FabSwingers.com forum: If you were to meet the opposite of what you're looking for..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..what wound your preference be?

Me and Mr had this conversation over dinner. If we were to meet single men then Mr would prefer it to be a fast comer so I was left unsatisfied!!

For me it would have to just be a guy with a great sense of humour and a willy that feels OK when it's in and that allowed me to finish first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opposite? Well, they would be dull. Overwhelming. Self centred. Pretentious. Either of those or all together .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opposite??

So I’m looking for a dude then?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I don't understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd meet a small person, with baby size hands with zero personality that doesn't like kissing or sex but when they do it they last 7 seconds or 2 thrusts, jump straight in the shower, and fall sleep.......wait I'm having de ja vu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Opposite gender. Blooming Nora, I've ruined the thread already. Don't worry guys, scrap it, ignore me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opposite gender. Blooming Nora, I've ruined the thread already. Don't worry guys, scrap it, ignore me

I thought it was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opposite gender. Blooming Nora, I've ruined the thread already. Don't worry guys, scrap it, ignore me

Wait I’m confused now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face. "

2 out of 5 ain’t bad…. Fancy meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting temptation to tyoe 'your dad'

Must...... Resist.....

. Bad Jennie

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I would be looking for dullard; a woman who is prone to juvenile text speak and illegible acronyms that mean very little to her and indeed even less to me, someone who gets easily confused between her grandma and her grammar.

An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do what you want you lot

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"..what wound your preference be?

Me and Mr had this conversation over dinner. If we were to meet single men then Mr would prefer it to be a fast comer so I was left unsatisfied!!

For me it would have to just be a guy with a great sense of humour and a willy that feels OK when it's in and that allowed me to finish first.

Ah that rules me out damn it WINK

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

You've made this so confusing. Opposite of what I'm looking for would be an arrogant male that has no sense of humour. Basically like the popular forum user here who goes by the name of....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've made this so confusing. Opposite of what I'm looking for would be an arrogant male that has no sense of humour. Basically like the popular forum user here who goes by the name of....

Bugger off you. I was typing and pooing. OK?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You've made this so confusing. Opposite of what I'm looking for would be an arrogant male that has no sense of humour. Basically like the popular forum user here who goes by the name of....

Bugger off you. I was typing and pooing. OK?

Must have been a strenuous one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I would be looking for dullard; a woman who is prone to juvenile text speak and illegible acronyms that mean very little to her and indeed even less to me, someone who gets easily confused between her grandma and her grammar.

An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges."

Dammnnnn nailed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face.

2 out of 5 ain’t bad…. Fancy meeting?

Depends on which 2 there’s some things I’m not willing to negotiate on

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face. "

You know I'm the opposite to alllll of these right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opposite gender. Blooming Nora, I've ruined the thread already. Don't worry guys, scrap it, ignore me

That would be me. I got confused by the post so just went with the subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you want you lot

Hahaha

A Frankenstein style thread.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

They'd be young, slim and dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face.

2 out of 5 ain’t bad…. Fancy meeting?

Depends on which 2 there’s some things I’m not willing to negotiate on

Which ones are they. If you tell me, I’ll tell you if they’re the same as what I was going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shy timid person who hates sex.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges.

Dammnnnn nailed me."

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I'm more than certain that one day someone will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face. "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face.

Sold!"

No joe! This is the opposite of what I want

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A miserable woman with a dry vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miserable

Unattractive

No sense of humour

Shit at sex

Won’t let me sit on their face.

Sold!

No joe! This is the opposite of what I want

I'll let you sit on my face but I can't promise the rest

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