FabSwingers.com forum: What do you need?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a cuddle, a massage, a lie down, an orgasm and a sleep.

Anyone else?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."

I can help!

Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.

Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.

Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.

Works everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new job

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Orgasm several in fact, a week's sleep, a mocha and some nice snuggles would be great.

Mrs

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Some clarity of thought please, and if someone could sort out dinner for me because I haven't been able to unfuck myself today

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Somebody to either mind my youngest while I clean or clean for me. Little bugger is following me around undoing everything

A day off work,been on for 8 evenings straight now.

A big sleep,a lie in and someone to do the cooking.

An orgasm,a spoon and then another orgasm

Em x

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Right now a good massage, pure and simple...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I need a cuddle, a massage, a lie down, an orgasm and a sleep.

Anyone else?

I've had ball ache of a day I've got two large knots in my neck

Need a massage and long sleep

A blow job if possible .my magic finger will reward any lady stepping forward to ease my pain .

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Right now? Nothing

I'm on a hammock by our tent. It's 29 degrees but feels cooler because of the breeze. I have a good book, good music and a cold beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long child free, stress free holiday to relax and unwind.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.

I can help!

Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.

Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.

Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.

Works everytime!"

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I honestly need to sit down and have a serious talk with my boss.

But right now, I need chocolate, carbs, a hot shower and to edge myself into a coma

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

A cure for my long haired cat coming home with stuff stuck in his fur... keep having to cut bundles out of his coat and he looks like a partially plucked chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow night to arrive quicker been waiting for the concert all year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.

I can help!

Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.

Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.

Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.

Works everytime!

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good hard fucking.... repeatedly till I'm good again.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Someone to take the baseball bat away before I get creative......

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

A adults only holiday, with day beds on the beach and fit waiters

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.

I can help!

Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.

Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.

Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.

Works everytime!

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

Who says I wasn't dryhumping it?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.

I can help!

Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.

Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.

Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.

Works everytime!

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time."

Oh I see the competition has entered the building...

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By *eird_With_a_BeardMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."

Drinking out of a glass from the wrong side works for me. You need to stand up, glass of water in hand and lean forward with your mouth on the w ring side of the glass. Keep leaving forward until you can take drink.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Works everytime!

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time."

Oh perfect, I'll try this as well! Thank you. I'll report back, x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Works everytime!

I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.

Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time.

Oh perfect, I'll try this as well! Thank you. I'll report back, x"

Just don't say her method worked and mine didn't. It's competition for me now

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"A good hard fucking.... repeatedly till I'm good again.

Oh. Maybe this too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I need to not have my 6th bout of fucking covid, some pink lemonade lucozade and some snuggling.

Thanks.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I need that prophecy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face sat on

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By *eschef81Man
over a year ago

sutton

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."

Did you know you will never know when your last hic cup will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a woman who is driving me wild. I want to get her in my hands and worship every inch of her.

Hard. Rough. Soft and slow, I want my lips on her nipples as I slide my hand between her legs, feeling how wet she’s getting when she holds my hard cock in her hand.

That’s what I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I'm actually quite content. I'm home. Dinner is cooking, teenagers seem happy, dog is happy and it's only 56 days until our holiday

I mean, a lottery win and a hug would be perfection but I'm not greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get out of holiday mode! I've been back over a week and I'm still eating like I'm on holiday. I'm 8lbs up but can not get back into a good mindset.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A decent night’s sleep.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Food, a cuddle and 12 hours of sleep. In that order.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I need a cuddle, a massage, a lie down, an orgasm and a sleep.

Anyone else?

F"
the cuddles and the orgasm I've had this evening the lie down massage and sleep I will get when I go to bed later

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Someone to cook me dinner, or cereal it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine and a blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of big tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a way to air my brain out for a bit. Sadly that’s not possible, so I’ll settle for my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motivation to carry on my good start to the week by getting out early

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Someone to cook me some delicious food.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"A pair of big tits

Not sure they would suit you.

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By *mperfectwomanWoman
over a year ago

Near Morley

A cuddle with no expectation of more and honesty.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A loaf of bread, bottle of milk and some yellow trousers.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I can give you all of those - just saying

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A long child free, stress free holiday to relax and unwind.

Can you take me with you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of big tits

Not sure they would suit you. "

Honestly, you’ve no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can give you all of those - just saying

I'd love them all from you/in your company

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By *ussyslave4youMan
over a year ago

corby

A girl to sit on my face, and enjoy herself, but ahh I dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To win a big stinking amount on the euro millions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need this week to fly by and the weather to be nice next week for my fortnight holiday

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A hot water bottle and a lower back rub. Please

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would say a nice deep spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long child free, stress free holiday to relax and unwind.

Can you take me with you please?

Yes!!!!! Get your case packed and I'll be there in half an hour

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I need a cuddle.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can give you all of those - just saying

Even the yellow trousers, it’s a deal breaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoulder massage then a tight spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee

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By *otterabzMan
over a year ago

Ellon

A decent night of unbroken sleep. And my motivation which has taken a ride off somewhere unknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than friendship, more than sex, less than romantic relationship. For an orderly queue please.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

To get out and about

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A fuck, and then spooning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.

I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."

I once had hiccups for 3 days 24/7.

Show me your entire wardrobe and I'll order you to wear what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage then a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loaf of bread for toasted cheese sarnies.

A cuddle..

A break in this weather

A spa break

A massage. Taking up first class of massage.. India head massage first.

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