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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Police in Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song, have arrested a British man for climbing up a hotel.

Now Jennie is no fan of the Spanish Police, but what else could the vicious buggers have done?

What's going on here? Is Brexit to blame? It's all over the news!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(with apologies to our favourite Essex reporter)

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Perhaps that fella is related to the one who scratched his initials into wall at the Colloseum in Rome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had he lost his room key?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not reported whether the Guardia Civil beat the shit out of him, but Jennie wouldn't put it past them!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Perhaps that fella is related to the one who scratched his initials into wall at the Colloseum in Rome."

Jesus ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Which year was this Jennie ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is clearly the result of the mean Europeans denying us healthcare for absolutely no reason. And putting us in the furrin queue at the airports, which is against our human rights. They're even talking about fingerprinting us now, which the British would never do to respected foreign nationals!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song"

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which year was this Jennie ?"

2021.

But Jennie feels this is still of relevance today.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Police in Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song, have arrested a British man for climbing up a hotel.

Now Jennie is no fan of the Spanish Police, but what else could the vicious buggers have done?

What's going on here? Is Brexit to blame? It's all over the news! "

I don't know anything about the issue, but may I just say, Tom, that the eye make up really suits you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x "

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Police in Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song, have arrested a British man for climbing up a hotel.

Now Jennie is no fan of the Spanish Police, but what else could the vicious buggers have done?

What's going on here? Is Brexit to blame? It's all over the news!

I don't know anything about the issue, but may I just say, Tom, that the eye make up really suits you."

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"This is clearly the result of the mean Europeans denying us healthcare for absolutely no reason. And putting us in the furrin queue at the airports, which is against our human rights. They're even talking about fingerprinting us now, which the British would never do to respected foreign nationals!

Do the British respect any Johnny foreigners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

Not you again!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

Not you again! "

You have to say that about me. It's only me who gets that line

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Best thread this month.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

Not you again! "

I’m here all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

Not you again!

You have to say that about me. It's only me who gets that line

Not YOU again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army? "

So long as they're given British ration packs. Don't want them getting dysentery from all that foreign muck...we know what the Spaniards are capable of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army?

So long as they're given British ration packs. Don't want them getting dysentery from all that foreign muck...we know what the Spaniards are capable of.

Jennie is no fan of foreign muck. She would much rather have a quiche or a chicken tikka.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army?

So long as they're given British ration packs. Don't want them getting dysentery from all that foreign muck...we know what the Spaniards are capable of.

Jennie is no fan of foreign muck. She would much rather have a quiche or a chicken tikka. "

Gimme gimme gimme

Fried Chicken!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army?

So long as they're given British ration packs. Don't want them getting dysentery from all that foreign muck...we know what the Spaniards are capable of.

Jennie is no fan of foreign muck. She would much rather have a quiche or a chicken tikka. "

Saveloy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie wonders if they should have brought in the army?

So long as they're given British ration packs. Don't want them getting dysentery from all that foreign muck...we know what the Spaniards are capable of.

Jennie is no fan of foreign muck. She would much rather have a quiche or a chicken tikka.

Saveloy? "

Oi oi!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I thought it was named after a Montserrat Caballe song ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought it was named after a Montserrat Caballe song ?

Freddie helped her with the high notes

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"I thought it was named after a Montserrat Caballe song ?

Freddie helped her with the high notes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie is no fan of thread derailments.

This is a serious discussion of how an innocent British trespasser was snatched up by those vicious buggers in the Guardia Civil!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Having visited Barcelona I don't think it was personal as the spanish there dislike all brits ! Probably the unfriendliest place I've ever been to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having visited Barcelona I don't think it was personal as the spanish there dislike all brits ! Probably the unfriendliest place I've ever been to

Jennie is not sure she likes the Brits either

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Having visited Barcelona I don't think it was personal as the spanish there dislike all brits ! Probably the unfriendliest place I've ever been to

Jennie is not sure she likes the Brits either "

The way some brits act abroad then you are most probably right !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm pretty certain the answer is "firing squad".

But I'm also not sure I know what the question is.

(Perfectly executed tribute thread, Jennie)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm pretty certain the answer is "firing squad".

But I'm also not sure I know what the question is.

(Perfectly executed tribute thread, Jennie)"

Now Jennie is the first to support appropriate action taken at the appropriate time, but firing squad?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

They tried to shoot him down first luckily they missed him and hit a d*unk brit unconsci*ous on somebody elses balcony, he never knew what hit him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world."

