FabSwingers.com forum: Snatch!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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Obviously the film with the best one liners in history right ??

What's everyone's personal favourite one liners from Snatch or another movie if you so wish

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You bin using dog shit fer toothpaste, mullet?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the f*ck can he get away from eh?”

That cracks me up every time, that and the dog with the squeaky ball

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You bin using dog shit fer toothpaste, mullet?"

Excellent start

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"“I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the f*ck can he get away from eh?”

That cracks me up every time, that and the dog with the squeaky ball

Haha brilliant indeed

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

‘It’s not a tickling competition!’

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Protection? Who from? Zee Germans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"‘It’s not a tickling competition!’

D."

Chuckling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Protection? Who from? Zee Germans?

Did you understand a single word of what he just said

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"No thank you, Turkish. I’m sweet enough."

Legend

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"But poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for."

"Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary." Both from Dead Poets Society and quotes that stick with me.

And then "it can't rain all the time" from The Crow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy "

Well it's not a free shop is it , so Fuck Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean, look in the dog?

(I love the dog)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Bye Felicia’

Possibly one of the most famous cultural references of all time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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""But poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for."

"Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary." Both from Dead Poets Society and quotes that stick with me.

And then "it can't rain all the time" from The Crow."

Robin Williams oh yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What do you mean, look in the dog?

(I love the dog)"

It's not a tin of Baked Bean is it Avi

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fuck face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

In the words of the virgin Mary, come again?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Like proper fucked? Like zee Germans

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"‘Bye Felicia’

Possibly one of the most famous cultural references of all time. "

Friday right I think ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Fuck face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum."

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean, look in the dog?

(I love the dog)

It's not a tin of Baked Bean is it Avi

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In the words of the virgin Mary, come again?"

Bricktop did get the best lines haha

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fuck me Tommy, you have got the minerals.

Two minutes Turkish.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Like proper fucked? Like zee Germans "

Tommy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Fuck me Tommy, you have got the minerals.

Two minutes Turkish. "

You said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

(Vinny Jones' character - Bullet Tooth Tony)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

(Vinny Jones' character - Bullet Tooth Tony)"

Legend

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you like dawgs?

What dogs?

Yeh dawgs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s lockstock but…

Hello my son. Do you want a lolly?

Piss off ya nonce.

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Do you like dawgs?

What dogs?

Yeh dawgs.

Mickey

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

It's A Fucking Anti-Aircraft Gun, Vincent."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What’s in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I know it’s lockstock but…

Hello my son. Do you want a lolly?

Piss off ya nonce."

Also brilliant

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha"

First one I don't know sorry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"It's A Fucking Anti-Aircraft Gun, Vincent.""

Top 10 haha

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

My desert Eagle 5.0

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Doug the head - “Avi!!”

Avi - “shut up and sit down you big, bald fuck!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to have to find the box set of Guy Ritchie movies that were put away when work was done on the house.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"My desert Eagle 5.0

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Doug the head - “Avi!!”

Avi - “shut up and sit down you big, bald fuck!”"

I nearly cried when I heard that line the first time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am going to have to find the box set of Guy Ritchie movies that were put away when work was done on the house."

Glad I inspired you haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

Awesome line

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha

First one I don't know sorry

Haha that wasn't a quote!

I was just saying I actually did a rally driving course a few years back

I was happy I could now use

" he's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone " "course I ave"

Accurately haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha

First one I don't know sorry

Haha that wasn't a quote!

I was just saying I actually did a rally driving course a few years back

I was happy I could now use

" he's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone " "course I ave"

Accurately haha"

Ah yes of course .. My bad oops

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

He's as bent as the sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Da ya like daags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"

Also, "Do you like Dags?"

So many great one liners to list.

Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two minutes, Turkish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"He's as bent as the sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it."

Boris

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Da ya like daags"

Oh Dogs .. Yeah I like Dogs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"

Also, "Do you like Dags?"

So many great one liners to list.

Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock..."

Both Amazing tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Two minutes, Turkish "

She's ^ a fan yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"

Also, "Do you like Dags?"

So many great one liners to list.

Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock...

Both Amazing tbf

"Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be."

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?”-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two minutes, Turkish

She's ^ a fan yay

Love that film! And lock stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s an unlicensed boxing match. It’s not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to rewatch it tonight now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"

Also, "Do you like Dags?"

So many great one liners to list.

Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock...

Both Amazing tbf

"Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.""

Golden Brown texture like Sun

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?”-"

Bullet Tooth Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've lost gorgeous George.

Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys is he?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m going to rewatch it tonight now

Haha brilliant.. Enjoy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""We've lost gorgeous George.

Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys is he?""

Top 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We've lost gorgeous George.

Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys is he?"

Top 10

"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit 'em with it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“This schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky “I've got a problem with gambling” fucking Four Fingers Doug.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He Tells People He Was Named After A Gun But I Know He Was Really Named After A Famous 19th-Century Ballet Dancer."

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It was at a funny angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?"

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

‘Do ya like dags?’

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Shut Up And Sit Down, You Big, Bald Fsuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England.""

Top 5

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Shut Up And Sit Down, You Big, Bald Fsuck

Love Avi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not seen it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was at a funny angle. "

You could land a Jumbo Jet in there Tyrone..

My absolute favourite line

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"not seen it"

You should for the good of your soul

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides

By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I believe that closes off the subject nicely?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides

By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

I believe that closes off the subject nicely?"

Haha now that is a legendary piece of Cinema

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Russians. I should've known. Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts. What do you know about this goyim?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me"

Top line,delivery brilliant.....impact, hurt my ribs

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Haha now that is a legendary piece of Cinema

It just gets better each time you watch it too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Russians. I should've known. Anti-Semite, slippery Cossack sluts. What do you know about this goyim?""

