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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?

Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....

Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running a mile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm

Well I’m not laying around in my fanciest undies but I’m not a total goblin either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run a mile I expect. I'm in leggings a vest and a denim shirt. I was rained on earlier so my hairs a mess and I'm wearimg a pair of my sons grey trainer socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Running a mile.... "

Same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs looks amazing so they probably would but I’m fat, topless and in my lounging shorts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm

Well I’m not laying around in my fanciest undies but I’m not a total goblin either "

Half goblin is always good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run a mile I expect. I'm in leggings a vest and a denim shirt. I was rained on earlier so my hairs a mess and I'm wearimg a pair of my sons grey trainer socks.

"

My hairs the same! Curly hair and rain do not mix well.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

If they can't cope with me in a swimsuit they definitely can't cope with me naked

J

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm on my bed watching the chase i don't look too bad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to go into the gym, so any who sees me now would potentially be running a mile on the treadmill.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I could show you but nah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs looks amazing so they probably would but I’m fat, topless and in my lounging shorts."

Is your wife reading this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have a cute outfit and makeup on (for once), but just got drenched in the rain so now look like a drowned rat. Probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute state. Literally just wearing joggers and look like a tramp.

All pretty standard.

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Joggers and a vest

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Everyone would run a mile. I’ve got COVID

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could show you but nah! "

I would show you but I'd be blocked!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Just lying on the cooch in only shorts but to be fair that’s probably my best look detracts from the face and hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs looks amazing so they probably would but I’m fat, topless and in my lounging shorts.

Is your wife reading this?"

No but we just got back from the shop. She decided to wear a nice summer dress and did her hair and me being the catch that I am made zero effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would run. Very fast.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

(looks in mirror)

Nah they'd fuck me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it

Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.

#allmen

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it

Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.

#allmen"

Hmmmmmm....

True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it

Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.

#allmen"

Facts.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh god no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would be throwing up

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

"

These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.

So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope, sat in my comfies, no make up, looking like shite.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on ladies, admit it. Men will fuck anyone and anything. You know they would fuck you regardless if they are horny enough. And you know it

Likely block you afterwards based upon how you look now, but definitely fuck you in the moment.

#allmen"

So all hope is not lost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.

So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol."

I did that thread already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They take me as I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, sat in my comfies, no make up, looking like shite.

Mrs "

Twins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F"

My feet look ok, would men fuck feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F

My feet look ok, would men fuck feet?

"

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F

My feet look ok, would men fuck feet?

"

Probably

F

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F

My feet look ok, would men fuck feet?

"

I love this new feet talking Lilith alot

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

"Are you dressed now?"

One of the most irritating messages I receive. The usual answer is, "yes in a T shirt and jeans".

Right now I have a hoodie on as well as it's windy and cold.

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

On the sofa, but still in smart casual... Not sure I'm looking hot, but I've looked worse

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm not a total mess actually less then what we'd make together doable

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve just put the kettle on. I think that’d be a point in my favour, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look lovely sitting in satin red pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never a total mess I always look the same

Dear god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not "

Could work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Are you dressed now?"

One of the most irritating messages I receive. The usual answer is, "yes in a T shirt and jeans".

Right now I have a hoodie on as well as it's windy and cold.

"

What you wearing? Send me a pic? I could do time for the guys that send these messages.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Messing about fixing old cars. Greased up. Spanners everywhere. What can I say good with my hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve just put the kettle on. I think that’d be a point in my favour, right?"

Depends if you're making tea or coffee?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve not shaved for two days but am fairly presentable other than that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not shaved for two days but am fairly presentable other than that."

Not shaving is good!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I'm never a total mess I always look the same

Dear god"

Dear god....??

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Well I'm guessing they would as probably most of them are lounging around in scruffy bloke mode too..

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Honestly no idea lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'd send you all a pic, but I'd be too tempted to change my mind and send a dick pic instead

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Depends if you're making tea or coffee?"

A pot of tea, obviously. What kind of psychopath drinks coffee at this time of day?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'd send you all a pic, but I'd be too tempted to change my mind and send a dick pic instead "

I think you should do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends if you're making tea or coffee?

