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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe decide which colour shirt suits you best ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a favourite place that you've been that have a football team?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe decide which colour shirt suits you best ?"

Er, I have to wear a shirt? I could maybe manage a scarf.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

you should absolutely pick Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say luton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal"

I think she deserves some happiness though.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Don't choose who I support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should choose the one that wins the most, just don’t ask me which one that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a favourite place that you've been that have a football team?"

I haven't been to quite a few cities, but maybe Newcastle or Brighton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Don't choose who I support "

Are you green or red?

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter."

I knew you'd be here! Does "The Toon" just refer to the team? Or is it also Geordie for town in general?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter."

If you ignore the murderous, human rights violating owners...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter.

I knew you'd be here! Does "The Toon" just refer to the team? Or is it also Geordie for town in general? "

It’s Geordie for town even though we’re a city but we aren’t known for our brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter.

If you ignore the murderous, human rights violating owners that we were twerking for a couple of weeks ago "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard "

Which bit of me would go rock hard. For info. I've NO idea who Man Utd's manager is btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't choose who I support "

Well d'oh of course not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal"

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick a team that wears baby pink jerseys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus Newcastle have got to have the best looking team in the league.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should choose the one that wins the most, just don’t ask me which one that is. "

Ooh, I should check some stats. On it!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?"

Arsenal fans have been through the toughest of times and never waivered. It takes a sound and solid individual to support the Arsenal

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?

Arsenal fans have been through the toughest of times and never waivered. It takes a sound and solid individual to support the Arsenal

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt "

Tough time?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

I don't have a team myself (so I'm unbiased) but just in terms of enjoying the quality of football you'll see as a fan, I think there are a 2 standout choices:

* Manchester City: perhaps the boring pick, but the football is just exciting to watch. You'll see your team play beautiful football and win a lot of matches if you pick this one.

* Brighton and Hove Albion: again, exciting football with an amazing manager - probably won't win as many matches as City just because of the talented squad City have, but even their draws and losses will be enjoyable.

Both teams are in Europe (UCL and UEL respectively). Both have some sort of blue in their home colours which is always a bonus. You can be cheeky and pick both as they'll not be competing with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard

Which bit of me would go rock hard. For info. I've NO idea who Man Utd's manager is btw. "

Yeah, that's a fair question Let me come at it from another angle. We have Marcus Rashford who bent over the Tory government so that kids could eat

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?

Arsenal fans have been through the toughest of times and never waivered. It takes a sound and solid individual to support the Arsenal

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt

Tough time? "

I’m old enough to remember a time when we were angry we didn’t pay the extra 500k Fulham wanted for Mark Schwarzer

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard

Which bit of me would go rock hard. For info. I've NO idea who Man Utd's manager is btw.

Yeah, that's a fair question Let me come at it from another angle. We have Marcus Rashford who bent over the Tory government so that kids could eat "

Even I as a non football fan have a huge amount of respect for Marcus Rashford... he is a brilliant young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter.

I knew you'd be here! Does "The Toon" just refer to the team? Or is it also Geordie for town in general?

It’s Geordie for town even though we’re a city but we aren’t known for our brains "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard

Which bit of me would go rock hard. For info. I've NO idea who Man Utd's manager is btw.

Yeah, that's a fair question Let me come at it from another angle. We have Marcus Rashford who bent over the Tory government so that kids could eat "

Oh he's a top bloke tbf!

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Manchester United. The Best United

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man United! We have a manager who speaks about tactics and discipline in his sexy Dutch accent that makes it impossible for you not to get rock hard

Which bit of me would go rock hard. For info. I've NO idea who Man Utd's manager is btw.

Yeah, that's a fair question Let me come at it from another angle. We have Marcus Rashford who bent over the Tory government so that kids could eat

Even I as a non football fan have a huge amount of respect for Marcus Rashford... he is a brilliant young man"

I think there are definitely a few players you can't help but like despite them playing for another team

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "
Go for the most successful man city thats what most people do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?

