FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a coffee.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?"

I’m off work today, I could help out. I don’t mind taking one for the team.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I could probably go for one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a coffee."

A black one? Or one of those nice creamy frothy ones?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I fancy a coffee."

I'm with you. I am fucked and at work with my feet up and even a coffee isn't working. Couldn't imagine a porn scenario now where a hot secretary comes in.

"Can I get you something?" As she lifts her skirt.

"Yep Black Americano would be great thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do!! Its been so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a coffee.

A black one? Or one of those nice creamy frothy ones?"

Whatever has the most caffeine. I’ll probably FAF later tonight though.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?"

Well I fancy one too so i do give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a coffee.

I'm with you. I am fucked and at work with my feet up and even a coffee isn't working. Couldn't imagine a porn scenario now where a hot secretary comes in.

"Can I get you something?" As she lifts her skirt.

"Yep Black Americano would be great thanks""

Not to rub it in but I’m off work for the week

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I do fancy a fuck but I’m rather busy wanking right now. Xx

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I could do with a fuck,

So I do give a fuck

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I fancy a coffee.

A black one? Or one of those nice creamy frothy ones?"

Aha I always wondered what BBC stood for.

Bold Black Coffee.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I fancy a coffee.

I'm with you. I am fucked and at work with my feet up and even a coffee isn't working. Couldn't imagine a porn scenario now where a hot secretary comes in.

"Can I get you something?" As she lifts her skirt.

"Yep Black Americano would be great thanks"

Not to rub it in but I’m off work for the week

Took a week last week, easy week this week and off next week.

1 nil to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I'd actually like more than one. A day hidden away with someone would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo go on the I suppose you twisted my arm

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

The day ends in a y so obvs I FAF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a coffee.

I'm with you. I am fucked and at work with my feet up and even a coffee isn't working. Couldn't imagine a porn scenario now where a hot secretary comes in.

"Can I get you something?" As she lifts her skirt.

"Yep Black Americano would be great thanks"

Not to rub it in but I’m off work for the week

Took a week last week, easy week this week and off next week.

1 nil to me?"

I’ll give you that. I will be in a hot tub later with a few beers which could level it up depending on your views on hot tubs.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I do!

The next lady to send me a ‘FAF’ message will literally be the first after over 10 years in Fab……

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes but I'd actually like more than one. A day hidden away with someone would be lovely "

Completely with you on this!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?"

Go on then, as it’s you

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

God no! I wouldn’t be on here if I was looking for that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes definitely fancy a fuck

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

"Yes but I'd actually like more than one. A day hidden away with someone would be lovely

Completely with you on this!"
me too I wld love a whole day n nite of hot sensual fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?

Go on then, as it’s you "

Oh you're so kind.

Just one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this time?!

I fancy going back to bed.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'm having a nice pot of tea and a biscuit

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"At this time?!

I fancy going back to bed. "

On my way.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

If it coincides with a lay in I could be lead astray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this convo is including drinks, yep, coffee and fuck please! Not sure how that's gonna work though....might spill my coffee!

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

putting my hand up

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Nope but Id love to see your etchings collection... or come up for a night cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this time?!

I fancy going back to bed.

On my way.

Sorry to disappoint

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Yes but I'd actually like more than one. A day hidden away with someone would be lovely."

"Completely with you on this!"

Can I be with both of you on this please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving it some thought.

And ...nope. I cannot be bothered with the drama and being treated like crap again.

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By *r P1957Man
over a year ago

Shoeburyness

I could do with giving a fuck, but dam unlikely to be lucky

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yeah I do - I don’t want to post on Shags thread again this month

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

No. Not right now

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry who was up for a fuck? CBA to read up

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I can do after 4pm is that OK?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not right now thanks

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I fancy a coffee.

I'm with you. I am fucked and at work with my feet up and even a coffee isn't working. Couldn't imagine a porn scenario now where a hot secretary comes in.

"Can I get you something?" As she lifts her skirt.

"Yep Black Americano would be great thanks"

Not to rub it in but I’m off work for the week

Took a week last week, easy week this week and off next week.

1 nil to me?

I’ll give you that. I will be in a hot tub later with a few beers which could level it up depending on your views on hot tubs."

Damn. I think you equalised then banged in a late winner there. How can I compete?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve no more fucks to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had coffee, and have a whole box of unwanted fucks here….can’t give them away..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You're a day late as yesterday I so did ..

Today I'd like more sleep please

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh yes I really FAF today…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh yes I really FAF today…

Ooh ooh pick me pick me

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?

Go on then, as it’s you

Oh you're so kind.

Just one?"

Well that absolutely depends on how much time you’ve got spare!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Now I got in trouble for this one yesterday so I’ll just say, maybe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh yes I really FAF today…

Standard day for you then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh yes I really FAF today…

Ooh ooh pick me pick me

Pop over gorgeous

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh yes I really FAF today…

Standard day for you then

Every days a FAF day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In case anyone needs to know. I like sex. A lot.

So yes, a fancy a fuck…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not even a little bit. I fancy some oxygen and less pain and fuzziness. Thanks.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes. I do, dont we all

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?"

I always fancy a fuck, but never get one lol

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Maybe later, can I have a tea please? Milk no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww, we just had one, maybe meet us at a club later and we will see what we can do

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By *ooo1234Man
over a year ago

sex-ville

Drop me a line your in SW so am I will send you private picture but can’t as not currently a site supporter

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Today? Absolutely

Pair that with a nice cuppa afterwards

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Drop me a line your in SW so am I will send you private picture but can’t as not currently a site supporter "

Does SW mean sandwich?

I hope it does!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally I always fancy and fuck and in equal measure don’t give a fuck. It’s the best of both.

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I do. I really do!

Do you?

If not, do you give a fuck?"

I have to say I find this kind of public flirting wholly indecent.

Keep it up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it comes with a side of headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

No I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh absolutely yes. It’s been almost 5 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh absolutely yes. It’s been almost 5 months

I'm not going to say what I thought

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Ugh absolutely yes. It’s been almost 5 months

Why? Get to a BBW event and go wild, you are pretty and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh absolutely yes. It’s been almost 5 months

I'm not going to say what I thought "

What did you think

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Can I have a coffee as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really do. Or even just an orgasm and a cuddle. Desperately.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I really do. Or even just an orgasm and a cuddle. Desperately.

Cmonnn girl I've got this x

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