Tribute!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute!!

Yes. Its just a tribute

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Could have been worst ! Did anyone see that a French you tuber who climbs building whilst filming himself fell 65 floors to his death in Hong Kong? Now that's a permanent deterrent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie is no fan of the French either.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute!!

Yes. Its just a tribute"

And a whole lot funnier

Thanks Jennie xx

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now Jennie is no fan of the Spanish Police, but what else could the vicious buggers have done?

They could have transported him from Barcelona to Pamplona and let the bulls chase him out of Spain.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Jennie is no fan of the French either. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute!!

At last, someone who recognises my genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles"

You expect her to stand up in THOSE heels? Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

You expect her to stand up in THOSE heels? Pffft

I'll stand you up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles"

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

Vicious buggers them burlesque dancers (its all over the news)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

Vicious buggers them burlesque dancers (its all over the news) "

Not all over the shoes?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

Vicious buggers them burlesque dancers (its all over the news)

Not all over the shoes?! "

Ah see... That is a perfect response. Tom would be so proud.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

Vicious buggers them burlesque dancers (its all over the news)

Not all over the shoes?!

Ah see... That is a perfect response. Tom would be so proud. "

Nah, I'm persona non grata

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I alluded to this in another thread…..if you aren’t a stand up comedian, OP, you need to rethink your career.

Miles

Nearly auditioned as a drag compere for a burlesque troupe recently.

Then I got all shy

Vicious buggers them burlesque dancers (its all over the news)

Not all over the shoes?!

Ah see... That is a perfect response. Tom would be so proud.

Nah, I'm persona non grata

Jennie's no fan of personae non grata

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Is this an interim or permanent position?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this an interim or permanent position?

Jennie is on a work experience placement

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Perhaps that fella is related to the one who scratched his initials into wall at the Colloseum in Rome.

Jesus ?"

Naahh ,- 'couldn't have been Jesus. Building the Colloseum in Rome didn't even start until a long time after Jesus' crucifiction

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Is this an interim or permanent position?

Jennie is on a work experience placement"

Is the permanent incumbent currenymtly supervising Jennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this an interim or permanent position?

Jennie is on a work experience placement

Is the permanent incumbent currenymtly supervising Jennie "

Jennie hopes this thread can be brought to a conclusion before Tom notices.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Is this an interim or permanent position?

Jennie is on a work experience placement

Is the permanent incumbent currenymtly supervising Jennie

Jennie hopes this thread can be brought to a conclusion before Tom notices. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps that fella is related to the one who scratched his initials into wall at the Colloseum in Rome.

Jesus ?

Naahh ,- 'couldn't have been Jesus. Building the Colloseum in Rome didn't even start until a long time after Jesus' crucifiction"

Jennie can confirm this is true

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world."

Not you again

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh no Jennie. Tom's caught you at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no Jennie. Tom's caught you at it. "

Oh... Hi Tom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no Jennie. Tom's caught you at it.

Oh... Hi Tom

Just keeping the place warm for you x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Not you again"

Beelzeboss!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute!!

At last, someone who recognises my genius

Like minds, my dear

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Barcelona, which is a Spanish city named after a Freddie Mercury song

This is the funniest line I’ve read in ages

Thank you darling OP

I laughed at this too

great tribute post Jennie x

This is the greatest and best thread in the world.

Tribute!!

At last, someone who recognises my genius

Like minds, my dear

xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pssst.... Where's Tom gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone? "

Around.

Careful.

You'll summon him.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone? "

El País Vasco

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone?

Around.

Careful.

You'll summon him."

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I think you will have to have a Spanish Inquisition

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think you will have to have a Spanish Inquisition

Which no-one will expect, obviously

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone? "

Tom is here Jennie, keeping a watchful eye. You are my favourite TV impersonator. Forces have summoned Tom and he is delighted with the tribute and love from his loyal followers ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone?

Tom is here Jennie, keeping a watchful eye. You are my favourite TV impersonator. Forces have summoned Tom and he is delighted with the tribute and love from his loyal followers ...

All hail Tom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Pssst.... Where's Tom gone?

Tom is here Jennie, keeping a watchful eye. You are my favourite TV impersonator. Forces have summoned Tom and he is delighted with the tribute and love from his loyal followers ...

All hail Tom"

That mega hail from Italy? Italy is a country shaped like a boot where people eat pasta for breakfast and drive scooters like loons.

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