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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

That actually sounds like quite a nice salad, just throw on some black olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber is nice you big goblin

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cress

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Celery

Mayonnaise

Anything pickled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That actually sounds like quite a nice salad, just throw on some black olives"

++REPORT AND BLOCK++

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cress

Yep.

Pointless compost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gobbling is nice you big cucumber

Er... Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobbling is nice you big cucumber

Er... Ok"

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x"

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

At the risk of food intolerance shaming… my god you lot are weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Celery

Mayonnaise

Anything pickled

Sorry. You are wrong

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By *ill37Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Cucumber is nice you big goblin

Tastes nice cover in fanny sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the risk of food intolerance shaming… my god you lot are weird "

You were reported.... Why aren't you UNLOS already?

Security!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is nice you big goblin

Tastes nice cover in fanny sauce "

No.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

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Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x

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By *ill37Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Yes just like vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God, I happen to like all that you’ve listed, OP. However, I’ve never tasted wank but thanks to you, I know have a rough idea of what it’s tastes like.

Miles

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Celery

Mayonnaise

Anything pickled

Sorry. You are wrong

Did I shame you for your wrong answers? Even though you were clearly wrong on all three counts? Sigh.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Coriander, anyone?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cucumber is nice you big goblin

Til you slice it.......

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"At the risk of food intolerance shaming… my god you lot are weird

You were reported.... Why aren't you UNLOS already?

Security! "

Did you mean Unclos? The United Nations convention on the law of the sea? I’m sure there are some rules on eating habits in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber is nice you big goblin

Til you slice it.......

Then it’s even nicer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x"

Yeah, I think so.

Once they have dried out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Celery

Mayonnaise

Anything pickled

Sorry. You are wrong

Did I shame you for your wrong answers? Even though you were clearly wrong on all three counts? Sigh.

Im feeling very triggered right now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Celery

Mayonnaise

Anything pickled

Sorry. You are wrong

Did I shame you for your wrong answers? Even though you were clearly wrong on all three counts? Sigh.

I'm feeling very remorseful right now "

Awww, that's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

Yes

Sorry.... Wrong

75%... B-

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coriander, anyone?

Mmmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my God, I happen to like all that you’ve listed, OP. However, I’ve never tasted wank but thanks to you, I know have a rough idea of what it’s tastes like.

Miles"

Not in a good way

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Peppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocado

Mushrooms

Carrots

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Whilst I certainly agree that these foods are vile, I can’t agree that they taste like wank - because wanks are awesome and wonderful and not vile at all!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x

Yeah, I think so.

Once they have dried out"

I'm gonna have to sniff some baby lambs now aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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You barbarian

Give me those. I'll make a brilliant salad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x

Yeah, I think so.

Once they have dried out

I'm gonna have to sniff some baby lambs now aren't I

You will!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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You barbarian

Give me those. I'll make a brilliant salad.

Another block incoming.

Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Whilst I certainly agree that these foods are vile, I can’t agree that they taste like wank - because wanks are awesome and wonderful and not vile at all!"

"And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdo."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seafood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avocado

Mushrooms

Carrots

D-

Try Harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seafood

Your contribition to this thread is now over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peppers. "

Wrong un!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes just like vaginas "

Unhygienic things!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

It's called dressing dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seafood

Your contribition to this thread is now over. "

It's hard to make me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

It's called dressing dear.

I know. I love that particular dressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dates and figs

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Olives

Filthy, dirty little droplets of sh*ttiness

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Tastes like wank is such an odd expression.

None of these things take like jizz.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Coriander, anyone?

That is the only food on earth I will actively try to pick out of whatever I'm eating.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Tastes like wank?

Thick, creamy and a bit salty?

Yep, that's goats cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

Oh my god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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That actually, sounds like a lovely sandwich on some nice oat bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tastes like wank?

Thick, creamy and a bit salty?

Yep, that's goats cheese "

No.

Just gopping!

You people just dont get it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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That actually, sounds like a lovely sandwich on some nice oat bread."

You bloody weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

It's called dressing dear.

I know. I love that particular dressing

You are diluting the very important message of this public information broadcast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seafood

Your contribition to this thread is now over.

It's hard to make me

We'll see about that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

Oh my god! "

Well does it?

I can’t help it. You brought wank into it

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"That actually sounds like quite a nice salad, just throw on some black olives"

Yuk !! They Don't look very inviting to look at never mind yo eat, I dunno if James Bond has them in his drink or mot ? But not for me

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x

Yeah, I think so.

