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By *razy Shenanigans OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

....serious shiz here...

How many kilos of (unstuffed) pizza crust go to waste every year?

And how many miles does the average thumb "scroll" in a year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure op those are some

Mighty questions

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Wish my crust was stuffed.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Do you have a UTI?

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

18.25 Meters per year of Thumb scroll on average

(depending on the user)

125 Million kilograms of pizza crust discarded per year…

Thank me later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero will know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None I eat it

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea


"18.25 Meters per year of Thumb scroll on average

(depending on the user)

125 Million kilograms of pizza crust discarded per year…

Thank me later.."

I do 18m a week just scrolling on fab! Too much time on my hands clearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind.

Blown.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Oh I never use my thumb to scroll. Always my finger. Does that mean I really am old?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Oh I never use my thumb to scroll. Always my finger. Does that mean I really am old? "

So you never use your phone one-handed? (and yeah, I know there's a dirty joke there but I mean it seriously)

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Oh I never use my thumb to scroll. Always my finger. Does that mean I really am old? "

No, it means you are sensible, I too scroll with my finger.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Been a while since I've had a Pizza

I dont use my thumb but I use those pens with the rubber ( not Condom ) on the end to use, on my tablet but I'm due a new 1 as I've worn this 1 out now lol

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands"

You are, unfortunately - especially if you're using one of infinite scroll social media apps.

Even if you need to hold the phone with 2 hands (because it's too big, I have large hands so it's not an issue), you should be able to use the phone with just your right thumb (assuming right-handedness). With swipe typing you can use just that for writing too! The second hand can be a helper but only if needed.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands

You are, unfortunately - especially if you're using one of infinite scroll social media apps.

Even if you need to hold the phone with 2 hands (because it's too big, I have large hands so it's not an issue), you should be able to use the phone with just your right thumb (assuming right-handedness). With swipe typing you can use just that for writing too! The second hand can be a helper but only if needed."

See you lost me there. Swipe typing. Just sounds like the name of a dodgy band and their self titled first album (probably their only album with a name like that)

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Oh I never use my thumb to scroll. Always my finger. Does that mean I really am old?

No, it means you are sensible, I too scroll with my finger. "

So pleased it’s not just me

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands

You are, unfortunately - especially if you're using one of infinite scroll social media apps.

Even if you need to hold the phone with 2 hands (because it's too big, I have large hands so it's not an issue), you should be able to use the phone with just your right thumb (assuming right-handedness). With swipe typing you can use just that for writing too! The second hand can be a helper but only if needed.

See you lost me there. Swipe typing. Just sounds like the name of a dodgy band and their self titled first album (probably their only album with a name like that) "

Once you start, you won't go back (especially if you have an Android phone, iPhone swipe prediction isn't as good). Come join me in the swipe to type club!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands

You are, unfortunately - especially if you're using one of infinite scroll social media apps.

Even if you need to hold the phone with 2 hands (because it's too big, I have large hands so it's not an issue), you should be able to use the phone with just your right thumb (assuming right-handedness). With swipe typing you can use just that for writing too! The second hand can be a helper but only if needed.

See you lost me there. Swipe typing. Just sounds like the name of a dodgy band and their self titled first album (probably their only album with a name like that)

Once you start, you won't go back (especially if you have an Android phone, iPhone swipe prediction isn't as good). Come join me in the swipe to type club!"

Haha I think I’d need hands on assistance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why do people order pizza with crusts if they aren't going to eat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people order pizza with crusts if they aren't going to eat them "

I'm not even sure why people order pizzas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people order pizza with crusts if they aren't going to eat them

I'm not even sure why people order pizzas."

That's a lie.

I regret it instantly, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every night.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Why do people order pizza with crusts if they aren't going to eat them

I'm not even sure why people order pizzas."

Not only do I scroll with my finger and not my thumb but I have never ordered a pizza, with or without crust, am I missing out in life.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"No. Never!

Am I doing it all wrong?

I learnt how to use a mobile last century. They were very big, needed two hands

You are, unfortunately - especially if you're using one of infinite scroll social media apps.

Even if you need to hold the phone with 2 hands (because it's too big, I have large hands so it's not an issue), you should be able to use the phone with just your right thumb (assuming right-handedness). With swipe typing you can use just that for writing too! The second hand can be a helper but only if needed.

See you lost me there. Swipe typing. Just sounds like the name of a dodgy band and their self titled first album (probably their only album with a name like that)

Once you start, you won't go back (especially if you have an Android phone, iPhone swipe prediction isn't as good). Come join me in the swipe to type club!

Haha I think I’d need hands on assistance "

I'm happy to volunteer to teach you the ways of swipe type.

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