FabSwingers.com forum: The thing I don't get about spooning...

By *partharmony OP Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

...is why do people talk about a big spoon and a little spoon? The reason why it's called spooning is that two people fit together like spoons. Spoons only fit together when they are the same size. If you have spoons of two different sizes, they just don't have the same fit.

So instead of big and little spoons, shouldn't we be talking about front and back spoons?

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(And write other inane shit.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Or the spoon that promised just a cuddle but keeps prodding its stiffy into the buttocks of the spoon expecting just a cuddle.

And the other spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But a small spoon will fit inside a big spoon? The big spoon surrounds it creating a warm protective feeling. That's why I'm the big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But a small spoon will fit inside a big spoon? The big spoon surrounds it creating a warm protective feeling. That's why I'm the big spoon

Prodding your stiffie into the back of little spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pokey spoon and a takey spoon?

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By *ardinal FangMan
over a year ago

Sandy

"But a small spoon will fit inside a big spoon? The big spoon surrounds it creating a warm protective feeling. That's why I'm the big spoon

Actually they won’t and the OP is right. Go to the kitchen, grab a teaspoon and a desertspoon and see how badly they fit together. Now try with two desertspoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Penny is taller does that make her the big spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me for getting a bit deep and oversharing here.

For me getting to be the "little spoon" is an incredibly rare thing. I'm not talking about the 5 mins post sex snuggle.

I'm talking about beyond that.

It's a feeling protected and safe thing in some ways but more than that it's allowing myself to be.

It's quite a vulnerable place for me to be really. I spend my life being alone and doing everything for everyone else and there's just something about stopping.

Being in that moment where there's someone for me. Where I can just switch off almost. It takes me quite a lot to allow myself to truly relax like that and to fall asleep that way, well if I do then it means something to me.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Didn't the dish run away with the spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always the big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But a small spoon will fit inside a big spoon? The big spoon surrounds it creating a warm protective feeling. That's why I'm the big spoon

Actually they won’t and the OP is right. Go to the kitchen, grab a teaspoon and a desertspoon and see how badly they fit together. Now try with two desertspoons. "

my spoons are old and the handles are bent so I don't drop my food, so my spoons fit lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My ex used to be little spoon then moan about me breathing on his neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a good fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to be little spoon then moan about me breathing on his neck

And going deaf as your boobs covered his ears?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

What if they are measuring spoons? They all fit together

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Your premiss is incorrect. Different sizes of spoons can fit together, otherwise you couldnt buy nesting measuring spoons!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My ex used to be little spoon then moan about me breathing on his neck

And going deaf as your boobs covered his ears? "

I didn't have boobs back then.

By the time they had grown he'd moved to the sofa and the cat had his side of the bed

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A pokey spoon and a takey spoon?"

These are the ones I like

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A pokey spoon and a takey spoon?

These are the ones I like

That will be a Sunday morning

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A pokey spoon and a takey spoon?

These are the ones I like

That will be a Sunday morning

You smooth talker you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Your premiss is incorrect. Different sizes of spoons can fit together, otherwise you couldnt buy nesting measuring spoons!

Bravo Tess, bravo.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A pokey spoon and a takey spoon?

These are the ones I like

That will be a Sunday morning

You smooth talker you

Obvs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Forking is better

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By *ardinal FangMan
over a year ago

Sandy

"my spoons are old and the handles are bent so I don't drop my food, so my spoons fit lol"

So, as long as you are also old and bent job’s a good ‘un

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Forking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a good forking x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't be little spoon with an arse like a ladle.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I prefer ice lollying where im the stick….

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By *partharmony OP Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What if they are measuring spoons? They all fit together"

Hmm. I have to concede that in that particular case you are right. I propose we change the term to "measuring spooning" to be more precise. Who's with me?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What if they are measuring spoons? They all fit together

Hmm. I have to concede that in that particular case you are right. I propose we change the term to "measuring spooning" to be more precise. Who's with me? "

Is there a measuring spoon with a sticky out bit that fits inside the other spoon?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How about 'spooner' and 'spoonee'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Penny is taller does that make her the big spoon?"

What if she’s at the front ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I use the terminology snuggler and snuglee. For example ‘let’s go back to mine and watch a movie on the sofa , you can be the snuglee’ is a live I often use to reel one in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Penny is taller does that make her the big spoon?

What if she’s at the front ? "

Small people behind won't be able to see and they will get frustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Penny is taller does that make her the big spoon?

What if she’s at the front ?

Small people behind won't be able to see and they will get frustrated "

Are spooning at the cinema?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 spoons that fit together like puzzle pieces haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Penny is taller does that make her the big spoon?

What if she’s at the front ?

Small people behind won't be able to see and they will get frustrated

Are spooning at the cinema?

I was thinking of a concert. There is also the school photograph, or the wedding group photo - but in some of those the smaller person may be happy to be hidden by a larger spoon

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

For me a big spoon is when my fella is resting inside no actual sex just resting and were snuggled up tightly packed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me for getting a bit deep and oversharing here.

For me getting to be the "little spoon" is an incredibly rare thing. I'm not talking about the 5 mins post sex snuggle.

I'm talking about beyond that.

It's a feeling protected and safe thing in some ways but more than that it's allowing myself to be.

It's quite a vulnerable place for me to be really. I spend my life being alone and doing everything for everyone else and there's just something about stopping.

Yes! Exactly this and something I could do with right now

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sounds a bit button moony to me

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"... Or the spoon that promised just a cuddle but keeps prodding its stiffy into the buttocks of the spoon expecting just a cuddle.

And the other spoon? "

What are we supposed to do? Think of something yucky and hope it goes away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always end up with a raging hard on when spooning

Just having a sexy arse rubbing up against my cock makes me super horny, especially if that sexy arse has some sexy panties on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle and spooning is all innocent and lovely until someone gets a boner.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"A cuddle and spooning is all innocent and lovely until someone gets a boner.

Correct protocol might be to stick it to your tummy with duct tape before to prevent any unnecessary prodding and poking. Or perhaps tape it under like they did at Madam JoJo's.

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