FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a food .............

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were a food what best describes you ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gooseberry fool

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spotted dick....rotfl x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spotted dick....rotfl x"

Not Garlicbread then !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Meat 'n two veg ... of course!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Haribo Strawberry! 'Coz I'm sweet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol...no....cheeeeeeeeese cake x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think i would be some sort of Chocolate..Hard on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Marmite - people either love me or hate me

Chocolate - some peoples guilty pleasure

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velvet caramel ........... lovely and sweet lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creme egg then....has to be!;-)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Cadbury cream egg hard on the outside but all gooey on the inside

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melting middle chocolate pud

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipolata.xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cadbury cream egg hard on the outside but all gooey on the inside"

But how do you eat them ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol...no....cheeeeeeeeese cake x"

Cheesecake or Spotted Dick ? you trying to tell us something lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an all you can eat buffet!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol....i was saving eaton mess till later but ill throw it in now!! x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to be a pear .... Kinda shaped that way, soft, sweet, juicy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pears are really underated,i love them..;-)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrero rocher hard n nutty on the outside with a soft centre

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A flying saucer.

No wait! A sour cola bottle.

No wait! Walnut Whip! No! A Curly Whirly...

No! No! A gobstopper...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flying saucer.

No wait! A sour cola bottle.

No wait! Walnut Whip! No! A Curly Whirly...

No! No! A gobstopper..."

how about pic n mix?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flying saucer.

No wait! A sour cola bottle.

No wait! Walnut Whip! No! A Curly Whirly...

No! No! A gobstopper...

how about pic n mix?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turnip in the shape of a thingy.

Hold on, I've done that gag before haven't I?

I'll come back later.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arentvxxTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Fairy Cake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Kielbasa sausage with chilli.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A flying saucer.

No wait! A sour cola bottle.

No wait! Walnut Whip! No! A Curly Whirly...

No! No! A gobstopper..."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"A flying saucer.

No wait! A sour cola bottle.

No wait! Walnut Whip! No! A Curly Whirly...

No! No! A gobstopper...

Can I just me an amusing, yet satisfying and long lasting confectionary instead? I hate to restrict myself to one thing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about that chocolate that explodes in your mouth?...space dust..yes,thats it...space dust! hehe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and what would you call said confectionary?....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kielbasa sausage with chilli."

Oo that sounds good!

Wait... is this a trap?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Anyway, I've said this before. A persons sexuality is somewhere on a broad spectrum, not a row of neat food types...

Sometimes I'm a hot curry, other times a muffin with cream...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

[Removed by poster at 05/02/13 10:47:45]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about that chocolate that explodes in your mouth?...space dust..yes,thats it...space dust! hehe "

Guess your a bit if everything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kielbasa sausage with chilli."

I'm sure you need to see the doctor about that!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

Id be a cup cake with a likable topping Mmm x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"and what would you call said confectionary?...."

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a rib of beef, top quality, expensive but delicious and moist, melt in your mouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a curlywurlywhispatwix

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

yeah, just without the nuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

It's like a Willy Wonker sweet. It will entertain you for hours in unexpected and wonderous ways

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

It's like a Willy Wonker sweet. It will entertain you for hours in unexpected and wonderous ways

Will it include Johnny Depp too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finger Buffet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not look too good on a plate yet delicious in taste.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id be an opal fruit, made to make your mouth water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tournedos Rossini - two tender pieces of prime fillet, topped with foie gras which you can lick off on your way to the meat, ....... er, meet...?????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piece of meat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

strawberry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

a jamboree bag......remember those.....full of sweet surprises....and something to play with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blancmange

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

It's like a Willy Wonker sweet. It will entertain you for hours in unexpected and wonderous ways

Will it include Johnny Depp too

Only if I'm allowed to change my sexuality to bi-curious first. But he has to wear the Wonka outfit...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and what would you call said confectionary?....

"An Invictus bar a day, helps you play, play and play"

Is it like a marathon ?

It's like a Willy Wonker sweet. It will entertain you for hours in unexpected and wonderous ways

Will it include Johnny Depp too

Only if I'm allowed to change my sexuality to bi-curious first. But he has to wear the Wonka outfit...

That would be fine..and you could stay straight by just stopping at one end lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate souffle - Sweet & fluffy, but I'm sure I'd always rise for a special occasion

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a plate of spaghetti bolognaise. All jumbled up but each bit is delicious!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ydickneedsyouMan
over a year ago

swindon

[Removed by poster at 05/02/13 12:26:02]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I dont know what i am...lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know what i am...lol "

Chicken & Cock!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how is it people ask for good looking meets when they look like the back end of a bus? "

What?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I dont know what i am...lol "

Maybe if I tasted you, I could tell you what you were?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I dont know what i am...lol

Maybe if I tasted you, I could tell you what you were?"

oh i say lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok i am a water melon....sweet quite big and goes great with vodka....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts, sez it all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben and jerry's phish food mmmmm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After Eight ..Thin chocolate filled with a dreamy mint creme, After Eight mints are the classic after-dinner mint. Serve straight from the box or present each individually wrapped dark chocolate peppermint . yummmm.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" After Eight ..Thin chocolate filled with a dreamy mint creme, After Eight mints are the classic after-dinner mint. Serve straight from the box or present each individually wrapped dark chocolate peppermint . yummmm.

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

"
yes i love to nibble on one or two or the box , lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

Sends a box of after eights

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

Sends a box of after eights

Nice out of the fridge

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

Sends a box of after eights

Nice out of the fridge

Stick em in yours then ........ Sample them later lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Pork hock with apple sauce and mashed potato...

A nice filling dish that will leave you satisfied for hours. The apple has a sweet flavour with a bit of a bite while the pork has a crunchy outer layer that can be peeled of to reveal a softer inner. The mashed potato is creamy and smooth and feels just great in the mouth...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tu and ChezCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

im like jelly, i have wobbly bits but in general most people like to have a little bit! always go down well at a party

and can be sweet and innocent or very naughty especially when mixed with vodka !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im like jelly, i have wobbly bits but in general most people like to have a little bit! always go down well at a party

and can be sweet and innocent or very naughty especially when mixed with vodka ! "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be an all you can eat buffet!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobstopper....Hard on the outside but once you crack into me im soft and sweet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is all making me feel rather perky today lol

yes i love to nibble on one or two or the box , lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobstopper....Hard on the outside but once you crack into me im soft and sweet

The type that change colour as you suck them ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

A cucumber!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *gchristinaTV/TS
over a year ago

london

apple tart, less the fruit xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread