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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

"Every sperm is sacred"

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Oh Brucey, why?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yes it's onanism.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Best get along to confession and fess up to the priest, just to make sure. (Probably best not to wank in the confessional though!)

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

See ya all in hell

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oh Brucey, why?

You know what Romans did in forums? Aside from banging each other which we should be doing.

Having open debate about all the topics. Here we go!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I can remember not pinching some sweets simply because ‘god is all around you! He is always with you!’

I thought he was watching

When it came to wanking….

….fuck it! He can watch!!

Nothing happened so I went shop and pinched some sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, now stop it and go touch some grass!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Go the other way, the devil doesn't judge.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I can remember not pinching some sweets simply because ‘god is all around you! He is always with you!’

I thought he was watching

When it came to wanking….

….fuck it! He can watch!!

Nothing happened so I went shop and pinched some sweets!

D."

That's because God strictly a voyeur. Only likes to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!"

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No God created everything.

Funny how people say they are 'horny' like it had anything to do with the devil.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bless me father for I have sinned

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes, now stop it and go touch some grass! "

Not sure why you added the gr there...

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on. "

Does it not? Awesome!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

Does it not? Awesome!"

Whoah not so fast. It's in Genesis. Onan was killed by god for spanking the monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

Does it not? Awesome!

Whoah not so fast. It's in Genesis. Onan was killed by god for spanking the monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan"

I thought it must have been in there. What the fuck else does it talk about?

Religious people, it's just a comment!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

Does it not? Awesome!

Whoah not so fast. It's in Genesis. Onan was killed by god for spanking the monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

I thought it must have been in there. What the fuck else does it talk about?

Religious people, it's just a comment! "

Mad Shit Bruce, The old testament is pretty fucked up. New testament god would have forgave onan maybe even preached an ambiguous sermon about it. Old testament dude had no fucking chill at all. Definitely off his meds

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

Does it not? Awesome!

Whoah not so fast. It's in Genesis. Onan was killed by god for spanking the monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

I thought it must have been in there. What the fuck else does it talk about?

Religious people, it's just a comment!

ah we've all had those days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to church regularly. If they knew half the stuff I got up 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go to church regularly. If they knew half the stuff I got up 2. "

Church buildings are where eternal torturer worshippers gather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!

The bible makes no reference to masturbation - so crack on.

Does it not? Awesome!

Whoah not so fast. It's in Genesis. Onan was killed by god for spanking the monkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan"

If I may... That's a misconception.

Onan didn't fulfill his duty to provide an heir for his dead brother. - That was his 'sin'.

Biblically; men can have wives and keep the marriage bed pure or remain single and work for God (as Paul does).

Men are to view other women as sisters, men as brothers (first and foremost) (rather than lust after them). In other words; to care more for what's on someone's inside than outside.

The Scriptures are all about attaining to the 'ideal' but love covers a lot of sins and much of it is about being convinced morally in one's own mind regarding their actions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to see you in church

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Im gonna burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Im gonna burn

I misread this.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Is it a sin to masturbate?

And if it is, do you think most religious people are sinners?

Don't worry religious people it's just a question!"

I’m not religious but think I know the answer

Generally old school religions like church of England and Catholics yes it’s a sin and it’s also Haram for Muslims. Charismatic , Europeans/ Americans - no. It depends because sin is anything that gets between you and God. And yes all people sim, it’s impossible not to….

Happy wanking

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

Goddess of fire is called Busty Belle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

You're the firestarter!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

Goddess of fire is called Busty Belle?

I mean almost it starts with a B

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

You're the firestarter! "

A twisted firestarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acts 17:24 "God...does not dwell in temples (churches) made with (human) hands".

I personally find more morals in places like this than in 'church'. No wonder Jesus was always avoiding the hypocrites in 'church' and hanging with the tax-collectors and 'sinners' (most of whom at least 'admit' what they are).

”The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, “Here is a glutton and a d*unkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners".

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

As long as your collar and cuffs match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

You’re a good egg

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

You’re a good egg

Are you not a good egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

You’re a good egg

Are you not a good egg?"

Not as good as Natalie

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

You’re a good egg

Are you not a good egg?

Not as good as Natalie

I only see good and bad eggs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok brucey you need to get layed

Do you know what I do the lounge a service and take one for the team and bend over

Smash away till your hearts content

You’re a good egg

Are you not a good egg?

Not as good as Natalie

I only see good and bad eggs..."

I’m more of a mediocre egg

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Im gonna burn

Fire is good in the Scriptures.

God is a consuming fire.

It's for correction/purification.

In fact, fire in the original Greek is: 'pur'.

Hell is fake and mistranslated from about 5 other words... Hades/sheol/gehenna/tartarus/death... etc.

Go ye in peace

I was named after the goddess of fire

and I have a head of firey red hair

As long as your collar and cuffs match."

My cuffs are smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus married a lady of the night. He’s a cuck. I can knock one out guilt free.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

In the eyes of the lord we are all sinners.

Repent now and redeem your soul

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

All people who believe in sin will commit sin and will see others as doing so. If you don’t believe in, then you won’t.

Regardless of religion, if you believe in faults/vices/flaws/etc are there any people or any person you believe to be free of them?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"All people who believe in sin will commit sin and will see others as doing so. If you don’t believe in, then you won’t.

Regardless of religion, if you believe in faults/vices/flaws/etc are there any people or any person you believe to be free of them?"

I’m here ready to hand out the stones

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

With all the injustice in the world, why would a supreme being, not that I believe there is one, care?!!?

If it's written that He does, it becomes obvious that whomsoever wrote it, wasn't devine.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Oh Brucey, why?

You know what Romans did in forums? Aside from banging each other which we should be doing.

Having open debate about all the topics. Here we go!"

Mass-debate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acts 17:24 "God...does not dwell in temples (churches) made with (human) hands".

”The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, “Here is a glutton and a d*unkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners".impressive knowledge,you re not an ex priest by chance

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can remember not pinching some sweets simply because ‘god is all around you! He is always with you!’

I thought he was watching

When it came to wanking….

….fuck it! He can watch!!

Nothing happened so I went shop and pinched some sweets!

That's because God strictly a voyeur. Only likes to watch. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With all the injustice in the world, why would a supreme being, not that I believe there is one, care?!!?

If it's written that He does, it becomes obvious that whomsoever wrote it, wasn't devine."

It saddens me that people ask such basic things and i dont feel obliged to answer them because it shows a lack of seeking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Acts 17:24 "God...does not dwell in temples (churches) made with (human) hands".

”The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, “Here is a glutton and a d*unkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners".impressive knowledge,you re not an ex priest by chance

Priests don't know anything about the Scriptures. They parrot fake translations like the Queen... Sorry 'King James' version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All people who believe in sin will commit sin and will see others as doing so. If you don’t believe in, then you won’t.

Regardless of religion, if you believe in faults/vices/flaws/etc are there any people or any person you believe to be free of them?"

So if someone walks up behind your mother and slaps her over the head, it's ok with you because you don't believe in sin?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Catholic Church has specific guidelines for how long to masturbated, I seem to remember it's 12 minutes and you can't think of someone else's partner. I'm not catholic BTW.

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