FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet talk

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Do you talk to your friends (voice!) while sitting on the toilet?

Do you answer the phone if it rings while sitting on the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er.

Doesn't everyone?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Er.

Doesn't everyone? "

That's what we are here to find out!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Only if I'm talking to Jamie. We've got that comfortable sort of friendship, what's a tinkle between friends?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Only if I'm talking to Jamie. We've got that comfortable sort of friendship, what's a tinkle between friends? "

Oh I don't mean a tinkle, Meli...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is currently asleep in the bathroom. Weirdo. I talked to a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I wouldn't usually have my phone with me unless I know I'm going to need some major time on the toilet for a shit that plans on making life difficult. And no, I wouldn't answer the phone. I usually message them back to let them know I'll ring them when my asshole is empty.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

At home yes, at work no. Just feels a BIT weird being on the phone at work. X

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I only have one friend that I would, not including the other half. But she has no shame which I love about her, sent me a video of her clogged loo asking what she should do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In general, my phone doesn’t go to the loo with me. I don’t spend enough time doing the deed to warrant having it in there. Better to finish quickly and be done with it.

Miles

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Where do you think I’m typing this from?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No neither but I do text.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Where do you think I’m typing this from?

Where do you think I had the idea and made the thread from?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Where do you think I’m typing this from?

Where do you think I had the idea and made the thread from?

Should I call you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you think I’m typing this from?

Where do you think I had the idea and made the thread from?

Should I call you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not quite sure why I'd be taking my phone to the toilet with me.

Just eewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you think I’m typing this from?

Where do you think I had the idea and made the thread from?

Should I call you?

Video call?

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster!

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

No wonder a recent study found fecal matter on 99% of phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster! "

I mute when I flash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster!

I mute when I flash.

Flush even

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaceTime or get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster!

I mute when I flash.

Flush even

Hahahaha"

Preferred the first answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster!

I mute when I flash.

Flush even

Hahahaha

Preferred the first answer"

Her Freudian slip.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder a recent study found fecal matter on 99% of phones

This is the real reason why I don’t touch anyone else’s phone.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I talk to everyone and mute for the plops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I end the call when I am doing the paper work. I'm not a monster!

I mute when I flash.

Flush even

Hahahaha

Preferred the first answer

Her Freudian slip.

Miles"

I just remembered that time when I was bored in the restaurant and sent you a video.

oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer going in the men's never any queue x

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Yes I talk to everyone and mute for the plops

Thank you! At least somebody admits it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I talk to everyone and mute for the plops

Thank you! At least somebody admits it!"

Life’s too short

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Well, I wouldn't usually have my phone with me unless I know I'm going to need some major time on the toilet for a shit that plans on making life difficult. And no, I wouldn't answer the phone. I usually message them back to let them know I'll ring them when my asshole is empty.

Straight and to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I talk to everyone and mute for the plops

Do you wait until the end of the sentence before you plop?

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remembered that time when I was bored in the restaurant and sent you a video.

oops.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yep I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I talk to everyone and mute for the plops

Do you wait until the end of the sentence before you plop?

Miles"

I try to

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Noooooooo.....

I've dropped one phone down the loo, whilst pissed up in my youth, never again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I often ring my mum when I'm in the bath or the shower.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Noooooooo.....

I've dropped one phone down the loo, whilst pissed up in my youth, never again..."

Was that while trying to take one of *those* selfies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way! And I hope nobody answers my calls on the toilet

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

One of my cats is nicknamed TC, short for Toilet Cat. So its rare that anyone gets private time in this house!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wish I had friends to talk to while I'm pooping

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