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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Get really awkward when tradespeople are in your house for no reason whatsoever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip watch them like a hawk don’t need them finding my lingerie drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get awkward when any stranger is in my house. Laughing at their dead jokes and all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet there’s a difference in reason between the genders too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get really awkward when tradespeople are in your house for no reason whatsoever?"

They must be there for a reason, Brucey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet there’s a difference in reason between the genders too"

Men- we want to shag them secretly

Women- they are fearful of a stranger in their house

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d be asking the tradesmen why they’re in your house for no reason at all

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Yip watch them like a hawk don’t need them finding my lingerie drawer "

The suction cup Dildo you’ve got as a handle may give the game away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet there’s a difference in reason between the genders too

Men- we want to shag them secretly

Women- they are fearful of a stranger in their house

"

Mm kinda!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Gender doesn't actually play a part for me. It's more I can't relax and worry about where my damn puss is. She gives no fucks and just stares them cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't bother me at all, but I think that's cos anyone working in my home, is someone I use for work too, so I know them well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it "

This is me too and I'm not a socially awkward person at all.

Do you offer them a cup of tea?...haha

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Never needed a tradesperson.

Is this like when you invite the kirby hoover salesperson in for tea?

That was awkward.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Not really.

Dogs are a wonderful thing. If shit seems like it's going to go down they are great backup. They help with awkward silences since the conversation generally reverts to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

This is me too and I'm not a socially awkward person at all.

Do you offer them a cup of tea?...haha"

No???? Are we supposed to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never needed a tradesperson.

Is this like when you invite the kirby hoover salesperson in for tea?

That was awkward."

It totally sucked.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

This is me too and I'm not a socially awkward person at all.

Do you offer them a cup of tea?...haha

No???? Are we supposed to "

Offer one, make it terrible. They won't want another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

This is me too and I'm not a socially awkward person at all.

Do you offer them a cup of tea?...haha

No???? Are we supposed to

Offer one, make it terrible. They won't want another "

Or I don’t offer them one and hope they leave quicker

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

A little but think it’s because I’m given the impression they know what they’re talking about and I’m freaking clueless

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it "

Yep,very same I'm so bloody awkward about it too luckily P can do most things himself,but the time an electrician came to change our fuse board was horrendous.

He was an apprentice and it took him hours... awkward Em,the elecian and no power was brutal

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

Yep,very same I'm so bloody awkward about it too luckily P can do most things himself,but the time an electrician came to change our fuse board was horrendous.

He was an apprentice and it took him hours... awkward Em,the elecian and no power was brutal "

Did it get sexy? It sounds like it got sexy...

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I feel like you need to have a conversation with them or the silence is too awkward but them I’m like, do they even want to talk to me? I bet they don’t, shit. Then I start acting like I’m busy doing something, running around the house like an idiot. I prefer not to be in and leave Mr to deal with it

Yep,very same I'm so bloody awkward about it too luckily P can do most things himself,but the time an electrician came to change our fuse board was horrendous.

He was an apprentice and it took him hours... awkward Em,the elecian and no power was brutal

Did it get sexy? It sounds like it got sexy..."

It did not get sexy at all

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

yes it is horrible.. an invasion of your privacy :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a tradey I’d like to say please offer tea, go about your normal life and don’t assume we’re all gonna rob you, pinch your pants or try it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a tradey I’d like to say please offer tea, go about your normal life and don’t assume we’re all gonna rob you, pinch your pants or try it on "

I have never assumed any of this. Should I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a tradey I’d like to say please offer tea, go about your normal life and don’t assume we’re all gonna rob you, pinch your pants or try it on

I have never assumed any of this. Should I? "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a tradey I’d like to say please offer tea, go about your normal life and don’t assume we’re all gonna rob you, pinch your pants or try it on

I have never assumed any of this. Should I?

No! "

I’m worried now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yip watch them like a hawk don’t need them finding my lingerie drawer

The suction cup Dildo you’ve got as a handle may give the game away "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% ME. Leave me alone, don't even try to get in without an appointment. Work as fast as possible and go

Mrs C

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No I work in the construction industry Im used to it. Could talk the leg of a stool me

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Get really awkward when tradespeople are in your house for no reason whatsoever?"

No I become one of the lads, well they have been here 2 months with probably another 2 to go, I chat loads and know everything about them, it's the Mr who feels awkward and doesn't chat very much, he just keeps saying the more I chat the longer they will be here.

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

I get a bit weary when they ask to use the bathroom. We all have to go when we have the urge I appreciate.

However des anyone else find that they then start to listen to determine if they wash there hands afterwards?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% wander around should i stay with them should i not listening out incase they shout lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Get really awkward when tradespeople are in your house for no reason whatsoever?"

I don’t think it’s ever happened. Are you sure it’s your house not there’s?

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

No, I could chat for a living, tbf. They'd probably wish I'd fuck off and let them get on

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I have to warn them I’m a nosy fucker and I will be asking questions and taking notes….

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I get very stressed having a cleaner in my house every week.

But I get more stressed by having to clean myself, so I find ways to cope.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

No as I'm a chatty person..offer them a brew/coffee..I'll secretly be getting turned on and getting wet looking at him wearing those tradesman combat work pants..and maybe a play when he's gone

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

He's gone, he was alright in the end actually. Don't worry everyone I'm safe x

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By *as2cheatMan
over a year ago

harrow

As a chatty friendly tradesmen I love meeting people and always feel like my customers are at ease , I respect there home and always where shoe covers as well as use dust sheets when needed

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"As a chatty friendly tradesmen I love meeting people and always feel like my customers are at ease , I respect there home and always where shoe covers as well as use dust sheets when needed "

Alright pal this isn't Check A Trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to chat to tradesmen and make cups of tea. The dog fucking HATES all of them. So that's a little stressful.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Not particularly. Show them where the work needs doing, offer them a brew and show them where the kettle is, then leave them to it and let them know I'm around if they need me.

LvM

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