FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

I got warned

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And now I've done it. I set the smoke alarm off in the kitchen. Well at least I know it works. Bloody scared the life out of me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do that every time i cook

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

what the hell are u doing man!!..... the kitchen is no place 4 a guy to be

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what the hell are u doing man!!..... the kitchen is no place 4 a guy to be "

its ok hes only 5ft 6 hes probably only got small feet so it fits closer to teh sink

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is when ur on your own and hungry lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wots for dinner? lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wots for dinner? lol "

Can I pop over too, starving?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing now he burnt it x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

microwaves are the way forwards they dont set off your smoke alarm

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what the hell are u doing man!!..... the kitchen is no place 4 a guy to be

its ok hes only 5ft 6 hes probably only got small feet so it fits closer to teh sink "

Ha ha ha yes I do have smallish feet but washing up is not my thing lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it was Tesco burger the fat ones fresh with a bed of baby leaves. Served with mushrooms and tomatoes fried in butter with garlic. Was very tasty mmmm

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it was Tesco burger the fat ones fresh with a bed of baby leaves. Served with mushrooms and tomatoes fried in butter with garlic. Was very tasty mmmm "

And grated cheese on the burger

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"microwaves are the way forwards they dont set off your smoke alarm "

They do If the wife sets it for too long and the rice ends up glowing red in embers ! lol.

she read the instructions on the catering size pack but forgot to reduce the cooking time owing to being only small portions !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love cooking just no one to cook for so yes anyone want to pop round I will get me pans out lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"microwaves are the way forwards they dont set off your smoke alarm "

they can do and they can also catch alight..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it was Tesco burger the fat ones fresh with a bed of baby leaves. Served with mushrooms and tomatoes fried in butter with garlic. Was very tasty mmmm "

horse or beef burger

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Proper beef lol no horse for me that was only in the cheap burgers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"microwaves are the way forwards they dont set off your smoke alarm

They do If the wife sets it for too long and the rice ends up glowing red in embers ! lol.

she read the instructions on the catering size pack but forgot to reduce the cooking time owing to being only small portions !"

never had a problem with a microwave and this coming from someone who burnt boiled eggs thats not a joke by the way i really did, my kids took a pic and put it on facebook...i fooking hate facebook

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Well it was Tesco burger the fat ones fresh with a bed of baby leaves. Served with mushrooms and tomatoes fried in butter with garlic. Was very tasty mmmm

And grated cheese on the burger "

typical guy dressing it up lets see, so u had fried horse, on lettace,served with a tin of mushrooms in baked beans, and a fried tomato...sounds great im in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"microwaves are the way forwards they dont set off your smoke alarm

They do If the wife sets it for too long and the rice ends up glowing red in embers ! lol.

she read the instructions on the catering size pack but forgot to reduce the cooking time owing to being only small portions !

never had a problem with a microwave and this coming from someone who burnt boiled eggs thats not a joke by the way i really did, my kids took a pic and put it on facebook...i fooking hate facebook "

I have removed myself from Facebook found it to intimidating hate it with a passion

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it was Tesco burger the fat ones fresh with a bed of baby leaves. Served with mushrooms and tomatoes fried in butter with garlic. Was very tasty mmmm

And grated cheese on the burger

typical guy dressing it up lets see, so u had fried horse, on lettace,served with a tin of mushrooms in baked beans, and a fried tomato...sounds great im in "

No baked beans lol and mushrooms were fresh was going for the healthy option but then I didn't want to waste the butter so I used that as a dressing lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top