A pot of tea, obviously. What kind of psychopath drinks coffee at this time of day?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd send you all a pic, but I'd be too tempted to change my mind and send a dick pic instead "

Go on then.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Absolutely not

After a full day of mothering a toddler I don't even want to look at myself

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal. "

I would

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Definitely not. Just been to the docs for some antibiotics for an ear infection and I look awful and have a temperature. Poor Mr doesn’t have a choice but no one else would come near.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Absolutely run!

It's takes an age just to shave my toes let alone prep the rest of my body suitable for people to see me naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.

I would"

You're a horny woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirtless cooking Mexican, not because It is sexy but because I managed to spill black beans on my shirt.

Although if anyone is into this hit me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast."

Meaty man.

I didn't know what else to say. I'm not punny.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal. "

I refer you to what I said above!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't know. I think so. Like they've seen me without makeup on, most of the photos I send I don't wear makeup. Or during video calls. Rarely when I spend time with people.

My hair is very curly because rain. So much rain but I don't think that's off-putting.

I've been eating well the past week and actually venturing into skincare for my face so it's kind of looking good. Healthy.

I am wearing a vest top and shorts though so maybe not. :D

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.

I would

You're a horny woman. "

I would either of ya's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so bloated. My skin is all broken out. I've got dripping wet hair. I've not shaved for about six days. I've got no makeup on and all I have not an ounce of energy.

But yes, they'd probably still meet me because any hole is a goal.

I refer you to what I said above! "

You said what I said but you said it much better.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Rough as fuck, and looking so very happy pic done! Though it's not public!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast."

I'm vegetarian.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian. "

This explains the hairy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian.

This explains the hairy fanny "

She's afraid to put a blade near her meat.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Still in work clothes, white shirt and jeans, sat on the sofa. Just cooked dinner and ready for an evening alone with chocolate and TV.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian.

This explains the hairy fanny

She's afraid to put a blade near her meat."

Is this code for ballbag?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Rough as fuck, and looking so very happy pic done! Though it's not public! "

Well that's no fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian. "

That's a turnip for the books.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian.

That's a turnip for the books.

"

Wait, she has a turnip and a ballabg?

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm hanging around the motorway services in jeans and a hoody waiting to be pick up by a man in a big truck...

I look a right 2&8 but someone messaged me earlier saying they saw me in a shop in the same gear, so no idea.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Probably not... Lol. I'm currently a hot mess, sweaty, with messy hair and smelling of sex. All compliments of my FWB . But I am wearing a nice dress.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"They take me as I am. "
dildos n all

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"I’m sat on the sofa in the heat of an Italian summer evening in just a pair of grey sweat shorts, so I guess it depends whether that would be something that appeals to them or not

Could work"

Only one way to find out!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in my gym kit, so who knows, though my 'those I like but want to do me too' list is shrinking by the day...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd do me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm freshly washed so if anyone wants to mount me - send me a message.

F

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'd do me right now"

I'd do you too

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Well I'm naked apart from my delightful Bridget Jones pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do me right now"

At least somebody would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the temperature its jogging pants, two t shirts and a jumper.

46% still officially want to meet me in my current state

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I'm in my gym kit, so who knows, though my 'those I like but want to do me too' list is shrinking by the day..."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm currently cooking sausages and chicken.

But if you can't handle me at my wurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my breast.

I'm vegetarian.

That's a turnip for the books.

Wait, she has a turnip and a ballabg? "

Is it burns night? Haggis and neeps, Where's the tatties? Lol

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I don’t think many would meet if I was booted up let alone right now after eating dinner and having a lay down full to the brink

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Running a mile...just finished a 12 hour shift and look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Been at work since 730, been spat on few times, soaked by Bath water, my eyes are red, my back hurts I'm tired and Grumpy.....come for me baby....meet me now FAF

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I don’t think many would meet if I was booted up let alone right now after eating dinner and having a lay down full to the brink "

Oh I think you sell yourself short x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol "

I look great first thing on a morning.