Arsenal fans have been through the toughest of times and never waivered. It takes a sound and solid individual to support the Arsenal

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt "

Personally I think I'd look a munter in any football shirt but...would I ever go to a game?!

Persuasive argument for Arsenal there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! Go for the most successful man city thats what most people do "

Do they? I thought everyone picked their team at the age of 3

I'd like to cheer a team on, win or lose. Not sure I could choose just based on whether they always win. But also not bottom of the league. This is harder than I thought!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! Go for the most successful man city thats what most people do

Do they? I thought everyone picked their team at the age of 3

I'd like to cheer a team on, win or lose. Not sure I could choose just based on whether they always win. But also not bottom of the league. This is harder than I thought!"
People gravitate to the most successful team, years ago you supported your local team but most people want to be associated with winners so hence the top teams getting support, its why i don't support a domestic football team anymore

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

What's the team closest to where you live?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal"

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never followed a particular team but kept an interest

First was Aston villa as they had quite a few republic of Ireland players, then Leicester as lived there when came back to the UK.

West Ham was the first game I saw live in 1989/1990

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! Go for the most successful man city thats what most people do

Do they? I thought everyone picked their team at the age of 3

I'd like to cheer a team on, win or lose. Not sure I could choose just based on whether they always win. But also not bottom of the league. This is harder than I thought!People gravitate to the most successful team, years ago you supported your local team but most people want to be associated with winners so hence the top teams getting support, its why i don't support a domestic football team anymore "

No, I don't have any interest in winning and nothing else. It seems to be more a tribal thing. And I'd like to have a tribe.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Be different. Go with Wolves. Like most teams they'll generally disappoint you, but you can feel smug telling everyone you're not wearing orange - it's Old Gold

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us."

There's a West Ham tube station too.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too."

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too."

And West ham had the only English world Cup winning captain

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Don't bother, football is shite, ergo, they are all shite

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn. "

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us."

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of "

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

go for a northen team man utd or crewe alex

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??"

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy."

And Keith and Mark Gillespie played for Newcastle. So basically they’re saying “Howay the lads”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't get to pick a team and I'm appalled at anyone trying to convince you to pick theirs...

The correct and only answer is you need to let your dad take you to a game ... and then follow in his footsteps. West Ham are shit but it's the cards you've been dealt.

And remember... you can stick your f#£king bubbles up your arse!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy.

And Keith and Mark Gillespie played for Newcastle. So basically they’re saying “Howay the lads”.

"

I'm confused. Sally, pick Brentford.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Always though we support you’re most local premier league team plus the added bonus it’s closer I’d you want to go watch them play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy."

Mild-mannered YOLO reveals ridiculously competitive side previously unseen

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy.

Mild-mannered YOLO reveals ridiculously competitive side previously unseen "

Shit just got real.

(I'm mild mannered, but fiercely competitive - it's an annoying combo, actually.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

There's a West Ham tube station too.

Inconvenient detail, Glyn.

Also Tottenham Court Road tube station??

Nah, not the same. It's nowhere near Tottenham for a start!

Prepare for geekdom: Arsenal tube was named after club (changed from Gillespie Road) after pressure from their then manager, back in the 30s. No idea about West Ham tube, but assume it's much less interesting and noteworthy.

And Keith and Mark Gillespie played for Newcastle. So basically they’re saying “Howay the lads”.

I'm confused. Sally, pick Brentford."

Nah they’ve lost their striker for a few months.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't get to pick a team and I'm appalled at anyone trying to convince you to pick theirs...

The correct and only answer is you need to let your dad take you to a game ... and then follow in his footsteps. West Ham are shit but it's the cards you've been dealt.

And remember... you can stick your f#£king bubbles up your arse!"

Is that a football chant?!

My dad is 79 and disabled, he will not be taking me to my first match!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Put all 20 team names into a hat and pick one at random until you pick the one that you really want.

