FabSwingers.com forum: Would you

By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper? "

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No like a steam roller maybe

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Out."

And in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

And in and out "

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hold you by your ears and make your eyes bulge out

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over a year ago

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available. "

460 miles

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No like a steam roller maybe

That's not very nice, I'm already flat enough

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Out.

And in and out

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass."

Give her something nice for dinner

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hold you by your ears and make your eyes bulge out

Like my nan used to? Apart from the bouncing on me and my eyes bulging out

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"In

Give me that chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out.

And in and out

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.

Give her something nice for dinner "

Steak bake from greggs?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Out.

And in and out

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.

Give her something nice for dinner

Steak bake from greggs?"

I reckon a sausage roll as well

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd bounce on you, but gently.

I don't like breaking my toys.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd bounce on you, but gently.

I don't like breaking my toys."

Those space hoppers can take years of abuse

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head

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over a year ago

"Out.

And in and out

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.

Give her something nice for dinner

Steak bake from greggs?

I reckon a sausage roll as well "

That’s pushing it.

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head

American history X?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available.

460 miles

Sounds amazing, when do we start ?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Out.

And in and out

The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.

Give her something nice for dinner

Steak bake from greggs?

I reckon a sausage roll as well

That’s pushing it."

No that's after the sausage roll

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head

American history X?"

That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Can we go for a drink first?

Keep it polite and proper and all that first.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available.

460 miles

Sounds amazing, when do we start ?"

How many bounces would that be?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can we go for a drink first?

Keep it polite and proper and all that first. "

As long as it's not fizzy stuff, doesn't mix well with all the bouncing

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available.

460 miles

Sounds amazing, when do we start ?

How many bounces would that be?

Well some calculations are required.

Bounces per meter.

Meters per mile x 460 miles.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That depends. Are you fully pumped up and engorged or slightly deflated?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper? "

Maybe not that vigorously as I wouldn't want to crush you lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head

American history X?

That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called "

That scene still makes my teeth itch, in fact I just can't watch it! Brilliant film though

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

To Brighton & Back.

Note, other distances are available.

460 miles

Sounds amazing, when do we start ?

How many bounces would that be?

Well some calculations are required.

Bounces per meter.

Meters per mile x 460 miles."

Also depends on if they're a big bouncer or more a little one to conserve energy

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"That depends. Are you fully pumped up and engorged or slightly deflated? "

Fully pumped and ready to explode at the start and pretty damn deflated by the end

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

Maybe not that vigorously as I wouldn't want to crush you lol

I'm made of rubber, not china

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel

That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head

American history X?

That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called

That scene still makes my teeth itch, in fact I just can't watch it! Brilliant film though"

It's a great film

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

Maybe not that vigorously as I wouldn't want to crush you lol

I'm made of rubber, not china

... in that case yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would yes.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Oww my knees.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'd rather use a space hopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For about 15 seconds before I pass out.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why not

You'd have to ask others for reasons

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I would yes."

Everyone loves a good bounce

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd rather use a space hopper"

Me too buddy, me too

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"For about 15 seconds before I pass out. "

What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?

That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Oww my knees."

You don't know how to use a space hopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not

You'd have to ask others for reasons

I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like

Like ooo why not let’s go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.

What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?

That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all

Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why not

You'd have to ask others for reasons

I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like

Like ooo why not let’s go for it

That's living on the edge

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.

What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?

That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all

Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit

I'm happy to forgot the you bouncing on me and just let me do my thing

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.

What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?

That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all

Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit

Dont worry buddy, for me you can put a pillow under your belly and just bite on another pillow, I've got this

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.

What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?

That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all

Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit

Dont worry buddy, for me you can put a pillow under your belly and just bite on another pillow, I've got this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not

You'd have to ask others for reasons

I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like

Like ooo why not let’s go for it

That's living on the edge

I like to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like giving you cpr with my bottom. In.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It sounds like giving you cpr with my bottom. In.

If my heart was in my crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It sounds like giving you cpr with my bottom. In.

If my heart was in my crotch

I missed that biology class.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I have to blow you first

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Mmm maybe - are you slippery when wet?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I won the spacehopper race on Sports Day. Actual spacehopper champion here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Only if you were suitably lowered. I have little legs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It sounds like giving you cpr with my bottom. In.

If my heart was in my crotch

I missed that biology class.

Ummmmmm, maybe it's an anatomical variation?!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have to blow you first

I'm already full of wind

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mmm maybe - are you slippery when wet?

Definitely

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I won the spacehopper race on Sports Day. Actual spacehopper champion here.

It's true, she showed me the photo

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only if you were suitably lowered. I have little legs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Depends what part of ya you want me to bounce on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I used to love my space hopper.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Depends what part of ya you want me to bounce on

Maybe just my crotch

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Ohhhh I used to love my space hopper."

They great

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

No, I'd squash you.

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Just reminds me how much I hated space hoppers.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Mmm maybe - are you slippery when wet?

Definitely

Best hold on tight then - don't want any accidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But I can maybe move my hips in a circle instead

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies

Sending you a bouncy video now.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Only if you wish to be squashing into jelly

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No, I'd squash you."

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just reminds me how much I hated space hoppers."

Say what now? I remind you of your hate?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mmm maybe - are you slippery when wet?

Definitely

Best hold on tight then - don't want any accidents

I'm safe, it's the bouncer that needs to read the health and safety book

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper? "

Not on your life, not even mine to that fact !

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No. But I can maybe move my hips in a circle instead

That works for me, did you get your steak bake for dinner last night

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sending you a bouncy video now. "

It was very appreciated

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only if you wish to be squashing into jelly"

That's not a good image

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?

Not on your life, not even mine to that fact !"

I'd love to pretend I'm really disappointed but it's no secret that I'm a chicken lover

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Depends what part of ya you want me to bounce on

Maybe just my crotch

Not ya face

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Depends what part of ya you want me to bounce on

Maybe just my crotch

Not ya face

Sit on it but no need to bounce

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