Not so great after being out in the rain, knackered, frizzy hair, unplucked eyebrows, unshaved everywhere and been eating like a pig for the last week.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm just out the shower and naked.... So I'm positive they are running a mile haha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm just out the shower and naked.... So I'm positive they are running a mile haha "

Towards you yes

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"If someome fancies you they take you warts and all! Even first thing in the morning when your hair looks likes you have been dragged through a hedge and resemble a troll. Nothing wrong with comfy pjs and lingerie Lol

I look great first thing on a morning.

Not so great after being out in the rain, knackered, frizzy hair, unplucked eyebrows, unshaved everywhere and been eating like a pig for the last week. "
Aww bless you lovely! Wish i did first thing but i don't Eyebrows wax and tinted? That's what i get nightmare when they need done lol well you keep being you x

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

These questions are unverifiable, because it's an unknown how they'd react unless you showed yourself to them in the current state.

So, the replies in this thread are to the question "what do you think they'd think" - which basically boils down to self-confidence lol.

I did that thread already "

So this is a sneaky part 2? Creative.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd do me right now

At least somebody would. "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I'd do me right now

At least somebody would.

"

She went in without lube that time!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

What friends, I'm removing my self from society

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ve just come back from teaching 2 dance classes - I’m a sweaty mess and I’m shovelling a plate of chilli into my gob!

Pure sexy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm watching my mate Jimmy (James Bond). So, if they saw me now they'd probably want to fuck him instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching my mate Jimmy (James Bond). So, if they saw me now they'd probably want to fuck him instead. "

I hate James bond with a passion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up! "

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm watching my mate Jimmy (James Bond). So, if they saw me now they'd probably want to fuck him instead.

I hate James bond with a passion! "

Oh. Well at least I stand a better chance with you than he does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?"

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?

Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....

Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

"
I often get asked what I'm wearing...I think people like to hope we are.layjng about in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness "

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out"

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Now I'm nude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!"

I would not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm nude "

Prove it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd do me right now

At least somebody would.

She went in without lube that time! "

I heard uses mint shower gel

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

Run Forest run!

Absolute mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not"

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Now I'm nude

Prove it"

Don't do it. It's a trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now "

Gimme... The chocolate I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type"

Sour cream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now "

Pretty sure no guy would run away!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up! "

To eat your pringles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream! "

Mid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

To eat your pringles lol"

It's how I lure them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Floofy dressing gown, cosy socks and just out the bath. I’m warm, snuggly and I have chocolate so I don’t care what anyone thinks of me right now

Pretty sure no guy would run away! "

I have a pretty good death stare when people try to steal chocolate from me. I’m not great at sharing.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"If my head was chopped off they'd probably try to mount me.

If they saw my head and face they'd puke.

F"

Double duty for that paper bag eh (being too harsh on yourself tho I'm sure).

People who've already experienced this unwashed dishevelled awesomeness sure yeah, new prospects...eeeh maybe not!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My closest friends have seen the dressing gown. It's not that offensive. My hair's in better nick than it's been in years and I've vaguely waved a razor at myself within the last week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream!

Mid "

I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Other than looking like I’ve had one hell of a day at work, I’m in jeans and a shirt. Sleeves are rolled up because it gives the cat a bigger target of bare flesh.

I have Malteasers and could be persuaded to share, under the right circumstances

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My closest friends have seen the dressing gown. It's not that offensive. My hair's in better nick than it's been in years and I've vaguely waved a razor at myself within the last week."

I always imagine you to be hot as fuck.

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Laying in the bath after rugby training and thinking about work at 4am.... I want to run a mile, let alone anyone that may want to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream!

Mid

I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment. "

Where's the Pickle when you need him?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm sitting in work, in a suit and jumper, on a 12 hr night shift, no make up and a swollen face due to toothache.

I'd run if I was them.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

To eat your pringles lol

It's how I lure them in "

I love pringles.... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream!

Mid

I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.