What would you do if your chosen team is relegated at the end of the season?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

As a West Ham fan I think you should support your dad's team as it would really make him happy but if the Hammers aren't for you I would go for your nearest Premier League team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight "

Sorry, you're right. When it come to football, shit childish banter is all I have

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight

Sorry, you're right. When it come to football, shit childish banter is all I have "

Don't worry, Joe. I've been trying to come up with a clever retort for three hours now, and I've got nothing. Zilch.

Remind me where in Manchester Derby is?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight

Sorry, you're right. When it come to football, shit childish banter is all I have

Don't worry, Joe. I've been trying to come up with a clever retort for three hours now, and I've got nothing. Zilch.

Remind me where in Manchester Derby is? "

Derby is between United and City, silly

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight

Sorry, you're right. When it come to football, shit childish banter is all I have

Don't worry, Joe. I've been trying to come up with a clever retort for three hours now, and I've got nothing. Zilch.

Remind me where in Manchester Derby is?

Derby is between United and City, silly "

I keep making stupid errors tonight!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I think you should chose a team closes to home. I'm a Chelsea fan as when I was young it was the closest top tier team, I'm a little torn now as my nearest team was Brentford and I used to go see them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know nothing about football. I would just pick the closest team and then pretend to be interested and hope nobody asks

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Support you local team!!!

No matter how shit. Don’t be a scum bastard who lives in 700 miles away from the team they so called love.

The mr

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

In choosing I would consider

Your dad's team

The team where you were born

The team where you live

I'm not gonna sell you my team, as we aren't in the prem, but we have 3 different colours in our house

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

Pick Man City simply the best

My Dad and Grandad supported them too.

Go to away days great atmosphere

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Do you have a favourite place that you've been that have a football team?

I haven't been to quite a few cities, but maybe Newcastle or Brighton. "

Two good choices and where my loyalties lie, being from Brighton and having lived in Newcastle for many years. Brighton and Hove Albion have a incredible scouting and development ability for identifying potential players and developing them to their full potential, while allowing them to move on to other clubs at big profits, knowing that they can replace them with other players that they are developing. They play exciting football under a very talented Head Coach. Some would say that Brighton is a team that exceeds its theoretical abilities.

Newcastle, by contrast, now have a massive spending budget at their disposal, which is only limited by the financial fair play rules. It is a club that is definitely going places, with a phenomenal fan base and has an extremely talented Head Coach who is very much a people person and takes an holistic approach with his players that has created a united team, both on and off the pitch, without big egos. Get yourself along to St James' Park and experience one of the best atmospheres in the country - you'll be hooked!

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By *hismMan
over a year ago

Ballygonowhere


"

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt "

Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achrington Stanley

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

You are all missing one team out! The only team to support is Bournemouth!

Rose through the leagues to the premiership. The mighty cherries who have beaten most of the other teams in the league for such a small club that is something!

The only team to support!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

Traditionally, when someone has no real interest in football, they chose man United, but they no longer win things.

Where do you live? Who are your local teams?

And does it have to be a premiership team? You could get ahead of the pack and choose a Saudi team and start watching their games

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Achrington Stanley "

Who are they??? Lol

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Either the team where you were brought up, or closest to where you live now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put all 20 team names into a hat and pick one at random until you pick the one that you really want.

What would you do if your chosen team is relegated at the end of the season? "

I don't know the one I really want! I'm Jon Snow on the subject of footie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Support you local team!!!

No matter how shit. Don’t be a scum bastard who lives in 700 miles away from the team they so called love.

The mr "

I don't live near a team. Not quite seeing why it's a problem to support a team that's far away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

Traditionally, when someone has no real interest in football, they chose man United, but they no longer win things.

Where do you live? Who are your local teams?

And does it have to be a premiership team? You could get ahead of the pack and choose a Saudi team and start watching their games "

I'm put off Man U reading that they may let Greenwood play again. And I don't want anything to do with Saudi either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should chose a team closes to home. I'm a Chelsea fan as when I was young it was the closest top tier team, I'm a little torn now as my nearest team was Brentford and I used to go see them as well"

I get this. But I keep my location private here and the closest team don't really interest me although I couldn't tell you why! I'm most unlikely to go to a game.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Support you local team!!!

