't go well and details are shared, to meets that either are being planned or have happened, the details are spewed out for all to see. The objective mainly being to show off how many meets they are getting or the amount of sex they are having.

but hey, it is the Facebook approach to swinging....

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

You say you showered but if you'd been on the ale earlier did you also smell?

If this was a first meet and she smelt and wasn't as fresh as she could/should have. How do you know she was clean of std's / sti's because you never mentioned safe sex but you did imply your cock went there

Maybe the moral to the story is don't take on random fucks when under the influence and if you do. Do the sniff test if she doesn't smell so sweet suggest some soapy fun. Some pussies do smell more musky than others,washed or unwashed. Maybe she'd got a few different mens spunk in her........ Sloppy seconds,thirds or more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just ask the OP, what would have had to be wrong with her for you to stop and say "no, this is not happening"?

Sounds like you were either to scared to stop and suggest a shower or so desperate to get your end away.

Either way it seems to perpetuate the myth among men that any fuck with a woman is better than a wank alone.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm just about to have luncheon, so could we keep the graphic details to a minimum for the next hour or so please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just ask the OP, what would have had to be wrong with her for you to stop and say "no, this is not happening"?

Sounds like you were either to scared to stop and suggest a shower or so desperate to get your end away.

Either way it seems to perpetuate the myth among men that any fuck with a woman is better than a wank alone. "

This isn't true history tells of a bloke in the 14th century who preferred to wank .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just about to have luncheon, so could we keep the graphic details to a minimum for the next hour or so please?"

Fish finger butty ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn't true history tells of a bloke in the 14th century who preferred to wank .....

Well, at least he got to meet a better class of person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just ask the OP, what would have had to be wrong with her for you to stop and say "no, this is not happening"?"

I asked him that, he wouldn't answer. Got bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you

Next time you meet someones whos not clean dont go down on them

Happy to help

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Someone help me please!"

maybe before you post something, have a step back and think..

now how may this be _iewed by others perhaps.. ?

what if the other person was posting this about yourself..?

met this guy, really cheesy cock etc etc..

how might you feel..?

just a thought..

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

try bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any woman who has noted this thread will assume ya aint fussy......this has repercussions...just saying like....

also says be careful cause of you meet him and the meet dont go as planned he'll splatter all this disappointments of you all over the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post seems to be a sure fire way of not getting any further meets.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the follow up thread 'what am I doing wrong'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This post seems to be a sure fire way of not getting any further meets.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the follow up thread 'what am I doing wrong'"

Omg do you think the no meets sure fire thing will affect people who just READ posts or add to them? Not this one, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This post seems to be a sure fire way of not getting any further meets.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the follow up thread 'what am I doing wrong'

Omg do you think the no meets sure fire thing will affect people who just READ posts or add to them? Not this one, obviously! "

Nope, we're all doomed I tell ya, DOOMED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some rowdy people on these forums now a days can everyone just chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to masking the taste in your mouth, try a vinadloo it should do the trck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally even if I`d had the worst meet from hell, I most certainly wouldn't be posting about it in here, what goes on in my meets is my business, good or bad, and yes I think it's fair to say most of us have had both, discretion please people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any woman who has noted this thread will assume ya aint fussy......this has repercussions...just saying like....

also says be careful cause of you meet him and the meet dont go as planned he'll splatter all this disappointments of you all over the forums

Your right, but other people do it too.

and if they dont say it in the forums, they say it to each other, some of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me some folk would fuck the crack of dawn if it had hair around it. The end, please its supper time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

lol! well ya don't have to put it quite so bluntly. I've had meets come straight from work and just ask them that they use my shower before we play. None have have ever been offended.

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By *arentvxxTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Decomping sperm marinaded in stale love juice overnight is not the best meal to start your day off with.Enjoy your supper peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decomping sperm marinaded in stale love juice overnight is not the best meal to start your day off with.Enjoy your supper peeps."

That's my special custard-filled pancake out the window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going back to masking the taste in your mouth, try a vinadloo it should do the trck "

I was thinking more like go and have some sushi, that will mask the taste of the fishy box !!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP...it depends on what sex you are as to what reaction you will get. If it was a woman starting this saying a mans cock was cheesey it would be a different thread altogether....and yes, those threads have been started before now.

For your dilemma of a bad tasting mouth, you were mad to carry on, but as someone else said on the thread, they would hve been too polite to say anything too....I wouldn't have been able to carry on if it was a dirty cock I was sucking on.

As to you sharing this on the forum, the people who don't want to read it can pass it by and not stay on the thread long enough to comment if it repulses them so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As to you sharing this on the forum, the people who don't want to read it can pass it by and not stay on the thread long enough to comment if it repulses them so much."

Is it acceptable to share meet details immediately after said meet? It's not something I'd do and it sets a disappointing precedent.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"As to you sharing this on the forum, the people who don't want to read it can pass it by and not stay on the thread long enough to comment if it repulses them so much.

Is it acceptable to share meet details immediately after said meet? It's not something I'd do and it sets a disappointing precedent."

Obviously that depends on what you deem acceptable. This man thinks it is fine to mention the bad meet he had with someone not on this site.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As to you sharing this on the forum, the people who don't want to read it can pass it by and not stay on the thread long enough to comment if it repulses them so much.

Is it acceptable to share meet details immediately after said meet? It's not something I'd do and it sets a disappointing precedent.

Obviously that depends on what you deem acceptable. This man thinks it is fine to mention the bad meet he had with someone not on this site."

Bearing in mind that there will be a number of people on both sites, does that mean it would be acceptable to share meets from members of this site elsewhere? What's the difference, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese."

Yuck. Got as far as the first post. I feel bad now.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Are you asking me what I find acceptable or the man himself?

If it is to me I wouldn't be posting on a thread about it no.

The man obviously doesn't think the same as he posted it.

It isn't against rules as he said the woman isn't on this site.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese.

Yuck. Got as far as the first post. I feel bad now."

you should read it, no one tells the woman she should be thinking about discretion.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese.

Yuck. Got as far as the first post. I feel bad now."

just reminded me the way the forums were about 2/3 years ago... It was truly fierce at times.

we have moved on since then and new rules made.

for progress

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese.

Yuck. Got as far as the first post. I feel bad now.

just reminded me the way the forums were about 2/3 years ago... It was truly fierce at times.

we have moved on since then and new rules made.

for progress"

Nothing broke rules on that thread.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Anyone fancy some cheese.

Yuck. Got as far as the first post. I feel bad now.

just reminded me the way the forums were about 2/3 years ago... It was truly fierce at times.

we have moved on since then and new rules made.

for progress

Nothing broke rules on that thread.

indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you asking me what I find acceptable or the man himself?

If it is to me I wouldn't be posting on a thread about it no.

The man obviously doesn't think the same as he posted it.

It isn't against rules as he said the woman isn't on this site.

I think that clears up my curiosities

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

As to you sharing this on the forum, the people who don't want to read it can pass it by and not stay on the thread long enough to comment if it repulses them so much. Quote

I feel sick to my stomach but to be honest I just can't stop reading, lol you bunch of meanies!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Read this one, go on I dare you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm sure you would of said sorry but your fancy stinks and if you want me to go any we're near it you best get in that bathroom and give it a good scrub. Don't think so

lol! well ya don't have to put it quite so bluntly. I've had meets come straight from work and just ask them that they use my shower before we play. None have have ever been offended.

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/25343

Read this one, go on I dare you.

*boke*

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