FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid questions...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought I'd pop some stupid questions on here for something t'do...

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?

Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?

If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?

When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?

If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," is Congress opposed to progress?

There ya go, that killed a few minutes of boredom while cooking my tea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is a boxing ring actually a square?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men have to wear bigger shoes so that women think they have really big willies.

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By *ardbellyCouple
over a year ago

Alicante

Why do people get the hump on forums ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do people get the hump on forums ?

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Coz for some its the only hump theyre gonna get.

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people park in the drive

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do people park in the drive"
Do they park on or in?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"why is a boxing ring actually a square?"

Because in the early days of boxing the rope was held by people standing around the fighting area.... making a ring.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why do people park in the drive"

Because drive is short for driveway... and so people parked on the driveway.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?"

Because I make my knickers from Hovis and when I walk I leave crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people park in the drive

Because drive is short for driveway... and so people parked on the driveway."

Thank you oracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Because I make my knickers from Hovis and when I walk I leave crumbs."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who put the bomp in the bomp a dah bomp bomp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people get the hump on forums ?

Coz for some its the only hump theyre gonna get.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Who put the bomp in the bomp a dah bomp bomp?"
Barry Mann and the Halos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

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Where do you get non sterile ones from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the bird the word?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

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Sterile needles are used for lethal injections for safety purposes. It is a standard medical practice that ensures the executioner is safe from any infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the point of a rhetorical question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the point in silent letters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Where do you get non sterile ones from?"

ones that have already been used i guess

anyway stop analyzing my stupid question

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Where do you get non sterile ones from?

ones that have already been used i guess

anyway stop analyzing my stupid question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only free things that confuse me...spelling and counting!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

is Hokey Pokey the kinky version of the Hokey Cokey, or is it all a load of hokey anyway?

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is Hokey Pokey the kinky version of the Hokey Cokey, or is it all a load of hokey anyway?

Wolf

The kinky version is actually Jiggery Pokery

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Expand's opposite is contract why is it not Depand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?"

Because way back 'pants' or trousers used to be two pieces, one for each leg... hence being a pair... Sorry to be a killjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do we wash towels ?

Aren't we clean when we use them ?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?

Because way back 'pants' or trousers used to be two pieces, one for each leg... hence being a pair... Sorry to be a killjoy

ladies undercrackers used to be one for each leg with ties to go around the waist so open crotch was the way to go

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

What was the best thing before sliced bread??

Why is there only 1 Monopolies Commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expand's opposite is contract why is it not Depand"

cos it would incite a chorus of ..... crisp and even lol

ok I know coat, hat and gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they call the sperm whale the sperm whale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a fate worse than death?

Is there a fate worse than a fate worse than death?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Expand's opposite is contract why is it not Depand

cos it would incite a chorus of ..... crisp and even lol

ok I know coat, hat and gloves

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Where do you get non sterile ones from?"

There's a block of flats somewhere, I may be able to point you in the right direction

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

OOOOHHHH I like that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does a woodchuck chuck wood???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a fate worse than death?

Is there a fate worse than a fate worse than death?"

Being buried alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does a woodchuck chuck wood???"

And how much wood does a woodchuck chuck ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does a woodchuck chuck wood???

And how much wood does a woodchuck chuck ??

I don't know, have you looked at veri's to check how much wood he's chucked around

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By *tuartb1970Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Where do you get non sterile ones from?"

From the nearest crack house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what was best thing before sliced bread?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"what was best thing before sliced bread?

Unsliced of course you silly billy

If you were travelling in a circle at a speed faster than light, would you eventually disappear up your own arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do there raise a building to the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u actually laugh your head.....off??

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Why do there raise a building to the ground"

it's "raze to the ground" I think its like eraze the building but i could be wrong

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Where do birds go to die?

Think of all the birds you see in the sky. How many dead birds do you see lying around

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Why do there raise a building to the ground

it's "raze to the ground" I think its like eraze the building but i could be wrong"

To raze a building is to demolish it so thoroughly that it looks like it's been scraped right off the ground with a razor. To raise a building is just the opposite to erect it from the ground up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is dyslexia one of the few words I spell correctly

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Why is dyslexia one of the few words I spell correctly

I was just gonna say why is it such a difficult word to spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Sterile needles are used for lethal injections for safety purposes. It is a standard medical practice that ensures the executioner is safe from any infection. "

but then surely you could get the prisoners on Death Row to Inject each other, No risk involved, they were going anyway. !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness for spell chek lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Sterile needles are used for lethal injections for safety purposes. It is a standard medical practice that ensures the executioner is safe from any infection.

but then surely you could get the prisoners on Death Row to Inject each other, No risk involved, they were going anyway. !

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You could but they dont...

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By *rcalmMan
over a year ago

leeds/bradford

women have smaller shoes so they can get nearer to the sink,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but isn't a bra used for a pair of boobs....so it's be in two piece to cover each one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely eleven should really be oneteen and twelve, twoteen or tweteen or something like ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do birds go to die?

Think of all the birds you see in the sky. How many dead birds do you see lying around

after a resto shift, back in the day of summer season working, I was strolling home with a mate eating our curry n chips and a dead seagull fell on his chips. Never eaten curry n chips since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

Where do you get non sterile ones from?"
in most tennement closes in Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is dyslexia one of the few words I spell correctly

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Is it because its an anagram of daily sex.?

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