Once they have dried out

I'm gonna have to sniff some baby lambs now aren't I

Absolutely you will!! And we’ll expect an update, do not forget the update

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey "

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Not today Satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avocado

Mushrooms

Carrots

D-

Try Harder "

Shit sorry.

Coffee

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Not today Satan"

come to the dark side...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Avocado

Mushrooms

Carrots

D-

Try Harder

Shit sorry.

Coffee

So so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber is a great moisturiser and mask and coolant for eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Not today Satan

come to the dark side..."

Get thee behind me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber is a great moisturiser and mask and coolant for eyes "

That's fine, and an acceptable use for such rank tasting plant matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

Whoooah hold your horses there mate!

You want to try Langley Farm Yorkshire Cottage Cheese, the original, not the low fat shite!

It's like sex in a pot, very satisfying and creamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

Whoooah hold your horses there mate!

You want to try Langley Farm Yorkshire Cottage Cheese, the original, not the low fat shite!

It's like sex in a pot, very satisfying and creamy

Jury is still out on that one.

The original 3 though.... Bleugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

Whoooah hold your horses there mate!

You want to try Langley Farm Yorkshire Cottage Cheese, the original, not the low fat shite!

It's like sex in a pot, very satisfying and creamy

Jury is still out on that one.

The original 3 though.... Bleugh"

Jenny TV, I have always been a fan of yours over the years I have frequented this site, however... I'm struggling to come to terms with the fact you're dismissing Avocado and Houmous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Cottage cheese.

Cheap coleslaw.

Avocado.

Houmous

Whoooah hold your horses there mate!

You want to try Langley Farm Yorkshire Cottage Cheese, the original, not the low fat shite!

It's like sex in a pot, very satisfying and creamy

Jury is still out on that one.

The original 3 though.... Bleugh

Jenny TV, I have always been a fan of yours over the years I have frequented this site, however... I'm struggling to come to terms with the fact you're dismissing Avocado and Houmous

Not fully.

Houmous can be very pleasant. Avocado is a bit snotty.

But the triumvirate of cack... Goats cheese, cucumber, rocket... They can fuck all the way off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber

Goats Cheese

Rocket

And you ain't gonna change my mind on that you tasteless weirdos.

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Does it taste like wank because you wanked on it?

It's called dressing dear.

If it was an angry wank, would it be cross dressing.?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Not today Satan

come to the dark side...

Get thee behind me! "

alright. you got lube? I've got a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kippers, mussels and welchs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kippers, mussels and welchs?"

Not as bad as the first 3.

Thay all belong in Baelzebub's Buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have to ask next time someone tastes mine

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Have you ever tried slicing cucumber and soaking them overnight in vinegar ? For some reason my mother used to soak sliced onions and cucumber (separate dishes) in vinegar ready for putting with salad.

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By *iver_lover_6969Man
over a year ago

South Liverpool

Bloody love them all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever tried slicing cucumber and soaking them overnight in vinegar ? For some reason my mother used to soak sliced onions and cucumber (separate dishes) in vinegar ready for putting with salad."

Ruin perfectly good vinegar?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody love them all!"

Wrong un!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Ruin perfectly good vinegar?! "

Only a bit of it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My FWBs curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ruin perfectly good vinegar?!

Only a bit of it

I guess vinegary cack might be marginally less barff than plain cack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWBs curtains

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"My FWBs curtains

? "

You got friends with benefits and they got curtains too

You never cease to amaze me.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

radish yuk,,

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My FWBs curtains

? "

Her drapes

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Orange chocolate

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

I’ll insert a full one in you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Orange Chocolate is acceptable

Even tasty.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

I’ll insert a full one in you

But will you eat it though?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange Chocolate is acceptable

Even tasty. "

Incorrect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling."

Do what you like, so long as it doesn't involve goats cheese!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

And this is why I don't have a TV in my kitchen

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling."

What if I win though?

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange Chocolate is acceptable

Even tasty.

Incorrect

Erm.... Don't think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x"

You get to fuck the OP.?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange Chocolate is acceptable

Even tasty.

Incorrect

Erm.... Don't think so"

Goats cheese is delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange Chocolate is acceptable

Even tasty.

Incorrect

Erm.... Don't think so

Goats cheese is delicious

Incorrect

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?"

Deal

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x"

I didn’t know you worked for DPD.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?"

Ever the oportuntnist

If the lady beats me I'll its between me and the lady

You never give up

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I agree with you on rocket.

Also olives, cinnamon (I even hate the smell) marmalade, blue cheese and lamb

Em x

Did you know baby lambs actually smell lime lamb meat?

