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By *orthyhellboy OP Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do sausages come in packs of 12 when I can only fit 8 up my arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might get hungry during the attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I don't want breakfast anymore.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Because it's not all about you.

Some people, I shall refrain from naming but they know who they are, can fit 12 up.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Because the other four are two up the nostril and two in your lug holes?

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. "

Is that because you want to put it up the OP’s arse?

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. "

They have their own condoms on... The sausages can be washed then cooked

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs?"

Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me.

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

4 for wen your arse ain't so hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can also get them in packs of 6 or 8, the world is your oyster

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Frozen or cooked?

Have you tried fisting before you cook em?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs?

Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me. "

Maybe "your friend" just had a very hungry arse.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs?

Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me.

Maybe "your friend" just had a very hungry arse."

I’ve seen a few arses trying eat a pair of knickers.

There’s a hungry arse in Telford, oh hang on that’s horse.

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Because the other four are two up the nostril and two in your lug holes?

Maybe "

They should come in packs of 13 and he'd have one for "sounding" too!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Find a local butcher for a bespoke sausage pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you’d love being fingered by King Charles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. "

You're a vegetarian.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Hope you take them out of your arse before cooking op. You don't want a burnt bum!

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

"Why do sausages come in packs of 12 when I can only fit 8 up my arse? "
. Try 12 cocktail bangers

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