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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dr Jennifer's sex therapy clinic is now open .

Relationship issues? Sexual performance worries? Confusion? Concerns?

The clinic is open.

The doctor will see you now.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Dear Dr Jennie,

I have so many men sticking their willies in me, my poor fandango is getting all saggy and crumpled like a used tesco carrier bag. What can I do?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, you could use your fandago to bring the shopping home.

Reduces plastic waste and gives your crinkly lady garden a workout at the same time.

Win win

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Well, you could use your fandago to bring the shopping home.

Reduces plastic waste and gives your crinkly lady garden a workout at the same time.

Win win"

Ah, excellent advice, Dr! Just nipping out to get milk and a loaf now. I'll limber up first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, you could use your fandago to bring the shopping home.

Reduces plastic waste and gives your crinkly lady garden a workout at the same time.

Win win

Ah, excellent advice, Dr! Just nipping out to get milk and a loaf now. I'll limber up first.

Here to help x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them ."

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear dr Jennie.

I think I just need a shag. What do I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear dr Jennie.

I think I just need a shag. What do I do? "

Just a shag or will any member if the cormorant family do?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

I done have dog bowls funny enough some of these women what to eat and drink out of them and want to be treated as pet .its most unusual but I'm here only to facilitate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear dr Jennie.

I think I just need a shag. What do I do?

Just a shag or will any member if the cormorant family do? "

Just a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

I done have dog bowls funny enough some of these women what to eat and drink out of them and want to be treated as pet .its most unusual but I'm here only to facilitate"

You seem quite enlightened

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Dear Dr Jennie, I haven’t cum for 8 days what would you recommend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear dr Jennie.

I think I just need a shag. What do I do?

Just a shag or will any member if the cormorant family do?

Just a shag "

Have you considered joining FabSwingers? Guaranteed quality shags whenever you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jennie

My libido has left the building and comfort is now in a pack of biscuits.

Shall I let it return or keep eating?

Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie, I haven’t cum for 8 days what would you recommend "

I would recommended blowing your load as soon as possible!

But point it away from your face. After 8 days you are likely to have your eye out!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Dear Dr Jennie, I haven’t cum for 8 days what would you recommend

I would recommended blowing your load as soon as possible!

But point it away from your face. After 8 days you are likely to have your eye out! "

If only I could find someone to suck it dry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jennie

Here's the rub. Well lack of it.

I gave up porn a couple of months ago. And fapping. One because a friend suggested it/asked me to. Secondly because that porn rabbit hole is a gruesome place. When you're me at least.

Apparently you're meant to become all zen and not want to do.

Except... I do. How long does it take for a person to not think about fapping one off every time they receive a sexy video/voice note? Fuck, even someone speaking to me in French makes me think about it.

Thanks Dr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie

My libido has left the building and comfort is now in a pack of biscuits.

Shall I let it return or keep eating?

Jack "

Finish the biscuits... They will only go stale otherwise!

Then I suggest perusing the hot pics for a while. You'll be standing to attention in no time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie, I haven’t cum for 8 days what would you recommend

I would recommended blowing your load as soon as possible!

But point it away from your face. After 8 days you are likely to have your eye out!

If only I could find someone to suck it dry "

I finish at 8.

Meet me in the car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jennifer

I have noticed an unusual lump in my trousers and wondering if I need to have it removed. I've noticed if a naked woman comes into my bedroom the lump gets bigger and I am worried it will burst.

Should I go and get it removed?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

I done have dog bowls funny enough some of these women what to eat and drink out of them and want to be treated as pet .its most unusual but I'm here only to facilitate

You seem quite enlightened "

Oh yes my experience of over 30years has certainly enlighten me

Women are strange and wondrous creatures I love them to bits and happy to help them .but its good that you've opened the clinic because I've no body to talk about it to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh ça doit être très difficile pour toi !

Il n'y a pas de honte à se masturber, ma cherie.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Theres no hope for me.

Unfuckable.

Well, unloveable, anyways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women are strange and wondrous creatures "

You should try analysing men!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh ça doit être très difficile pour toi !

Il n'y a pas de honte à se masturber, ma cherie. "

Now I want to fap. I don't know what you're saying but I'm going to send this to be translated and read out loud on WA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres no hope for me.

Unfuckable.

Well, unloveable, anyways."

Fuck and love are different things.

Trust me. No one is unfuckable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Dr Jennie,

I haven't been particularly interested in anyone in a while other than blowing my load in them to fulfil that need.

What to do? Sack off romantic notions for a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie,

I haven't been particularly interested in anyone in a while other than blowing my load in them to fulfil that need.

What to do? Sack off romantic notions for a bit?"

Romantic notions are all well and good but loads need blowing!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Women are strange and wondrous creatures

You should try analysing men! "

I'm sure its hard I've no interest in men. Women seam to preoccupie

Most of my time and thoughts really .

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Dear Dr Jennie,

Is it bad that I want so many different kinds of sex?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dear Dr Jennie,

Is it bad that I want so many different kinds of sex?"

See Dr Jennie this type of women

I was telling you about .

Its no wonder I need therapy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie,

Is it bad that I want so many different kinds of sex?"

Depends on the sex.

My aversion therapy room is available. I think it would be beneficial perhaps to experience as many variations as possible in a safe, clinical environment.

Shall I book you in for tomorrow? Im free all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them? "

Cover them in googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes "

I’m training!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes

I’m training!"

Should I get it physically examined first?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

I done have dog bowls funny enough some of these women what to eat and drink out of them and want to be treated as pet .its most unusual but I'm here only to facilitate"
well if they need their udders milking happy to help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes

I’m training!

Should I get it physically examined first? "

I'll send my trainee to examine them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have black and white spots all over my winky.

How do I get rid of them?

Cover them in googly eyes

Excuse me, this is a serious matter and should only be dealt with buy suitably qualified persons.

Wonko, cover them with googly eyes

I’m training!

Should I get it physically examined first?

I'll send my trainee to examine them! "

Whoop whoop road trip!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

I done have dog bowls funny enough some of these women what to eat and drink out of them and want to be treated as pet .its most unusual but I'm here only to facilitate well if they need their udders milking happy to help!"

Yes I've had few wanting that too its not my thing and its messy and if you accidentally get in your mouth it taste awful so happy to send those ladies to you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jennie I've got a problem I've got so many women wanting me to do rude things with them .

Lucky you!

I would advise instslling a ticket dispenser and waiting room. Just call them in turn. You'll get there!

Oh, and make sure you have water bowls for the guide dogs

Yes I've had few wanting that too its not my thing and its messy and if you accidentally get in your mouth it taste awful so happy to send those ladies to you ."

Oi!

Get yer own clinic!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Dr Jenni, I think my sex life has gotten into a bit of a rut.

Every time we have sex it’s same old routine - Bambi fires up the VPN, goes to pornhub finds some pregnant hijab wearing girl next door porn, orders me to wank and then leaves and sends me imaginary text messages telling me I’m a bad person.

She says we need to spice things up a bit ?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Dear Dr Jenny

I think I need a bit more kink in my life vanilla sex is getting a bit dull. What can I do...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dr Jenni, I think my sex life has gotten into a bit of a rut.

She says we need to spice things up a bit ? "

Maybe use your left hand next time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Dr Jenny

I think I need a bit more kink in my life vanilla sex is getting a bit dull. What can I do..."

Buy yourself a gimp mask.

Next time you bring a date back 'for coffee' pop it on and mumble "Oh my queen, smack me silly".

Total kink fest guaranteed

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