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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad advice only......?

Mrs C

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Join fab

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

All women want the same thing. If it worked with your ex it's bound to work with every woman you meet. If it doesn't there's something wrong with them

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By *rogalCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Women love when you have dirty sharp finger nailed and just jab at them really fast while fingering

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bite the balls the men love it, teeth, teeth and more teeth.

Also leave them toes hairy ladies, drives them wild.

Mrs

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"Join fab"

Don't join fab!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Don't forget cum quickly and then leave. Women love it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Take your tights off first or you could be there all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First one to orgasm wins.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Do talk about other people during it - everyone loves a bit of competition and they'll work harder for your attention.

Best sex of your life, guaranteed.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Do talk about other people during it - everyone loves a bit of competition and they'll work harder for your attention.

Best sex of your life, guaranteed. "

It's even better if you say "the last person I had sex with did that better". It's very motivational

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Leave your socks on or even the entire clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you come on her face, pass her a tissue and say “You’ve got some on your chins”.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Do talk about other people during it - everyone loves a bit of competition and they'll work harder for your attention.

Best sex of your life, guaranteed.

It's even better if you say "the last person I had sex with did that better". It's very motivational

I'm going to try this next time, can't believe I hadn't thought of it. Thank you Nice, from me and my vagina.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Don't change your bedsheets between meets.

The smell of another woman's perfume and crusty body fluids is a wonderful aphrodisiac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women want the same thing. If it worked with your ex it's bound to work with every woman you meet. If it doesn't there's something wrong with them"

To find a partner in crime would be great to see do I still have the magical touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you never break eye contact and stay silent the whole time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always offer to sleep in the wet patch.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Motivate her to try harder by reminding her how much better her mum is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not meet for sex and never talk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always leave money on bed side table..she will appreciate it!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The ladies really love it when you rub between the lip and leg rather than the clit.

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I always advise women to leave the telly on because men like you to comment on the plot of Coronation Street while they're demonstrating their best moves.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Don't forget to slap her arse before you leave.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bad advice only......?

Mrs C "

Loose those red knickers .well you do surprise me

I hate pics of woman in bath just showing her legs

But your pic looks great .

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

"Don't forget cum quickly and then leave. Women love it."

That's bad advice??

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Apologies missed the bad advise bit .

When you fuck her in ass never use lube

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Make a compliment about her curtains as you wipe your cock on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No condoms bareback only.. Donate your cum in my sperm bank

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Donate your cum in my sperm bank "

This thread has been great, thanks Op. So many things I'm going to start using in real life. Like this ^ gem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't throw away the wife's left over pizza

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just lie there like a sack of potatoes. Men love thst.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just lie there like a sack of potatoes. Men love thst."

Unless he's Irish.

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Don't kiss,

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Foreplay is just for beginners. Straight in, out and leave. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't throw away the wife's left over pizza"

Still raging

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Will a quid cover it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Leave her tied to the bed.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Remember communication is key and that a compliment goes a long way to enhance sexual desire, try “spread your spaff bucket my jolly sausage wants dunking” to get her revved up.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Pull your shorts down before you enter her

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Don't fuck a kangaroo

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

In, out, shake it all about

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

If you yawn during sex it let's the other person know how into it you are.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ask them if they are on birth control after you've finished

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first "

With chillies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure to say "peek a boo" when pulling out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never turn up for your dirty filthy debauched sex meet its the in thing

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

When in groups of six or more obviously for sex try and stand out more

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first

With chillies. "

And use tabasco sauce as lube

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first

With chillies.

And use tabasco sauce as lube "

Perfect. FAF?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Bad advice only......?

Mrs C "

Butter works just as good as lube

Haha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bad advice only......?

Mrs C

Butter works just as good as lube

Haha

"
worked for Marlon Brando in last tango in Paris.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Bad advice only......?

Mrs C

Butter works just as good as lube

Haha

The one with salt crystals in it.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first

With chillies.

And use tabasco sauce as lube

Perfect. FAF?"

Only if you bathe yourself in Marmite and peanut butter before I arrive FAF

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Make sure to use out of date condoms and to pin prick them first

With chillies.

And use tabasco sauce as lube

Perfect. FAF?

Only if you bathe yourself in Marmite and peanut butter before I arrive FAF "

I’ll add a splash of salad cream as well, just for the extra flavour

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Bad advice only......?

Mrs C "

For ladies: Anything can be a dildo if u brave enough

For couples: a lil heat rub on the balls & fanny lips will heat up your sex life lol

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

If you cock is sore rub some deep heat on it before you go again

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When visiting London it is customary to shake hands with every passenger in any tube train carriage you get on.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Combination of Tiger balm and deep heat should be used for lube whilst partaking in sounding

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

All women love being fingerblasted, it's true because they do it in pornos

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"All women love being fingerblasted, it's true because they do it in pornos "

This true I've just bought some finger condoms there great .

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Women love to be face-f**ked until they vomit.

Men love you to use your teeth vigorously during blow jobs

This is the best thread in a long time OP.

Thanks fellow forumites for giving me a lot of laughs!

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Never have a shower before a meet make sure you smoke 29 roll ups and never ever wash your hair so it smells greasy us girls go wild for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank and cum,women love sucking cock with old cum still on ya cock

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Don't buy cheap condoms off ebay,if your going to be wearing your piercing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Buy condoms that are a few sizes larger to both impress the partner when you force them to see the package and when they fish the big thing out of themselves afterwards, forming lasting memories of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave your socks on.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

When you've cum, wipe your cock on the curtains, you'll know they're ready for washing when they don't pleat when you open them!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Keep the same condoms on in gangbangs, as you'll beat others to the goal, whilst they're wasting time changing theirs. Keep it on for oral too, to give them a taste of the others and ramp up their bicuriosity

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Remember to stir next man's porridge anti-clockwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put unused sperm in pot in fridge. Make sperm cake for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When short of luxury custard please leave excess in crumble mix

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Make sure you never break eye contact and stay silent the whole time. "

No Doggy style then lol

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Fellas Always bring the ‘panty souvenirs you’ve collected’ from past meet to your new meet!

lol

It shows you’re an alpha male & you get pussy hahaha

Ladies as you relax on the bed after fucking ‘tell him, that was good but CrispyDuck is still the best fuck you’ve ever had’

lol that will motivate him to do better next round

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