FabSwingers.com forum: What's your filthiest fantasy?

By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

No, I actually don't want to know!! What I'd love to know is if anyone else hates that question? It's often one of the first things that gets asked when I answer a message.

I don't really have fantasies but if I did, I wouldn't want to share that info with someone until I got to know them a bit better! I don't really know why the question annoys me, but it kinda puts me off chatting to someone.

Have you been told a fantasy or read one on a profile that's put you off someone?

Am I a bit weird?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No, I agree. I have filthy fantasies, but I'm not going to share them with just anybody. And until I know someone a lot better I don't want to know theirs either.

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"No, I agree. I have filthy fantasies, but I'm not going to share them with just anybody. And until I know someone a lot better I don't want to know theirs either. "

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No, I agree. I have filthy fantasies, but I'm not going to share them with just anybody. And until I know someone a lot better I don't want to know theirs either.

I'm glad I'm not the only one!"

It's a really intimate question. I think that's why it bothers me from a stranger.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Twin sisters.

But I HATE it when anyone asks. Unless they're twin sisters.

Anyone.....a twin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like that question ither find they looking for walk talk

As most would understand that if you want to forfill it or help me to you need to build trust witch is only going to happen over meeting and over time becoming a regular playmate

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By *.L.0460. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Don’t like that question ither find they looking for walk talk

As most would understand that if you want to forfill it or help me to you need to build trust witch is only going to happen over meeting and over time becoming a regular playmate

100%!

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I don't really know why the question annoys me, but it kinda puts me off chatting to someone."

Probably because it's EXTREMELY forward to ask of someone you don't know / first message. People who bulldoze their way through / over your boundaries will no doubt have an annoying / discomforting effect (affect?) on you. Like the other poster mentioned, for some (if not most) sharing that sort of thing can be a very intimate, and therefore vulnerable, act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find a big bodybuilder , who actually lives near me, who will let me worship his body…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t like that question ither find they looking for walk talk

As most would understand that if you want to forfill it or help me to you need to build trust witch is only going to happen over meeting and over time becoming a regular playmate

100%!"

Yip most will never see that talk from me

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Don’t like that question ither find they looking for walk talk

As most would understand that if you want to forfill it or help me to you need to build trust witch is only going to happen over meeting and over time becoming a regular playmate

100%!

Yip most will never see that talk from me "

Is it something people think is an original question, or don't they understand what they're asking? Wouldn't starting off by asking about books, films, food etc. not be a more grounded base camp to set off flirting from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seemed to be a thing years ago when I was previously on here of opening messages from a lot of men telling me their fantasy in a long diatribe! Thank god that doesn't seem to be a thing now! Bloody boring from someone you don't know, or care about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There seemed to be a thing years ago when I was previously on here of opening messages from a lot of men telling me their fantasy in a long diatribe! Thank god that doesn't seem to be a thing now! Bloody boring from someone you don't know, or care about! "

Best kept to oneself unless invited otherwise

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Once upon a time there was a..........

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I like to have sexy fantasy chats with certain ladies.

Pick a scenario and get as filthy as they can handle.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Apparently this is a sex site so men can say whatever they want to us. Block button best feature.

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

I have been lucky to do almost all of mine

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I must admit I'm like you I'd rather not discuss it with people i don't know, so not weird at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit I'm like you I'd rather not discuss it with people i don't know, so not weird at all.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

If some nobhead asks me this I usually say them valeting my car and mowing the lawns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I actually don't want to know!! What I'd love to know is if anyone else hates that question? It's often one of the first things that gets asked when I answer a message.

Have you been told a fantasy or read one on a profile that's put you off someone?

Am I a bit weird?

It's an instant hell no for me. They just want wank chat.

Yes many fantasies put me off. In profiles or in messages.

No you are not weird.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

My favourite question from a total stranger is “What are your kinks.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These questions always seem to come from dick pics. Wank material so I just delete them.

Sane goes for anonymous users asking if I’m top/bottom.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’ve never understood why people think it’s alright to ask that as a first message, but more so that they are obviously expecting/hoping for a response.

Similarly, those that message,

What’s the naughtiest/filthiest thing you’ve done?

Just why?

And naughty really just dries me up too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I hate this question, usually comes from a blank or profile full of cock pics.

I won't discuss my fantasies with some randomer.

They are probably after a quick wank.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I actually don't want to know!! What I'd love to know is if anyone else hates that question? It's often one of the first things that gets asked when I answer a message.

Have you been told a fantasy or read one on a profile that's put you off someone?

Am I a bit weird?

Usually a red flag for me because my first thought when asked this (always by men) is this about underage stuff. I back out of the chat quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs literally just had one

go finish your wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs literally just had one

go finish your wank "

Seriously, it was about spattering and things in your hair?

