FabSwingers.com forum: How many roughly?

By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total

100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to eat every fucking chicken in the room…..

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

We're talking four figures.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Does that include things like chicken soup?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Definitely into the 1000s haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total

100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?

I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the math. Roughly 2500 since we been together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Cluck knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves."

Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence)

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Does that include things like chicken soup?"

Haha well skip chicken soup on this one

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Cluck knows!"

Haha I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves.

Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence)

She's with the Colonel.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total

100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?

I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens.

Haha didn’t wanna offend ducks they are my friends

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total

100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?

I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens.

He knows us paupers can't afford duck.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I couldn't put a number on how many I've eaten.

As a child we had chicken most Sundays; although I wasn't a big eater back then.

I've had chicken burgers, southern fried chicken, chicken soup, chicken curry, chicken pasta and chicken wraps.

Could be a thousand.

I'm a bit sick of chicken, to be honest.

Gimme duck

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im sick of chicken try pheasant

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"im sick of chicken try pheasant"

Too gamey.

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I’ve never eaten a chicken’s head or feet or internal organs etc. so I haven’t eaten a whole chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at all those chickens

One from the meme memory bank

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I estimate I've consumed somewhere in the region of 1728 chickens in my life so far.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"I estimate I've consumed somewhere in the region of 1728 chickens in my life so far."

Correction, 1680. I added Xmas weeks in to my formula, and those weeks would mostly have been exclusively turkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been eating high protein for around 8 years so I reckon about 384483.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Just 14. I know cause I ate them live and raw

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Loads of chickens I reckon. But I much prefer crispy duck pancakes… and now I’m hungry

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's a good question OP. I have no idea how I would begin to even calculate the numbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does that include things like chicken soup?

Haha well skip chicken soup on this one

What if you are talking about chicken bones to make the stock. Nothing is wasted x

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By *yndrwg5Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Depends how much you like chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to eat every fucking chicken in the room…..

This GOT response deserved more love...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of chickens.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are we counting eggs too?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Are we counting eggs too?"

Well that's just sick!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Are we counting eggs too?"

Not before they hatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we counting eggs too?

Not before they hatch"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Are we counting eggs too?

Well that's just sick!"

Chicken eggs, Brucey.

The ones chickens lay.

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Loads of chickens I reckon. But I much prefer crispy duck pancakes… and now I’m hungry

Book at reservation for you lol

1 taste of my special CrispyDuck & you gonna want more lol

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I most be in the thousands

is me from a family of carnivores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My poor family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,4i3.5, having chicken breast goes dinner

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"My poor family

Oh sorry fluffy chicken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

Oh sorry fluffy chicken lol

I’ve only got ma wee sister left

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Did the math. Roughly 2500 since we been together."

I did it too I reckon 1024 since birth

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"My poor family

Oh sorry fluffy chicken lol

I’ve only got ma wee sister left

I’m a bird too so we distant cousins lol u not alone

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Did the math. Roughly 2500 since we been together.

I did it too I reckon 1024 since birth "

All those gains, I would’ve guessed more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could eat 10k chickens and nobody would shout out in the street "here comes the chicken eater"

You fuck one chicken however...

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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"You could eat 10k chickens and nobody would shout out in the street "here comes the chicken eater"

You fuck one chicken however..."

Hahaha pmsl good 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

I’d like to eat you….

* Has no one has tried this line yet? Guys…come on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

Oh sorry fluffy chicken lol

I’ve only got ma wee sister left

I’m a bird too so we distant cousins lol u not alone

Quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

I’d like to eat you….

* Has no one has tried this line yet? Guys…come on! "

Yes. Yes they have

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm chicken pakora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, not sure, but I reckon whatever the actual number is it’s enough to make me worry for my safety should they all magically come back to life seeking revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

I’d like to eat you….

* Has no one has tried this line yet? Guys…come on!

Yes. Yes they have

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innumerable chicken but after seeing crispy duck looks very tasty but think it’s not on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor family

I’d like to eat you….

* Has no one has tried this line yet? Guys…come on!

Yes. Yes they have

Can I coat you in the cornels secret recipe then lick you clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From 1968 until 2004, probably 2000+.

From 2004 to 2023, no chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im sick of chicken try pheasant

Too gamey. "

Too much shot as well - takes the old fillings out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite food is Chicken, so the number would be extremely high!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"It's a good question OP. I have no idea how I would begin to even calculate the numbers!

You could take a reasonable guess.

Take your current age, minus the age you stated eating chicken. Eg, 5/6 perhaps ?

Work on the basis that most families will eat 1 chicken a week. Perhaps a roast on one day, and 2 days of leftovers in a curry or stir fry perhaps.

Thus you could say, you ate 1 chicken a week. (Ok, or whatever your portion size would have been), but to keep it simple, I said 1 a week.

51 a year (I skipped Xmas week)

51 x number of years

Not terribly accurate, but more accurate then wild guesses I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that many. We don't eat much chicken in our house.

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