No matter how shit. Don’t be a scum bastard who lives in 700 miles away from the team they so called love.

The mr "

We live 180 miles from the team we support

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Achrington Stanley

Who are they??? Lol"

Exactly!!

They are a lovely little team though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

I agree with your Dad .. COYI

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! Go for the most successful man city thats what most people do

Do they? I thought everyone picked their team at the age of 3

I'd like to cheer a team on, win or lose. Not sure I could choose just based on whether they always win. But also not bottom of the league. This is harder than I thought!People gravitate to the most successful team, years ago you supported your local team but most people want to be associated with winners so hence the top teams getting support, its why i don't support a domestic football team anymore

No, I don't have any interest in winning and nothing else. It seems to be more a tribal thing. And I'd like to have a tribe. "
Yes but most people who watch football do

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Often the match is so crap that the half time pie is the highlight, so have a Google search to see which team have the best rated pie!

I"d recommend Kilmarnock!

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t do it,it will lead to a life of misery.

I’m an Evertonian

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By *addyAWoman
over a year ago

Beside the Seaside

Stay away from the PL. Choose a small (ish), local, community club - watch matches that don’t get moved to suit Sky Sports, stand close enough to the action so your screams can be heard, help out with the Bovril and pies, become a part of it - then you’ll have a tribe.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Might get better value watching local non-league team. I've seem some great matches at a fraction of the cost. I do look out for Brightons score though.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Perpignan ladies as they're sponsored by the local sexy shop.

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

I believe they are sponsored by the biggest brothel in Europe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

I agree with your Dad .. COYI "

COYI? Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might get better value watching local non-league team. I've seem some great matches at a fraction of the cost. I do look out for Brightons score though."

I erm am not sure I'm interested enough to go to the match. Maybe just a virtual tribe member?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay away from the PL. Choose a small (ish), local, community club - watch matches that don’t get moved to suit Sky Sports, stand close enough to the action so your screams can be heard, help out with the Bovril and pies, become a part of it - then you’ll have a tribe."

That sounds like too much work for me, to be honest. I've a friend who's a big fan of the local team, knows a few players, goes to matches. She's grown up here and it's part of her history. I don't share any of that.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Why not pick a team that may well be in the Premier within 5 years..

Depends if you fancy Ryan Reynolds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not pick a team that may well be in the Premier within 5 years..

Depends if you fancy Ryan Reynolds"

I'm not Raven-Lilith-whassername! (and I don't fancy RR at all)

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Ignore football and follow ice hockey instead

Far better sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Manchester United. The Best United "

Maybe soon to be owned by a Sheikh from The UNITED Arab Emirates. How appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignore football and follow ice hockey instead

Far better sport "

You wouldn't play ice hockey by any chance?

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Birmingham...never been any good, but good times are coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birmingham...never been any good, but good times are coming "

That's not the most convincing sales campaign

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Ignore football and follow ice hockey instead

Far better sport

You wouldn't play ice hockey by any chance? "

I’ve dabbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be The Toon. We’ve got potential to be massive in the next few years so jump on board before anyone can call you a glory supporter.

If you ignore the murderous, human rights violating owners... "

Considering your club maybe owned by a Sheikh soon, I would be careful about throwing stones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignore football and follow ice hockey instead

Far better sport

You wouldn't play ice hockey by any chance?

I’ve dabbled "

A-ha!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

I agree with your Dad .. COYI

COYI? Eh?"

Haha ask your Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

I agree with your Dad .. COYI

COYI? Eh?"

Come on you irons (West Ham are nicknamed the hammers or the irons)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

I agree with your Dad .. COYI

COYI? Eh?

Come on you irons (West Ham are nicknamed the hammers or the irons) "

Making notes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We spent a fortune following West Ham.

But now watch more Aldershot Town fc games.

Support a non league team...they need the revenue more.

