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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don’t you just hate it when you are trying to get something in and it’s not happening?

You spend ages trying this way and that but doesn’t want to go in or flies across the room, until you suddenly realise it’s the wrong hole!

So how is everyone else’s day going?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/08/23 16:26:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you having trouble with your usb connector orientation again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you having trouble with your usb connector orientation again"

Always but it wasn’t that this time…

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

[Moved to the right hole by poster at 02/08/23 16:26:04]

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

USB TYPE A and a lesser extent HDMI.

Not the wrong hole but decides to not go in regardless of orientation!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"…..

You spend ages trying this way and that but doesn’t want to go in or she flies across the room, and you suddenly realise it’s the wrong hole!

"

This sounds like most encounters with women in my teens… (is 39 still classed as teens)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Scart leads - fiddly buggers to plug in at the best of times and hardly helped any by the fact that the internal ‘prongs’ had a most regrettable tendency to break off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was imagining sex wrong hole and a disembodied cock going flying.

I needed that laugh

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips


"I was imagining sex wrong hole and a disembodied cock going flying.

I needed that laugh "

I was thinking the same

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

My day not bad had an early finish from work so just chilling mrs m

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Reminds me of that joke....

"Wrong hole? What do you mean, wrong hole?"

G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m glad it got people thinking, but nothing to do with IT, much lower tech than that……

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Golf, presumably. Surely it's too rainy to do golfing today?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Um "

Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain"

I'm not sure I've ever heard electrocution described quite as erotically before....

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um

Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES "

Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Um

Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES

Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel "

That's not the best pep talk I've had from a 'dont panic'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Um

Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES

Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel "

Flying disembodied cock. Slow motion. Chariots of Fire playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um

Don't worry with me it only happens SOMETIMES

Well brucey. If you ever find yourself in the wrong hole please don’t panic. I’ll happily rip your dick off and launch it across the room like a flying squirrel

Flying disembodied cock. Slow motion. Chariots of Fire playing."

Yes, this visualisation needed a theme tune!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever put your finger in a plug socket in the dark and then before you know it you are warm and tingly and I am pretty sure I am being electrocuted but it is so dark I can not be certain"

I pissed on an electric fence once…

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