You took it too far saying you'd look like Casper.

As for fantasies, do I get asked. No haha. Do I ask, of course not as the answers simple!

To channel a certain banger from my youth:

Let me, be your fantasy...

Do doo do doooo de doo

I'll take you hiiiiigheeeeer.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

To be fair, that is also your response to 99% of any form of communication also.

And I'm there for it. Ironically. Fucking in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Do people actually ask that?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't really get asked it very often. I don't mind it, they're either feeling frisky or using it as a way of seeing how compatible we are. Not worth giving energy to, well not to the point I get irked by it.

My fantasies are all very much inspired by others anyway so I don't feel comfortable sharing them. Bar one which has been something I've fantasised about for the past six years.

Anyway, my point is, people will ask questions. They won't all be to your liking. Don't give it energy if that's the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

To be fair, that is also your response to 99% of any form of communication also.

And I'm there for it. Ironically. Fucking in."

Accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Do people actually ask that? "

Followed by send me a pic.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

7am: Hey, how's your day going?

I'm not even out of bed yet you doofus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs "

I have been known to lie and had a whole text conversation with a guy who was wanking away while I laid there in my dressing gown I'd previously spilt coffee on, eating crisps and watching supernatural.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I dont hate the question, but it's not random strangers business on tinternet

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

Why can I picture this so clearly?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ffs literally just had one

go finish your wank "

OK all finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep "

Probably would of been hula hoops

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops"

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp "

Depends how you eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Do people actually ask that?

Followed by send me a pic.

Absolutely this. Do some people really think us ladies sit around in stockings and heels all day

Even when I say I'm in wellies and waterproofs they come back saying they think I'd look very sexy. Yeah, as if.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought..."

Not quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs literally just had one

go finish your wank

OK all finished

Good lad

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

Not quite."

Sucking them off each finger seductively, I know your classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

Not quite.

Sucking them off each finger seductively, I know your classy

Munch them up and spit that out into another hula hoop. Then eat them.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"No, I actually don't want to know!! What I'd love to know is if anyone else hates that question? It's often one of the first things that gets asked when I answer a message.

Have you been told a fantasy or read one on a profile that's put you off someone?

Am I a bit weird?

We were told one once, which still turns our stomach!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

Not quite.

Sucking them off each finger seductively, I know your classy

Munch them up and spit that out into another hula hoop. Then eat them.

We have a spare bed for you in the unit I work in, if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

Not quite.

Sucking them off each finger seductively, I know your classy

Munch them up and spit that out into another hula hoop. Then eat them.

We have a spare bed for you in the unit I work in, if needed "

Does it come with free hula hoops?

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By *ssex-coupleCouple
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Devils advocate here… it’s a sex site not a dating site so I can see why they went there. With that said I wouldnt want to share all straight away but I’d rather just get into it than deal with the awkward hi how are you? hows your day?

if I wanted that I’d be on tinder or POF. If your on Fab your not here to date and beat round the bush your here to f*ck and make some great friends whilst doing it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Devils advocate here… it’s a sex site not a dating site so I can see why they went there. With that said I wouldnt want to share all straight away but I’d rather just get into it than deal with the awkward hi how are you? hows your day?

if I wanted that I’d be on tinder or POF. If your on Fab your not here to date and beat round the bush your here to f*ck and make some great friends whilst doing it ??"

Well shit I need to leave asap.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"This and what are you wearing.

Fuck off.

Yeah this bugs me too, I'm sure no one needs to know I'm in granny pants, fluffy socks, pjs and a fluffy dressing gown

Mrs

What flavour crisps?, this could really make the fantasy deep

Probably would of been hula hoops

Hula hoops are a kinky crisp

Depends how you eat them

Smashing them in your mouth, so your covered in crumbs....got my cock out just at the thought...

Not quite.

Sucking them off each finger seductively, I know your classy

Munch them up and spit that out into another hula hoop. Then eat them.

We have a spare bed for you in the unit I work in, if needed

Does it come with free hula hoops?"

I can make that happen

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By *asycouple777Couple
over a year ago

bristol

A threesome with a hot convincing trans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I wanted that I’d be on tinder or POF. If your on Fab your not here to date and beat round the bush your here to f*ck and make some great friends whilst doing it ??"

I date on here not for hook ups. There are polygamous people using this site to find play partners and unicorns for longterm alternative relationships.

We aren't all here just to stick it in any hole lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A threesome with a hot convincing trans "

What are they trying to convince you to do? Upgrade your car insurance? Buy a set of bibles? Convince you that the world is flat?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

An oily encounter with Suranne Jones

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