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Why do footballers scratch their balls so much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweaty balls get itchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great question

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By *rinity_crossTV/TS
over a year ago

uttlesford, Essex

More adjusting than scratching I think

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

there just rearranging them i did it all the time when i was playing,, i even got booked for it

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"there just rearranging them i did it all the time when i was playing,, i even got booked for it"

That’s a harsh booking. It was only your own balls you were fiddling with was it? Hadn’t done a vinnie Jones?

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

Maybe they've all got crabs

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They're no going to scratch themselves, are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause they’ve just shagged their team mates Mrs

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

To attract more female viewers?

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By *luvnylonstockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

portsmouth

Tight jock straps,and proberly pubic hair growing back

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

You see people doing that in the street all the time

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Any ideas? "

Because the don't use Jocko

Inch remdy know to cure all

Ball affliction in one application

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

Brain ache?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Because their agent tells them too?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Cause they’ve just shagged their team mates Mrs "

Like xhaka?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’ "

Thats an easy one.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"You see people doing that in the street all the time "

I try to be discreet

Frank

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Not noticed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wonder how they fight the urge to sniff their fingers.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Not noticed"

Me neither.

I don't watch football.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Not been watching it but are the women footballers adjusting knicker sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not been watching it but are the women footballers adjusting knicker sandwiches? "

They just tuck in a stray beef curtain

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A colleague does this a lot when talking to me.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’ "

This reminds me of when a few mates and myself were in the pub and old Alfred was there with his dog Oscar. Oscar was laid there hind leg in the air licking his balls when one of my mates said “I wish I could do that” I quickly replied to him “well if you ask him nicely”

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

To sniff them

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’

This reminds me of when a few mates and myself were in the pub and old Alfred was there with his dog Oscar. Oscar was laid there hind leg in the air licking his balls when one of my mates said “I wish I could do that” I quickly replied to him “well if you ask him nicely” "

Hahahahaha

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"To sniff them "

Joachim Löw was infamous for this - caught on camera too (as the coach of Germany, not a player though). He was also caught picking boogers out of his nose - but that's a separate topic.

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