True fact

*like

Not alive ones

I've delivered a few if them

Em x

I didn’t know you worked for DPD. "

Give over

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

Ummm ...I'm sorry to be such a disappointment?

I'm pretty sure I'm not an Amazon champion wrestler

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

Ummm ...I'm sorry to be such a disappointment?

I'm pretty sure I'm not an Amazon champion wrestler

"
well thought you were real

give your beautiful pictures but the hint of a colution with the op seam to be at work . if you can offer me an alternative wager that doesn't invoil the op in open to the challenge of naked wrestling with you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

It not going to happen though is it? For two reasons :

1. Em would most likely kuck my arse.

2. I won't even turn up. Because if I did everyone would realise I am actually a married lorry driver called Seamus from County Wexford!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Avocado

Mushrooms

Carrots

Carrots?!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

It not going to happen though is it? For two reasons :

1. Em would most likely kuck my arse.

2. I won't even turn up. Because if I did everyone would realise I am actually a married lorry driver called Seamus from County Wexford! "

Who's the lorry driver, me or you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

It not going to happen though is it? For two reasons :

1. Em would most likely kuck my arse.

2. I won't even turn up. Because if I did everyone would realise I am actually a married lorry driver called Seamus from County Wexford!

Who's the lorry driver, me or you?"

Ah. THATs where I recognise you from!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Orange chocolate

Leave now please

"Orange chocolate

What you talking about lewis

It's gross, fight me

OK winner fucks your wife or if wife posting fancy a bit of naked wrestling.

What if I win though?

Em x

You get to fuck the OP.?

Deal

Strange I was very much attracted to you Em suddenly you show your true colours it bad you don't like orange choc

Now your trying to pass to the op .I withdraw my offer to

For all I know you could be some amazon wrestling champion ringer that op has sent up this thread to con into submission .

It not going to happen though is it? For two reasons :

1. Em would most likely kuck my arse.

2. I won't even turn up. Because if I did everyone would realise I am actually a married lorry driver called Seamus from County Wexford! "

My god is that you Seamus long time no see

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cucumber and celery are rank

I can live with most other foods - actually olives and gherkins can get in the bin too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber and celery are rank

I can live with most other foods - actually olives and gherkins can get in the bin too

Celery can be good for cooking

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cucumber and celery are rank

I can live with most other foods - actually olives and gherkins can get in the bin too

Celery can be good for cooking"

What can you cook with celery how do you balance other stuff on it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had celery for lunch.

I don't mind the taste and sometimes I just crave crunchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cucumber and celery are rank

I can live with most other foods - actually olives and gherkins can get in the bin too

Celery can be good for cooking

What can you cook with celery how do you balance other stuff on it."

Chop it fine and add it to sauces and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had celery for lunch.

I don't mind the taste and sometimes I just crave crunchy"

Your contributions are no longer valid, now we have established that you are a goat muncher!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cucumber and celery are rank

I can live with most other foods - actually olives and gherkins can get in the bin too

Celery can be good for cooking

What can you cook with celery how do you balance other stuff on it.

Chop it fine and add it to sauces and stuff"

Aye I'm thinking of having stuff for tea tha knows

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I had celery for lunch.

I don't mind the taste and sometimes I just crave crunchy

Your contributions are no longer valid, now we have established that you are a goat muncher! "

I haven't had goat for years. Tesco doesn't stock it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had celery for lunch.

I don't mind the taste and sometimes I just crave crunchy

Your contributions are no longer valid, now we have established that you are a goat muncher!

I haven't had goat for years. Tesco doesn't stock it"

Just stop it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I had celery for lunch.

I don't mind the taste and sometimes I just crave crunchy

Your contributions are no longer valid, now we have established that you are a goat muncher!

I haven't had goat for years. Tesco doesn't stock it

Just stop it! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Y'all need Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Y'all need Jesus

Loaves and fishes?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

French onion soup

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Y'all need Jesus

Jesus get thee behind me. Don't forget the condom, now.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Y'all need Jesus

Jesus get thee behind me. Don't forget the condom, now."
now that's what I call blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dates and figs

Mmmmmm.

Drizzled with honey

Figs and goats cheese. Drizzled with balsamic vinegar. On a pizza base. in the oven

Y'all need Jesus

Jesus get thee behind me. Don't forget the condom, now."

Pahaha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The sock under my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"French onion soup

Nom nom nom

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Cucumber is a great moisturiser and mask and coolant for eyes "

I'm sure some women have found other uses for it lol

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