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"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves." Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence) ![]() | |||
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"Does that include things like chicken soup?" Haha well skip chicken soup on this one ![]() | |||
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"Cluck knows!" Haha I like that ![]() | |||
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"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves. Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence) ![]() She's with the Colonel. | |||
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"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total 100, 250, 500 or in the thousands? ![]() ![]() Haha didn’t wanna offend ducks they are my friends ![]() | |||
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"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total 100, 250, 500 or in the thousands? ![]() ![]() He knows us paupers can't afford duck. | |||
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"im sick of chicken try pheasant" Too gamey. | |||
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"I estimate I've consumed somewhere in the region of 1728 chickens in my life so far." Correction, 1680. I added Xmas weeks in to my formula, and those weeks would mostly have been exclusively turkey. | |||
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"Does that include things like chicken soup? Haha well skip chicken soup on this one ![]() What if you are talking about chicken bones to make the stock. Nothing is wasted x | |||
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"I’m going to eat every fucking chicken in the room….. ![]() This GOT response deserved more love... | |||
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"Are we counting eggs too?" Well that's just sick! | |||
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"Are we counting eggs too?" Not before they hatch | |||
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"Are we counting eggs too? Not before they hatch" 59 Retweets 12 Quotes 5899 Likes 82 Bookmarks | |||
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"Are we counting eggs too? Well that's just sick!" Chicken eggs, Brucey. The ones chickens lay. | |||
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"Loads of chickens I reckon. But I much prefer crispy duck pancakes… and now I’m hungry ![]() Book at reservation for you lol ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() Oh sorry fluffy chicken lol ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() I’ve only got ma wee sister left ![]() | |||
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"Did the math. Roughly 2500 since we been together." I did it too I reckon 1024 since birth | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m a bird too so we distant cousins lol u not alone ![]() | |||
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"Did the math. Roughly 2500 since we been together. I did it too I reckon 1024 since birth " All those gains, I would’ve guessed more ![]() | |||
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"You could eat 10k chickens and nobody would shout out in the street "here comes the chicken eater" You fuck one chicken however..." Hahaha pmsl good 1 ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() I’d like to eat you…. ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quack | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() Yes. Yes they have ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry. ![]() | |||
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"My poor family ![]() ![]() ![]() Can I coat you in the cornels secret recipe then lick you clean? | |||
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"im sick of chicken try pheasant Too gamey. " Too much shot as well - takes the old fillings out ![]() | |||
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"It's a good question OP. I have no idea how I would begin to even calculate the numbers! ![]() You could take a reasonable guess. Take your current age, minus the age you stated eating chicken. Eg, 5/6 perhaps ? Work on the basis that most families will eat 1 chicken a week. Perhaps a roast on one day, and 2 days of leftovers in a curry or stir fry perhaps. Thus you could say, you ate 1 chicken a week. (Ok, or whatever your portion size would have been), but to keep it simple, I said 1 a week. 51 a year (I skipped Xmas week) 51 x number of years Not terribly accurate, but more accurate then wild guesses I suppose. | |||
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