FabSwingers.com forum: What phrase can you say on a football pitch and in the bedroom

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s just smashed it in the onion bag.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Get in

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

get it in the box,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a pile driver

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

She proper smashed the get ball

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Its in the goal.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

He needs to go in hard

Mrs

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

That was an unexpected dribble, in an unattended box, whilst being chased down my 5 men. He took his chance and slipped it skillfully in to a tight hole. The crowd goes wild for a glorious money shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just opened up his body and showed us his class

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I much prefer playing with kids."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I scored a hat trick ough

Brilliant tackle

He missed the bed post

That was a real messy game

Did you just shoot through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re dribbling the balls

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Excellent ball control

Mrs

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Want to see my tackle

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Coor... What a thumping tackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I not like that

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

They think it's all over...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Mine!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

He shoots he scores

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Wrong goal

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Man on,

Two up front

Lacking penitration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's done well to get in behind there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was not a pretty tackle

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Go forward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crowd is not impressed with this display

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

OOh AAHH Cantona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely nutmeg

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Get in there

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Time to bring on a couple of substitutes

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Penalty in the box, he, wants a yellow card for his dirty tackle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He shoots he scores

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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

What great ball control in the box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going down to take the knee

Half time.. Blow job

Half time.. Suck that..

Its all over now

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

Go on Go on

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By *uper6ixMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Oh gosh, he’s only gone & put it in the wrong end jeff

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Drop in the hole and get a bit tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big man is coming up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gave it his all ..

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By *ewcouple42Couple
over a year ago

llandudno

He shoots he scores xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My comment got deleted.

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Sloppy at the back

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

Oooooooh Yeahhhh

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Change ends.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

They played with 2 up top and 3 behind tonight…

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

He showed his experience tonight by slipping it through that tight space…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They played with 2 up top and 3 behind tonight…"

Sounds like my kinda match

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"My comment got deleted.

Not really suprised!!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Referees a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a save that was..

Hand ball...

Just a flick..

Bit rough tonight no shirt pulling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made that look easy, sliid it in with ease!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is it in?

It's in!

No it's not.

Yes, it is! It's in!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Gone soft this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My comment got deleted.

Not really suprised!!"

Pffft... comedy shouldn't be censored.

I don't stand for a lot of things, but that isn't one either.

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again!"

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

This is the his dream come true. His parents are close by cheering him on

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

He shoots and he scores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in?

It's in!

No it's not.

Yes, it is! It's in!"

Is that a nod to Bottom (when they're watching the cricket) ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

It's a game of scratch n sniff

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"My comment got deleted.

Caught with your pants down

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By *eed.a.signalMan
over a year ago

Local

It’s John Terry

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

The wrong football but here goes.

Offence has lacked penetration trough the tight end and through two gap. Shoving the ball deep through the wide receiver has had better success in increasing numbers.

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