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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,

When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?

Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?

At the very least it must put a smile on your face!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A long fucking time ago

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'd put a smile on your face Nerø

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Nero! But would a cad wish to be pursued? Would this not bore him? Take away the thrill of the chace? The ego trip of catching the damsell?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

It's been quite a while since someone woo'd me.

When it happens it's magical

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never happened to me (Mr).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F sometimes stalks me like a lioness stalking her prey but that's the closest I've came to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

Mrs sent me booby pics from the bathroom last night. I can confirm you are right.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

I'd still need telling

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda

Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;

She thought it quite crude

To be wooed in the nude;

I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"A long fucking time ago

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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here hoping for tips to learn how!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

Mrs sent me booby pics from the bathroom last night. I can confirm you are right."

I always am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A long fucking time ago

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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo.

Dear oh Dear

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Ahh Nero! But would a cad wish to be pursued? Would this not bore him? Take away the thrill of the chase? The ego trip of catching the damsell?

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This is a fair point! I shall remove all references to "cad". Thank you, dear damsell. X

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"It's been quite a while since someone woo'd me.

When it happens it's magical "

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LLB: I think you need to create one of your long-overdue Måtchmåker Threads.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed."

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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I met a lewd nude in Bermuda

Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;

She thought it quite crude

To be wooed in the nude;

I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her."

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Did you marry her??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.

Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"A long fucking time ago

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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo.

Stop spreading those rumours, i don't touch him!!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Was a very long time ago, but to be honest I don’t mind it. The only exception I take is if they pursue with grand gestures, not a fan of those.

I like small gestures as it means a lot of thought has gone in, even something as simple as a coffee or flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please."

I didn't mean my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please.

I didn't mean my boobs

Or lack of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please.

I didn't mean my boobs

Or lack of

Yeah alright

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The last time I was in Lidl

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By *asyGent75Man
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

With a cavalier attitude to existing one does tend to not notice such approaches

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.

Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing?

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I keep forgetting that you're a relative puppy compared to some of us relics on here. Allow me to woo you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be easily seduced, but I wouldnt say anything stood out to be woo'd.

That being said, there are some things women do that really impresss me, like;

- Offering to pay for a meal

- Holding the door open for another person - male or female

- Helping someone with a pram (mother or father) up stairs.

Those kinds of things. Perhaps this speak to my annoyance when I have the door slam in my face or when I had a pram and two kids and no one offering to help.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A long fucking time ago

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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo.

Stop spreading those rumours, i don't touch him!!

I’d do a Boo Woo too

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Isn't it just a case of sending tit pics in the messages

Never romantically woo'd

However, a while back i was invited for tea by an older woman work colleague in a previous job. I thought was just a friendly catch-up, but When I met her at the train station, she admitted tea was a metaphor for inviting to her apartment as she's been wanting to invite me for so long

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(sits in the corner and tries to remember)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing?

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I keep forgetting that you're a relative puppy compared to some of us relics on here. Allow me to woo you.

Ha! Teach me how to woo. I think men like being woo'd to a certain extent, I've often heard the surprise that they're not having to plan the social/date. I think even now it's expected the man will take the lead and woo, the woman with bosom heaving will be woo'd.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Hattie Jacques: You don't understand. A woman likes to be wooed.

Kenneth Williams: You can be as wooed as you like with me, dear.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Was a very long time ago, but to be honest I don’t mind it. The only exception I take is if they pursue with grand gestures, not a fan of those.

I like small gestures as it means a lot of thought has gone in, even something as simple as a coffee or flowers.

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Men receiving flowers... This should happen more often. No, not more often - it should just happen!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m sometimes surprised to find out I’ve been wooed without my knowledge. I’m oblivious.

Like with my wife. First I’d noticed was when she leaned in for a kiss, but apparently she’d been seducing me for weeks - or so her best friend told me later.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"A long fucking time ago

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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo.

Stop spreading those rumours, i don't touch him!!

I’d do a Boo Woo too

I'm an expert at the Boo Woo Game!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be succinct:

This morning and “yes”, in answer the other questions.

Miles

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By *tallionSamMan
over a year ago

Hugglescote

I’ve never been woo’d by a woman, it’s always been the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s just say it’s been that long that I’ve forgotten the feeling.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I've been pursued by a lady, but never wooed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just here for tips

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

1992 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say it's ever happened to me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Just here for tips

Just the tip?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Wait a minute - I have to do more than shave???

Not in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,

When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?

Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?

At the very least it must put a smile on your face!"

I can’t actually ever recount being wooed

pretty sad state of affairs really seeing as I’d enjoy being wooed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Step one of how to woo a man.

1. Show boobs.

Man is sufficiently wooed.

Pretty factual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute - I have to do more than shave???

Not in!!

Nah, they're just trying to play hard to get. Flash them boob and you're in.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I met a lewd nude in Bermuda

Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;

She thought it quite crude

To be wooed in the nude;

I pursued her, subdued her, and s

crewed her.

Did you marry her??

The answer should read. "She said, I do, do, do!"

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I probably wouldn't notice, unless someone else spots the wooing, and tells me. I'd love it, if it happened.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I am yet to be wooed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am yet to be wooed"

Fine, I'll send boobs

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Of the guys who've said they'd like it, can any of you say what it would encompass ( for you) ?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,

When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?

Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?

At the very least it must put a smile on your face!"

Twice today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terwit a woo, terwit a woo here he comes to me.. Flirty girty from number thirty

I look radiant

Smell so sweet

Hope he wisks me off my feet

That frog he would a wooing go

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By *_elie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it."

Sometimes it does, surprisingly enough.

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By *atty CoramWoman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it."

To be fair, offering a coffee ranks quite highly in the *acts of wooing hierarchy*

I like to woo and be wooed.

But I dont drink coffee unfortunately.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Of the guys who've said they'd like it, can any of you say what it would encompass ( for you) ?"

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Flowers

Chocolates

Unfettered compliments

Paying for dinner or, at the very least, going Dutch.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it.

To be fair, offering a coffee ranks quite highly in the *acts of wooing hierarchy*

I like to woo and be wooed.

But I dont drink coffee unfortunately."

So I should offer you a coffee then drink it myself?

I really don’t think I’ve got the hang of this

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Wait a minute - I have to do more than shave???

Not in!!

Nah, they're just trying to play hard to get. Flash them boob and you're in. "

Oh that's ok then! Sounded like effort otherwise

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it."

Next you'll wanting a biscuit

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it.

Next you'll wanting a biscuit

and cake too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone bought me chips and watched Casablanca with me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Two years ago.. it all started with a forum thread

Tinder x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

But always open to being wooed

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another 2 comments and we can close this thread

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Woo who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish a had a gentleman to woo

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

In a previous life I fear

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing?

That's every version of wooing, Meli...

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Don’t think ever been wooed not even sure what that entails. Pursued yes but not wooed. I think

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