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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they don't come with cheese attached

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They don't expect us to suck our teeth out trying to make them cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bite it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because they don't come with cheese attached "

Could use it as a substitute breadstick in a tub of dairylea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They don't expect us to suck our teeth out trying to make them cum."

You need to be a bit more ‘enthusiastic’ when sucking a real one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?"

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can bite it. "

You can bite a real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?"

Yes. They’re called a ‘knob’

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Because It won't go limp after completion.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?"

What flavour would you like ?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Porn told them to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?"

There could be a market for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because It won't go limp after completion.

I’m 47 and it’s NEVER happened yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Porn told them to? "

Like a voice in their head? Or did the dildo actually speak to them?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Porn told them to?

Like a voice in their head? Or did the dildo actually speak to them?

Like some do that open mouthed face of ecstasy like in all the good films

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'll take it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Because no one will let me near a real one

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Because no one will let me near a real one

Now that I don’t believe il gladly volunteer as that no one for you x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Practice for the real thing?

Because they've just fucked themselves with it and want to taste themselves?

Because the person they're playing with doesn't have their own flesh and blood penis but it's still hot as fuck looking up at them while you do it for a moment before moving on to things that are physically and not just mentally stimulating?

To tease someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Porn told them to?

Like a voice in their head? Or did the dildo actually speak to them?

Like some do that open mouthed face of ecstasy like in all the good films"

Ahhh, like when you’ve done a bloody good number 2

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?

There could be a market for that."

Count me in!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

They're sucking their own juices off

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So they can fill them with cream and make them squirt by squeezing the end.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"They're sucking their own juices off

Winner

Close the thread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Unless it's to give it a little lube I've no idea.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're sucking their own juices off

I've tasted myself....no thank you

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Oh I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're sucking their own juices off

I've tasted myself....no thank you

Do you masturbate in a crotchless hazmat suit?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Practice for the real thing?

Because they've just fucked themselves with it and want to taste themselves?

To tease someone?"

Spot the jam song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're sucking their own juices off

I've tasted myself....no thank you

Do you masturbate in a crotchless hazmat suit?"

You can buy those?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh I love it

There's an suggestion for your next video.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Oh I love it

There's an suggestion for your next video.

Haha done it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does it have to be a hard dildo or one of those slightly rigid but squishy ones that they suck off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're sucking their own juices off

Honestly, that’s made me get a 1/4 stonk on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm desperate for validation I suppose. I want you to tell me I'm a good dildo sucking whore. If I can gluk gluk a plastic dildo can you imagine what I'd do to a real dick if anyone would ever give me a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I have done for a video but don’t think I do it in real life in front off someone or anything would just rather suck the person off than a dildo

I suppose it makes a grate visual aspect for a video

Make the watcher wish it was them not the dildo sort off thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm desperate for validation I suppose. I want you to tell me I'm a good dildo sucking whore. If I can gluk gluk a plastic dildo can you imagine what I'd do to a real dick if anyone would ever give me a chance.

Can I dildo your bumhole whilst you suck us off please

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

"I can bite it. "
. Bite mine if you like xx

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"…….why?

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Love and Peace

Cuz there ain't a dickhead attached to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Cuz there ain't a dickhead attached to it "

But there’s a head of a dick

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Cuz there ain't a dickhead attached to it

But there’s a head of a dick

Doesn't rub it on the curtains and then ghosts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Cuz there ain't a dickhead attached to it

But there’s a head of a dick

Doesn't rub it on the curtains and then ghosts "

She could always rub it on her own curtains after sucking it off then ghost herself because of ‘what she’s done’

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Cuz there ain't a dickhead attached to it

But there’s a head of a dick

Doesn't rub it on the curtains and then ghosts

She could always rub it on her own curtains after sucking it off then ghost herself because of ‘what she’s done’

Ooh the shame and guilt is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shameful carry on,no thoughts for the environment,they could at least suck on biodegradable ones

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"…….why?

Please discuss

Love and Peace

Same reason you walk around spoons with two fingers pressed against your mouth while waving your tongue manically.

Love and Dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To dust it off.

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because no one will let me near a real one

Oh come on !

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

Practice makes perfect ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameful carry on,no thoughts for the environment,they could at least suck on biodegradable ones

Cancel the plastic dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To dust it off.

Tones"

A Woman’s dildo gathers dust?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"To dust it off.

Tones

A Woman’s dildo gathers dust?

A rolling stone gathers moss

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Practice some of em are like a pit bull on a lamb leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practice some of em are like a pit bull on a lamb leg

Thank Christ it’s not lambing season……. or is it?

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

They play around and feel sexy, so they take pics to arouse us men. It works!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They play around and feel sexy, so they take pics to arouse us men. It works!"

#notallmen

#notalltheshortonesaswell

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

"They play around and feel sexy, so they take pics to arouse us men. It works!

#notallmen

#notalltheshortonesaswell"

Had us in the first half meme goes here---

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?"

Yes! Including semen flavoured liquid

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's practice innit?

LvM

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?

Yes! Including semen flavoured liquid "

Gwynneth paltro must sell that stuff. Alongside her vagina scented candles

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know Rex, I just don't know. I've never seen a sexy photo of it, nor video.

It's like sexy dead skin gnawing, apologies, lip biting. Someone once upon a time must have thought, hey, that's sexy and then the monster grew and grew and now it's infecting women everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They need to go to specsavers

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll be honest, my ltp asked me to suck my lifelike dildo once and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Have you seen those ones that jizz? Why?

What do they jizz though? Can it be flavoured?

Yes! Including semen flavoured liquid

Gwynneth paltro must sell that stuff. Alongside her vagina scented candles"

Who wants a candle that smells like tuna?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I don't know Rex, I just don't know. I've never seen a sexy photo of it, nor video.

It's like sexy dead skin gnawing, apologies, lip biting. Someone once upon a time must have thought, hey, that's sexy and then the monster grew and grew and now it's infecting women everywhere."

Very wise words _eli as usual... Fashion..turn to the left...

There's a brand new dance

But I don't know its name

That people from bad homes

Do again and again

It's big and it's bland

Full of tension and fear

They do it over there

But we don't do it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wonder if they suck them when they’re turned on

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