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

You should choose blackpool we are the only team in the leagues to play in tangerine. You will have highs and lows. we are the most successful team ever in play off finals.and we got rid of bad owners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should choose blackpool we are the only team in the leagues to play in tangerine. You will have highs and lows. we are the most successful team ever in play off finals.and we got rid of bad owners."

Top sell! I'm not sure orange is my colour though. (Ponders team colours...)

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

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By *ragaCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

Chelsea......nuff sed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in."

I'm not British

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chelsea......nuff sed!"

That's not persuasive, soz - gotta sell it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Keep comments to the thread pls

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Aston Villa or Wolves.

Because when your attending at home matches. You can stay over at mine.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Put all 20 team names into a hat and pick one at random until you pick the one that you really want.

What would you do if your chosen team is relegated at the end of the season?

I don't know the one I really want! I'm Jon Snow on the subject of footie."

Just support the first one out f the hat then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put all 20 team names into a hat and pick one at random until you pick the one that you really want.

What would you do if your chosen team is relegated at the end of the season?

I don't know the one I really want! I'm Jon Snow on the subject of footie.

Just support the first one out f the hat then "

But I don't want some of them.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Aston Villa or Wolves.

Because when your attending at home matches. You can stay over at mine. "

Smooth

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aston Villa or Wolves.

Because when your attending at home matches. You can stay over at mine.

Smooth

J "

It was wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Well this is obviously the right answer. Sally, they won't admit it, but Arsenal are a cut above. We even have a tube station named after us.

And you're named after the body part shit comes out of

Hey now, I want a nice clean fight

Sorry, you're right. When it come to football, shit childish banter is all I have

Don't worry, Joe. I've been trying to come up with a clever retort for three hours now, and I've got nothing. Zilch.

Remind me where in Manchester Derby is? "

You're scary like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat being a hammers fan ???

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By *ablo200Man
over a year ago

sevenoaks

Leyton Orient

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Like a woman exists outside of the kitchen, football exists outside of the premier league. Just pick your nearest team and see them get smashed every week.

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By *issToniLeicsTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester


"you should absolutely pick Arsenal

Sell it to me! Why should I pick Arsenal?

Arsenal fans have been through the toughest of times and never waivered. It takes a sound and solid individual to support the Arsenal

And I have never seen an ugly man woman in an a Arsenal shirt "

Tony Addams.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British "

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raith Rovers

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Pick a Saudi Club. Preferably State owned. That’s the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up "

I didn't grow up in Britain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick a Saudi Club. Preferably State owned. That’s the future "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Raith Rovers "

Premier League or DEATH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooooooon

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match."

A Geordie would like to disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Raith Rovers

Premier League or DEATH"

Partick Thistle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match."

I'm sorry I haven't heard of Pompey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

A Geordie would like to disagree."

You never said you were a Geordie?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Raith Rovers

Premier League or DEATH

Partick Thistle"

So death it is

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

London based. Go with West Ham if you like a traditional bit of heartbreak and graft. Choose milwall if you like a bit of rough. Choose arsenal or Chelsea if you hate integrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

A Geordie would like to disagree.

You never said you were a Geordie?!"

I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Pompey (Portsmouth). They had a great team under Harry Redknapp plus they signed some of my favourite ex Newcastle players (Lomana LuaLua and Laurent Robert but St James’ Park atmosphere is head and shoulders above most other English teams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"London based. Go with West Ham if you like a traditional bit of heartbreak and graft. Choose milwall if you like a bit of rough. Choose arsenal or Chelsea if you hate integrity"

I change location like the wind. But good to know about Milwall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

A Geordie would like to disagree.

You never said you were a Geordie?!

I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Pompey (Portsmouth). They had a great team under Harry Redknapp plus they signed some of my favourite ex Newcastle players (Lomana LuaLua and Laurent Robert but St James’ Park atmosphere is head and shoulders above most other English teams."

Did..do you say something nice about another team?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

A Geordie would like to disagree.

You never said you were a Geordie?!

I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Pompey (Portsmouth). They had a great team under Harry Redknapp plus they signed some of my favourite ex Newcastle players (Lomana LuaLua and Laurent Robert but St James’ Park atmosphere is head and shoulders above most other English teams.

