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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's your success rate?

Mine's sub 50% at the moment and I hate myself for it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They crack every time.

Are yours made from Titanium?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh dear Lib. Oh dear.

I think I've only unsuccessfully cracked two in my life? So, whatever that is percentage wise.

I might try and cock it up in solidarity though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm pretty good at not getting shell in my eggs.

It happens though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can crack an egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Allllllright, smart arse, pro chefs....

Flipping them.

Odds?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???"

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably around 80%.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk."

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.9% success burford blue are something else and taste like nothing else too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I hear that tapping them hard on your forehead is a sure fire way to crack them cleanly.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk."

Are you buying fresh eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far"

I think that because it's just such an uninteresting process I just don't care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

Are you buying fresh eggs?"

No, I exclusively buy rotten eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just but organic eggs from local shop. The eggs aren't the problem - I'm just a doofus.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far

I think that because it's just such an uninteresting process I just don't care."

Then just make scrambled eggs and it doesn’t matter anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far

I think that because it's just such an uninteresting process I just don't care.

Then just make scrambled eggs and it doesn’t matter anyway"

Need that runny yoke in my life.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Look online for an egg cracker

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

100% success. (I think)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

100% (someone else cracks them)

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far

I think that because it's just such an uninteresting process I just don't care.

Then just make scrambled eggs and it doesn’t matter anyway"

You are so zen, both posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. I thought cracking eggs was a euphemism.

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon


"I hear that tapping them hard on your forehead is a sure fire way to crack them cleanly."

Oh please please someone try this (lmao)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look online for an egg cracker

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So wise.

So can't be arsed.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"I’m confused about what we’re defining as success here? Getting the contents of the egg in a bowl without bits of shell? Doing it one handed? Keeping the yolk intact? Separating the yolk???

Sorry.

Not breaking the yolk.

How are you breaking the shell? Just a couple of little taps on the edge of the worktop, both thumbnails into the crack and prise apart low over the bowl so it doesn’t drop far

I think that because it's just such an uninteresting process I just don't care.

Then just make scrambled eggs and it doesn’t matter anyway

Need that runny yoke in my life."

If the outcome is important then the process for achieving the outcome needs to become important

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