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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning my reactions to posts on here has ranged between hysterical laughter and despair for the human race, but it has certainly kept me entertained and yet again half the day has passed without me getting anything done .

Whether I agree with you or not ..thank you one and all

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

And entertain for almost free

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By *ardbellyCouple
over a year ago

Alicante

Do what I do,don't get involved,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And entertain for almost free "

Now I hope you aren't trying to start a debate on the pros and cons of site membership !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"And entertain for almost free

Now I hope you aren't trying to start a debate on the pros and cons of site membership !! "
....Damnnnnnn...You just read my mind...hahahahah

bring on that next thread hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans…. "

Hmm define "rarely"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am taking it as a compliment. Don't care who it was meant for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And entertain for almost free

Now I hope you aren't trying to start a debate on the pros and cons of site membership !! ....Damnnnnnn...You just read my mind...hahahahah

bring on that next thread

hahahahah"

Does mind reading actually exist? Now there's another potential thread for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do what I do,don't get involved, "

I mostly lurk, but my tongue biting skills have been weakening of late..I never intend to be antagonistic though.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"And entertain for almost free

Now I hope you aren't trying to start a debate on the pros and cons of site membership !! ....Damnnnnnn...You just read my mind...hahahahah

bring on that next thread

hahahahah

Does mind reading actually exist? Now there's another potential thread for you

"
...Do you ever stop coming up with great idea???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And entertain for almost free

Now I hope you aren't trying to start a debate on the pros and cons of site membership !! ....Damnnnnnn...You just read my mind...hahahahah

bring on that next thread

hahahahah

Does mind reading actually exist? Now there's another potential thread for you

...Do you ever stop coming up with great idea??? "

Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

"

Always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always."

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"

Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

"
..Unless they need coffee like i do right now..WTF...hahahahahah...Where do you get that energy from????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

..Unless they need coffee like i do right now..WTF...hahahahahah...Where do you get that energy from???? "

A distinct lack of expending any !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

Hmm define "rarely" "

It’s somewhere between to much and to little….

But certainly not enough to make me gag because that can be really messy and I've already set such low standards for myself, so to be caught dribbling in public could really ruin my street cred...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

Hmm define "rarely"

It’s somewhere between to much and to little….

But certainly not enough to make me gag because that can be really messy and I've already set such low standards for myself, so to be caught dribbling in public could really ruin my street

cred... "

Makes me walk funny..dribbling , not gagging that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

Hmm define "rarely"

It’s somewhere between to much and to little….

But certainly not enough to make me gag because that can be really messy and I've already set such low standards for myself, so to be caught dribbling in public could really ruin my street

cred...

Makes me walk funny..dribbling , not gagging that is

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ? "

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session."

You are being ripped off..I'll do it splatterless for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session.

You are being ripped off..I'll do it splatterless for free "

Interesting offer. How will you tell my future though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session.

You are being ripped off..I'll do it splatterless for free

Interesting offer. How will you tell my future though?"

I believe you may shed some tears so I'll catch them and read the pattern they fall in. It's ok, real men DO cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session.

You are being ripped off..I'll do it splatterless for free

Interesting offer. How will you tell my future though?

I believe you may shed some tears so I'll catch them and read the pattern they fall in. It's ok, real men DO cry "

Done. See you in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmm is it appropriate to inform posters when they leave a plural 's' off the word idea ???

Always.

And what do you base your opinion on... Hearsay or fact ?

All of my opinions and major decisions are based on what my psychic tells me. I like my psychic, he's different. He has an inventive method for telling the future. He gets me to drop my pants and bend over, shoves a salami up my bum for ten minutes then spatters some warm glue on my back. He then reads the glue patterns to tell me what the day holds in store for me. Only £90 a session.

You are being ripped off..I'll do it splatterless for free

Interesting offer. How will you tell my future though?

I believe you may shed some tears so I'll catch them and read the pattern they fall in. It's ok, real men DO cry

Done. See you in the morning "

I'll put the kettle on..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans…. "

*coughs and chokes at some of the fibs

Sorry, carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

*coughs and chokes at some of the fibs

Sorry, carry on "

Atrocious isn't it !! coughing and choking is fine..just don't gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

*coughs and chokes at some of the fibs

Sorry, carry on

Atrocious isn't it !! coughing and choking is fine..just don't gag "

haha,,,,,,Oi you two….. Oo’er never has my flabber been so gasted ….

Hey I quickly realise when all my attempts at civilised communication have failed because my lips still move but my speech disintegrates into mouthing childish obscenities….like Rasssssssssssssp!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

*coughs and chokes at some of the fibs

Sorry, carry on

Atrocious isn't it !! coughing and choking is fine..just don't gag

haha,,,,,,Oi you two….. Oo’er never has my flabber been so gasted ….

Hey I quickly realise when all my attempts at civilised communication have failed because my lips still move but my speech disintegrates into mouthing childish obscenities….like Rasssssssssssssp!!!!

"

I could say the same, but when my lips move, my mouth could still be completely motionless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking as a man of few words…

I rarely involve myself in such frivolous shenanigans….

*coughs and chokes at some of the fibs

Sorry, carry on

Atrocious isn't it !! coughing and choking is fine..just don't gag

haha,,,,,,Oi you two….. Oo’er never has my flabber been so gasted ….

Hey I quickly realise when all my attempts at civilised communication have failed because my lips still move but my speech disintegrates into mouthing childish obscenities….like Rasssssssssssssp!!!!

I could say the same, but when my lips move, my mouth could still be completely motionless "

pmsl

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yeah fine

Me and the Funkster fix the forums and save all your sorry asses and all we get is a mention on page 52 of the Galactic News

It's tough being a hero sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah fine

Me and the Funkster fix the forums and save all your sorry asses and all we get is a mention on page 52 of the Galactic News

It's tough being a hero sometimes "

I'm sure that in some future time and dimension your heroic efforts will be lauded and rewarded..I just hope your bum hasn't sagged by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning my reactions to posts on here has ranged between hysterical laughter and despair for the human race, but it has certainly kept me entertained and yet again half the day has passed without me getting anything done .

Whether I agree with you or not ..thank you one and all

"

It reminds me of the monkey house at the zoo at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning my reactions to posts on here has ranged between hysterical laughter and despair for the human race, but it has certainly kept me entertained and yet again half the day has passed without me getting anything done .

Whether I agree with you or not ..thank you one and all

It reminds me of the monkey house at the zoo at times "

I only threw one handful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning my reactions to posts on here has ranged between hysterical laughter and despair for the human race, but it has certainly kept me entertained and yet again half the day has passed without me getting anything done .

Whether I agree with you or not ..thank you one and all

It reminds me of the monkey house at the zoo at times "

I've seen a few peeled bananas in pics

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