Did..do you say something nice about another team? "

It’s hard to like other Premier League teams when they voted to stop our takeover and almost sent us down to the championship but there is a few teams I have soft spots for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Raith Rovers

Premier League or DEATH

Partick Thistle

So death it is"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No idea what league/division we're in, but Pompey. We have the best fans/atmosphere at any match.

A Geordie would like to disagree.

You never said you were a Geordie?!

I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Pompey (Portsmouth). They had a great team under Harry Redknapp plus they signed some of my favourite ex Newcastle players (Lomana LuaLua and Laurent Robert but St James’ Park atmosphere is head and shoulders above most other English teams.

Did..do you say something nice about another team?

It’s hard to like other Premier League teams when they voted to stop our takeover and almost sent us down to the championship but there is a few teams I have soft spots for."

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Raith Rovers

Premier League or DEATH

Partick Thistle

So death it is

"

Lilith will be along soon

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain"

So where did you grow up?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

Chelsea. Our Wet Sham family seem to be very heated about them...

C

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in."

What utter twaddle. You pick a team you have a connection to but never Liverpoo.

C

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By *oldShortsMan
over a year ago

St Helens


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team! "

Stick all 92 PL/EFL sides in to a hat, pull one out, and that’s your team. Unless you have an affinity to a certain area, probably the best way to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

What utter twaddle. You pick a team you have a connection to but never Liverpoo.

C"

I'd certainly not choose Liverpoo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?"

Nowhere with a premier league team!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never supported a Premier League team but I think I'm old enough to pick one now (53). With the help of a swinging site obvs. My dad supports West Ham and obvs thinks I should pick them!

Gorn, sell me your team!

Stick all 92 PL/EFL sides in to a hat, pull one out, and that’s your team. Unless you have an affinity to a certain area, probably the best way to do it"

92! Are you having a ?

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?

Nowhere with a premier league team! "

Yes we realise that by the fact that you said you didn't grow up in Britain but no matter where you grew up on the world there is a premier fc closer than any of the others!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?

Nowhere with a premier league team!

Yes we realise that by the fact that you said you didn't grow up in Britain but no matter where you grew up on the world there is a premier fc closer than any of the others!"

Eh? Where I was born, the closest team would have been Wrexham, followed by Chester and Tranmere. I support one of those clubs to this very day but none are Premier League teams and never have been. Not following your logic.

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

I think some great arguments for most on here, some points I never thought of !!

If you have zero clue and zero intention of committing then I’d side with picking either a colour you like, a city you like or just a team that generally wins !!!

Not much help there tbh lol, oh just to add, maybe choose an underdog that’s coming up this season lol

Maybe you could just run a Poll and see how it turns out !?!

Happy Choosing

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

What utter twaddle. You pick a team you have a connection to but never Liverpoo.

C

I'd certainly not choose Liverpoo!! "

Well I like you more already. Hating them gives you a plethora of healthy choices.

Would you like to watch good football and win or good football and lose? Are you bothered too much by losing? I would watch some matches of different teams this coming season and see who sticks.

C

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Make your dad happy and support the hammers, you will have another connection and you could go to the game together too.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

There can only be one answer and that is Aston Villa. There are loads of United’s and City’s, some Towns, a couple of Wanderers/Albions but only one Villa.

Plus the future King is a fan who goes to games and Tom Hanks is a fan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?

Nowhere with a premier league team!

Yes we realise that by the fact that you said you didn't grow up in Britain but no matter where you grew up on the world there is a premier fc closer than any of the others!

Eh? Where I was born, the closest team would have been Wrexham, followed by Chester and Tranmere. I support one of those clubs to this very day but none are Premier League teams and never have been. Not following your logic. "

Me either. Am I supposed to calculate the number of miles precisely?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Just choose whoever wins the previous year…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

What utter twaddle. You pick a team you have a connection to but never Liverpoo.

C

I'd certainly not choose Liverpoo!!

