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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noted , thanks for the advice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I think I just have permanent resting bitch face, but I don't take selfies so I'm all good

Mrs

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Noted , thanks for the advice "

anytime

btw your pfp is banging, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics. "

Brilliant.

I don't smile in my face pic either. Miserable as fuck I am.....honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noted , thanks for the advice

anytime

btw your pfp is banging, made me chuckle "

Thank you. Serial killers love wanking too

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics.

Brilliant.

I don't smile in my face pic either. Miserable as fuck I am.....honest "

Hahaha

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Noted , thanks for the advice

anytime

btw your pfp is banging, made me chuckle

Thank you. Serial killers love wanking too "

Lol well I guess you've gotta get your choking practice in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a great face, I take great selfies and I smile because I have a great smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s difficult to make a smile look natural in a picture unless it’s taken by someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s difficult to make a smile look natural in a picture unless it’s taken by someone else. "

Wanna see one

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Okay okay Op, I'll work on it. I did really like the serial killer energy but you're probably right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s difficult to make a smile look natural in a picture unless it’s taken by someone else.

Wanna see one "

Go for it! I need the help.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town

The best pictures are always taken unknowingly I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I up my game I have something in the works just soon going to be a awesome one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best pictures are always taken unknowingly I think. "

but like not in a creepy way

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry OP. It’s either resting serial killer or maniacal murder clown. I’m a man of limited facial expressions

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town


"The best pictures are always taken unknowingly I think.

but like not in a creepy way "

And never in a full length Mac….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I suppose I'm going to have to invest in a Tripod to bring my A-Game deadpan smile.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics. "
I've tried everything but i still look like Brad Pitt

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"I suppose I'm going to have to invest in a Tripod to bring my A-Game deadpan smile."

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics. I've tried everything but i still look like Brad Pitt "

awe I'm sorry for your short-commings

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Must try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they’re just not ‘that’ into you

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Mine are pretty on point

Was even called “A photogenic cunt”

The highest of compliments

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"some of you guys seriously need to work on your selfie face, have had a few face pics sent to me recently an honestly the dead behind the eyes blank expression, makes me think yup he's a serial killer lol when in actual fact he's probably a lovely chap who don't smile in pics, im also guilty of the same as my go to selfie is resting bitch face all pouty an moody, but I'd usually send a couple of pics. I've tried everything but i still look like Brad Pitt

awe I'm sorry for your short-commings "
my pleasure

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Mine are pretty on point

Was even called “A photogenic cunt”

The highest of compliments "

Wow high praise indeed!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't take selfies but most I've seen are looking at the image on the screen rather than at the camera lens so their eyes aren't captured properly

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ha ha I'm always saying this, and the angles... Like they've taken the pic with the phone on their knees... I don't want to see multiple chins and your nose hair!! It's not flattering.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds


"The best pictures are always taken unknowingly I think. "

Says a peeper

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Ha ha I'm always saying this, and the angles... Like they've taken the pic with the phone on their knees... I don't want to see multiple chins and your nose hair!! It's not flattering."

Haha yes this!!! lol

I'm kind enough to take a selfie from above in an attempt to hide 3 outta four chins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely post selfies with my face on here but I do have a couple (mainly from the proper camera) (Happy to send one for proof lol).. I think everyone has a tendancy to look at the image, making sure it's ok and forget where the lens is.. Far easier taking a Photo of someone else as then they're looking into the lens

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Here’s my tip for a good selfie:

take it from a higher angle and look at the camera as you’d look at someone you love and admire (aka yourself), thank me later

Now having said that, there’s a reason I don’t do selfies

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"I rarely post selfies with my face on here but I do have a couple (mainly from the proper camera) (Happy to send one for proof lol).. I think everyone has a tendancy to look at the image, making sure it's ok and forget where the lens is.. Far easier taking a Photo of someone else as then they're looking into the lens "

hold up, actual real life camera as opposed to a phone camera? what a interesting notion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hold up, actual real life camera as opposed to a phone camera? what a interesting notion "

Yep, one you can change lenses on, set it up and use a remote shutter.. most of my Pics are now on that and You can tell the deifference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t force a smile. I look ridiculous.

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