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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Others of this parish

The burning question of the day

Ball ache and how to sooth it

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Others of this parish

The burning question of the day

Ball ache and how to sooth it

If they are burning maybe dip them in a tub of ice cream?

As a non ball owning human, it is the best advice I have to offer

MrsAbz

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Others of this parish

The burning question of the day

Ball ache and how to sooth it

If they are burning maybe dip them in a tub of ice cream?

As a non ball owning human, it is the best advice I have to offer

MrsAbz "

That's one suggestion thank you this a hypothetical question but I believe a relevant one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vent the pressure.

Jennie's ball pressure venting services are availablr

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Just gotta blow a load

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Vent the pressure.

Jennie's ball pressure venting services are availablr"

Hope your not talking putting pins in it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bag of peas.

Mrs

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Stub your toe on some furniture and it'll soon take your mind off your balls..

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

After post hernia op the right nut was like kicking a space hopper.

Don't cough, don't sneeze, deffo no stiffies and power wanking

Cool baths and medicinal man spreading helped.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Stub your toe on some furniture and it'll soon take your mind off your balls..

In my experience I just end up on my back in pain with a closer than comfortable view of the guys

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bag of peas.

Mrs "

That's good one I done like cold on my balls as it happens and cold mouth to suck on to blowing on the balls is quite nice too.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Leggo bricks. Just stand on a few, soon take your mind off the balls. Throw a upturned plug in for good measure.

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"After post hernia op the right nut was like kicking a space hopper.

Don't cough, don't sneeze, deffo no stiffies and power wanking

Cool baths and medicinal man spreading helped."

Oh god I had the same thing and now the hernia is back plus another one the other side

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Had a reversal done years ago, hospital = morphine = fine.

Home = paracetamol = HOLY FU+KING SJIT.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Stub your toe on some furniture and it'll soon take your mind off your balls..

In my experience I just end up on my back in pain with a closer than comfortable view of the guys "

You're very flexible

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Leggo bricks. Just stand on a few, soon take your mind off the balls. Throw a upturned plug in for good measure.

That's for that contribution I notice whilst look at your

Profile excellent pics your underwear model qualification and note the hair dryer at the side perhaps you or you or both of you have step on the plug at sometime .as for Lego we all been there .

Good surgestions but I'll stick with frozen peas idea for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex till ball ache subsided. Take a cool bath just water though

Hot flushes. Men o pause.. See GP for treatment or wife.

Ice pack.. Go to an iceberg to get cooling treatment you might hit titanic coming up

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Stub your toe on some furniture and it'll soon take your mind off your balls..

In my experience I just end up on my back in pain with a closer than comfortable view of the guys

You're very flexible

I’m really not

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The hernia folks I feel certainly fits in the ball ache

Catogary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop them off

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

"After post hernia op the right nut was like kicking a space hopper.

Don't cough, don't sneeze, deffo no stiffies and power wanking

Cool baths and medicinal man spreading helped.

Oh god I had the same thing and now the hernia is back plus another one the other side "

Ooh not good, take it easy mate.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Chop them off"

I knew you'd have permanent solution

Bee gee voice at the ready anyone taking your advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soak them in a warm bowl of something. Quite possibly easier to sit in a bath.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Soak them in a warm bowl of something. Quite possibly easier to sit in a bath. "

Another practical solution .

Remember these ball are hypothetical

So other out there suggestions welcome

Any ladies ball whispering talent out there please inbox

Me i also have pair real balls that require some attention .

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