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

Snatch Watching Party

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me

Top line,delivery brilliant.....impact, hurt my ribs"

Absofuckinlutely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Haha now that is a legendary piece of Cinema

It just gets better each time you watch it too."

Watched it last month and I agree

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

Snatch Watching Party

That’s something entirely different

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

Snatch Watching Party

That’s something entirely different

Being the innocent Angel I am , I don't know what you mean

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

Snatch Watching Party

That’s something entirely different

Being the innocent Angel I am , I don't know what you mean

Oh me either

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps

Snatch Watching Party

That’s something entirely different

Being the innocent Angel I am , I don't know what you mean

Oh me either

Pahahahahahaha

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By *il.E.lickurclioteMan
over a year ago

Derby

Other movies quotes

My name is indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die

Game over man, game over.

You should never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bets are off

I ain't buying that

Good cos I ain't selling it fact

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"All bets are off

I ain't buying that

Good cos I ain't selling it fact

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Luca assured him either his name or his brains will be on the contract"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You’re not funny, you’re fat and look as though you should be. Lock stock.

The mr

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk.

Very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England."

Top 5

"I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."

"Your seats? Tyrone, this is a s t o l e n car, mate."

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

It was 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk.

Very true."

In many ways

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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""Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England."

Top 5

"I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."

"Your seats? Tyrone, this is a s t o l e n car, mate.""

Love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It was 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago.

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

Open the dog.

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

Periwinkle blue.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Periwinkle blue."

For me Ma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know why but the conversation in the car before robbing the bookies is my favourite and best bit

“ Vinny:

Did he have four fingers?

Sol:

I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I don’t know why but the conversation in the car before robbing the bookies is my favourite and best bit

“ Vinny:

Did he have four fingers?

Sol:

I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time”"

Awesome line I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also when Goldie brings in the dodgy gold for valuation

“ It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth fuck-all.”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Also when Goldie brings in the dodgy gold for valuation

“ It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth fuck-all.”

A well delivered line that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe no one mentioned this already:

"You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can't believe no one mentioned this already:

"You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off! " "

That's the beauty of the film , so many memorable lines

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Rory Breaker from lock stock:

Is this some kind of white cunts joke that us black cunts don’t get?

Cos if it is, I ain’t larfing, Nickol-arse.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Rory Breaker from lock stock:

Is this some kind of white cunts joke that us black cunts don’t get?

Cos if it is, I ain’t larfing, Nickol-arse."

Indeed a legendary film

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it....."

...

Well clear a couple of hours one night and get it sorted

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it....."

Disgraceful!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....

...

Well clear a couple of hours one night and get it sorted

Pfft you'll have to remind me to actually put it on as I'm unlikely to remember!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....

Disgraceful!"

It's not the first time I've been called that and nor the last I'll hazard to guess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....

...

Well clear a couple of hours one night and get it sorted

Pfft you'll have to remind me to actually put it on as I'm unlikely to remember!!

Right next night you have a couple of hours to yourself??

I'll remind you and you'll thank me trust me

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....

Disgraceful!

It's not the first time I've been called that and nor the last I'll hazard to guess

Haha, I am sure you're right

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've never seen any of it. At all.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I've never seen any of it. At all."

Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've never seen any of it. At all.

Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then

Can I be in the middle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've never seen any of it. At all.

Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then

Or...

We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do!

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

"Speak English to me. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far, nobody seems to speak it."

One of my favourite movies. I have watched it so many times.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I've never seen any of it. At all.

Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then

Or...

We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do!"

Deal!!!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

'yeah dad, you told us'

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Avi, pull your socks up

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Brick Top: I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've never seen any of it. At all.

Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then

Or...

We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do!

Deal!!! "

So that's a No then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"'yeah dad, you told us'

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Avi, pull your socks up

Oh you've just pulled out some of the best lines haha

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Some birds aren't meant to be caged, Their feathers are just too bright.

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did.

From Snatch.

If you don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

From The Thing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did.

From Snatch.

If you don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

From The Thing"

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

Okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged, Their feathers are just too bright. "

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged, Their feathers are just too bright.

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It's a good one

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Obviously the film with the best one liners in history right ??

What's everyone's personal favourite one liners from Snatch or another movie if you so wish

Snatch-adjacent I would say “it’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the faaarkin century” from Lock Stock. Otherwise

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

An the boys get a pair of them shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...come again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Bent As The Soviet Sickle And As Hard As The Hammer That Crosses It."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The unlicensed boxer, right?

Do you know something that I don't?

Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't."

"He's bad to the bone, ain't you, Tyrone?

Of course I am."

"Tyrone is gonne be driving for us. He's done a rally driving course, didn't you, Tyrone?

Of course I have."

"While I'm at the wheel, it's my car, so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right?"

"If you got to deal with him, you just make sure you don't end up owing him. Because then you're in his debt. Which means, you're in his pocket. And once you're in that, you ain't ever coming out."

"I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"

"Because he dodges bullets, Avi."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Watching this now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching this now

I'd be watching my fav. Lock Stock... but it seems like the Southern Fairies have taken my DvD

Barry the Baptist: Right, where was we?

Gary: Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?

Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.

Gary: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.

Barry the Baptist: It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.

Dean: Like what?

Barry the Baptist: Like fucking antiques.

Dean: Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices...

Gary:... and steal cars.

Dean: What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?

Barry the Baptist: If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!

Gary: So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?

Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.

Gary: I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.

Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job... Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.

Barry the Baptist: Fucking northern monkeys!

Gary: I hate these fucking southern fairies.

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