FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the 1st thing you do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’ve been able to fool/coax/persuade or entice/intrigue/turn on sonn my robe enough to come to YOUR PLACE, for bc don’t sexy sex.

What’s the 1st thing you do?

I’m expecting a difference from what ladies/men/couples might say. …

* hypothetical - before anyone says ‘I don’t meet at mine!!! Etc. it’s not about that.

**aldo avoids using the wrong emoji for this. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably great you at the door so say hello with a kiss on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cam you translate the first sentence for me please?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know yet its not happened

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Take the Mcd delivery you have and close the door

Mr Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cam you translate the first sentence for me please? "
. Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cam you translate the first sentence for me please? . Epic fail

Oh FFS

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You’ve been able to fool/coax/persuade or entice/intrigue/turn on sonn my robe enough to come to YOUR PLACE, for bc don’t sexy sex.

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I know I'm old and not with the lingo but I genuinely didn't understand a word of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody did you type that with your knob

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You’ve been able to fool/coax/persuade or entice/intrigue/turn on sonn my robe enough to come to YOUR PLACE, for bc don’t sexy sex.

What’s the 1st thing you do?"

Ask for a translation

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll undress you with my eyes..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Close the door behind you (neighbours!) and kiss you

Mrs TMN x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Woody did you type that with your knob

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.. its a dam good effort if hes wriiten it with his knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been able to either -fool/coax/persuade or

entice/intrigue/turn on someone enough to come to YOUR PLACE, for some sexy sex.

What’s the 1st thing you do?

I’m expecting a difference from what ladies/men/couples might say. …

* hypothetical - before anyone says ‘I don’t meet at mine!!! Etc. it’s not about that.

**also avoids using the wrong emoji for this. Ffs. "

Fixed it for me (and everyone)

Seriously, my phones E doesn’t works. It auto corrects to whatever word it wants.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Wash the bedding , think about food, pay my daughter to go away for the weekend.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The replies.

I think you're asking what would I do if I've arranged to meet someone and they've shown up? Probably say hi. Give them a hug. One of those long slow ones.

Or kiss them if I already know them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woody did you type that with your knob

Yes. It was hard.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"The replies.

I think you're asking what would I do if I've arranged to meet someone and they've shown up? Probably say hi. Give them a hug. One of those long slow ones.

Or kiss them if I already know them."

Oh that…..Open the door and say I already give to charity sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer them a doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wash the bedding , think about food, pay my daughter to go away for the weekend. "

Haha. A serious answer.

Minrcc bc we’d …..

What is wrong with my phone???? Tries again.

Mine was - clean my bathroom.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh... you mean when it's confirmed they're coming over.

Shave anywhere that needs it and go decide which shoes, stockings and accessories I want for the evening

Then I'll hoover up some dog fluff and make the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody did you type that with your knob

Yes. It was hard. "

Have a wank and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody if it was you, I'd whip out your can of squirty cream at the door and say 'drop em blossom!'

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, once a plan is made? Depends how much time I have. Minimum requirements: shower, defuzz, moisturise, clean sheets, clean bathroom. The quickest I have ever managed this is one hour

Mrs TMN x

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