Well I like you more already. Hating them gives you a plethora of healthy choices.

Would you like to watch good football and win or good football and lose? Are you bothered too much by losing? I would watch some matches of different teams this coming season and see who sticks.

C"

You wrote Liverpoo

No not bothered too much by losing. Cheering the underdog can be great!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?

Nowhere with a premier league team!

Yes we realise that by the fact that you said you didn't grow up in Britain but no matter where you grew up on the world there is a premier fc closer than any of the others!

Eh? Where I was born, the closest team would have been Wrexham, followed by Chester and Tranmere. I support one of those clubs to this very day but none are Premier League teams and never have been. Not following your logic.

Me either. Am I supposed to calculate the number of miles precisely? "

Yes. To the nearest yard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know if anyone else has said this , but you should support the team whose ground is closest to the house you grew up in.

I'm not British

I didn't ask what nationality you were, pick the team who are closest to the home you grew up

I didn't grow up in Britain

So where did you grow up?

Nowhere with a premier league team!

Yes we realise that by the fact that you said you didn't grow up in Britain but no matter where you grew up on the world there is a premier fc closer than any of the others!

Eh? Where I was born, the closest team would have been Wrexham, followed by Chester and Tranmere. I support one of those clubs to this very day but none are Premier League teams and never have been. Not following your logic.

Me either. Am I supposed to calculate the number of miles precisely?

Yes. To the nearest yard "

I'm gonna ask my dad if he did this to choose West Ham.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I think you should choose the referee nobody is ever on there side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should choose the referee nobody is ever on there side"

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm researching. Why did no-one tell me Brentford are called the Bees? (Why do I find that so appealing, it's so girly )

And Sheffield were just promoted. How long have they been out of the PL?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Liverpool "

Do they scare you?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I support Nottingham Forest! Notts County are on the other side of The Trent.

In the past I have seen both teams... You know when one is home or the other away.

Seen great managers: Sam Alladyce, Neil Warnock, Harry Basset, Frank Clarke, Old big 'ead Brian Clough. Now we have Steve Cooper - Brilliant Manager!

We were so close to relegation this last season..... Pulled the rabbit from our bums (ahem). Cough & a noisy fart!

Perhaps you could use the Sir Alex Ferguson method? In the run up to title race he coined it "squeeky bum brown trouser moment!" That way you will never be constipated!!! No, no need for roughage or fruit....It can be applied to the top or bottom of the table too.

Oh, how I yearn for mid table mediocrity....

Prince William supports ASTON VILLA! Aston Villaaa?????? He's got the gunners, Spurs, Chelsea? Did someone drop him on his head?

Lots of Irish people supported Man Utd cos of Dennis Irwin & Roy Keane & a successful club.

Fod for thought? Or food for fart? You choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you should choose the referee nobody is ever on there side"

He’s a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watch the WSL and support Chelsea because of Lauren James.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I support Nottingham Forest! Notts County are on the other side of The Trent.

In the past I have seen both teams... You know when one is home or the other away.

Seen great managers: Sam Alladyce, Neil Warnock, Harry Basset, Frank Clarke, Old big 'ead Brian Clough. Now we have Steve Cooper - Brilliant Manager!

We were so close to relegation this last season..... Pulled the rabbit from our bums (ahem). Cough & a noisy fart!

Perhaps you could use the Sir Alex Ferguson method? In the run up to title race he coined it "squeeky bum brown trouser moment!" That way you will never be constipated!!! No, no need for roughage or fruit....It can be applied to the top or bottom of the table too.

Oh, how I yearn for mid table mediocrity....

Prince William supports ASTON VILLA! Aston Villaaa?????? He's got the gunners, Spurs, Chelsea? Did someone drop him on his head?

Lots of Irish people supported Man Utd cos of Dennis Irwin & Roy Keane & a successful club.

Fod for thought? Or food for fart? You choose. "

Thanks for the food for thought!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Everton ......simply because its ....Everton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thread will end soon but I do have a shortlist thanks to you all! Mwah mwah!

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