Where's the Pickle when you need him? "

Wait, did you just call me middle aged?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My closest friends have seen the dressing gown. It's not that offensive. My hair's in better nick than it's been in years and I've vaguely waved a razor at myself within the last week.

I always imagine you to be hot as fuck.

"

Thank you!

I get mixed reviews I think

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

They would like me even more my pics don’t do me justice plus I’m always immaculately dressed

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Well, it's not as bad as it could be, I've got a low cut vest top on and my hair is done, I think they'd still do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream!

Mid

I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.

Where's the Pickle when you need him?

Wait, did you just call me middle aged?"

no. According to UD, Mid means to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, it's not as bad as it could be, I've got a low cut vest top on and my hair is done, I think they'd still do me "

Sorry to wasted your time doing your hair only for it to get messy again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sat down in my shorts and t shirt after a shower munching on Pringles. Women would be lining up!

Depends.

What flavour pringles?

Salt and Vinegar. Mouth dissolving goodness

Out

You'd have said that regardless of the flavour!

I would not

I bet you're an Original or Sour Cream and Onion type

Sour cream!

Mid

I don't know what this means but I'm taking it as a compliment.

Where's the Pickle when you need him?

Wait, did you just call me middle aged?

no. According to UD, Mid means to insult or degrade an opposing opinion, labeling it as average or poor quality."

I can't keep up with the lingo of the youth

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in pj's, dressing gown, fluffy slippers, eating toffee popcorn and watching Big Foot hunters in the wilds of America on Youtube, living the life!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm actually dressed exactly as one of the pictures in my gallery on here.

I don't think anyone would particularly come hither though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its quite dark in my room, I cant be arsed to turn the lamp on, so I may get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally naked so God only knows.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m just going up to bed. I’m naked and carrying a bottle of Prosecco and two glasses.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm lounging in my sybaritic pyjamas but my mascara is still on. So I suppose I look somewhat passable and infinitesimally fanciful.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm lounging in my sybaritic pyjamas but my mascara is still on. So I suppose I look somewhat passable and infinitesimally fanciful."

If you don't forget to take it off you'll ruin your silk sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your friends/"to-do" list of potential meets could see you now, would they still wanna meet you?

Are you lazing around looking all hot and stuff or do you look an absolute state?

Dressed up? Hanging about in lingerie? As we know women always do this....

Laid about topless men? Men do do this, it's totally true.

Would they be suitably impressed or would they running a mile?

"

I'd love to think that my hotlist would want to jump my bones instantly, but I'm currently crashed out on my sofa, fully clothed (sorry ladies) and ignoring the pile of washing up that I really should be doing.

Form an orderly queue, I guess?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm dressed the same way I always dress. Just with a dressing gown over the top while I wait for the disabled mutt to do his damn nighttime wee so we can go sleep.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'm actually dressed exactly as one of the pictures in my gallery on here.

I don't think anyone would particularly come hither though."

I’ll have a look through your pictures and try to guess which one.

I might be a while because I need to look really closely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt any meet would still be interested. After seeing me slobbing around on settee edging myself !!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I look reasonable again!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I look reasonable again! "

Let's see!! Lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just come back from a club so dolled up in lingerie

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Just had a shower, in clean pj's (long bottoms and strappy top) with my hair plaited ready for bed.

Hubby is looking good in jeans and t-shirt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Totally nekkid here. I'm sure that'll frighten a few away

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Can’t run when your tied up….. just saying

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Sexy as fuck, in black satin

Loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undressed, grey shorts that are very snug around the bottom and crotch area, luckily I am on my tod because they don't cover much.

Gift from the wife so maybe this was preplanned

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Usual evening attire of turquoise rayon jodhpurs, vintage moon boots (orange, obviously), but just a beige full length cape. Not a cloak, that would be weird.

Corduroy jacket and a fetching neckerchief.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

In bed in my birthday suit so probably run but if it means they don't rob the duvet then I'm not fussed lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying by a pool in hoi an Vietnam. Prob say hi and walk away.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They could see me dressed up to the nines and still be put off. As I always say don’t let the picture fool you.

The mr

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