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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you know the scene

Old skool northern social club

Compere/comedian, blue frilly shirt, dicky bow, suit

Tells naff joke

Ba boom tish on drums

Then:

I’m here all night ladies/gentlemen

What does he say after that?

Here’s my effort:

We got bingo at 8

Meat raffles at 9

Bitters half price till 10

And for special members at 11, we got 2 strippers down from leeds, pepsi & shirley

Your turn

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sunday strippers. Saw my first female mud fight in a WMC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sunday strippers. Saw my first female mud fight in a WMC "

Was it pepsi & shirley up from leeds?

Ba boom tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man selling seafood will be in around 9.30 so you can all ask him if he has crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man selling seafood will be in around 9.30 so you can all ask him if he has crabs"

Totally forgot about the seafood man!

And the sally army brigade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man selling seafood will be in around 9.30 so you can all ask him if he has crabs

Totally forgot about the seafood man!

And the sally army brigade!"

Watchtower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The man selling seafood will be in around 9.30 so you can all ask him if he has crabs

Totally forgot about the seafood man!

And the sally army brigade!

Watchtower "

Ba ha ha, you’re on fire !!

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By *mbatman2021Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Was this a northern thing. I group up in places like this and lived in southampton all my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was this a northern thing. I group up in places like this and lived in southampton all my life. "

Ah! Must be a uk wide thing?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you know the scene

Old skool northern social club

Compere/comedian, blue frilly shirt, dicky bow, suit

Tells naff joke

Ba boom tish on drums

Then:

I’m here all night ladies/gentlemen

What does he say after that?

Here’s my effort:

We got bingo at 8

Meat raffles at 9

Bitters half price till 10

And for special members at 11, we got 2 strippers down from leeds, pepsi & shirley

Your turn"

Sounds like a night in the South West at height of summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you know the scene

Old skool northern social club

Compere/comedian, blue frilly shirt, dicky bow, suit

Tells naff joke

Ba boom tish on drums

Then:

I’m here all night ladies/gentlemen

What does he say after that?

Here’s my effort:

We got bingo at 8

Meat raffles at 9

Bitters half price till 10

And for special members at 11, we got 2 strippers down from leeds, pepsi & shirley

Your turn

Sounds like a night in the South West at height of summer "

Maybe’s Teignmouth

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