FabSwingers.com forum: Funny last words

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots of people have a great sense of humour on here... Can you come up with some funny last words to give us a laugh?

Mine is:

"It didn't look that high".

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Geronimo

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Told you I was ill…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So that's what that button is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The treasure is hidden underneath the... *Dies*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Told you I was ill…"

Lol poor bugger eh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The treasure is hidden underneath the... *Dies*"

Lol!!

"Ooohh I've just won the lotter... urrrghhh".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to all you feminists for inviting me to this meeting now get back in the kitchen sugarplum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, watch this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ya gonna do? Stab me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey, watch this! "

"Don't worry it doesn't fuckin bite!"

CHOMP

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

....whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot my phone charger, but if I just stick my finger in the socket…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Cyanide surely isn’t that poisonous…..’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman you are wrong.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dont worry, babes, I can take it.

(Hello everyone

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Mike Tyson... Ya big has-been"...

BANG!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't be fkn stupid you don't get sharks in these waters"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry Im dominating my own post lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Sorry Im dominating my own post lol"

Is this a funny last words?

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

Told ya I was sick . spike Milligan

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

On his head stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry Im dominating my own post lol

Is this a funny last words?

I hope not lol!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 03/08/23 19:50:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't touch that fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looked bigger in your photos

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

What sniper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here hold my beer.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Dont forget to cancel the milk delivery

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Does my bum look big in this?

Well......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you can eat this type of Mushroom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Duck you say,why?

Eh, what bridge...

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Fuck your how old

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

O shit that's a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look its not even sharp

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Old guy I knew, was very popular on a sports forum I used to frequent.

He contracted covid, his brother however used to come on the forum to give everyone updates.

His last words before he died were "fuck off".

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Slide in just the tip

Or we’ll only stay for 1 drink haha 6 drinks later we all dancing half naked on the balcony giving the neighbours a free strip show

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Slide in just the tip

Or we’ll only stay for 1 drink haha 6 drinks later we all dancing half naked on the balcony giving the neighbours a free strip show

That's a very strange last words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allegedly...

"Bugger Bognor" - King George V

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Allegedly...

"Bugger Bognor" - King George V"

The shit you know . your like some kind of orical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any man to his woman other half:

“I don’t agree with you.”

Miles

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I'm cumming ....

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