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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

(Inspired by Anon in my local updates)

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

A barbell handle

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger. I did not enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbell handle

(Mrs) "

Jesus

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Jesus "

On the cross, or off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus "

How did you fit the son of god up there?

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus "

Was one of the ones with removal plates so don’t worry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus "

Did the beard scratch

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Handle of a space hopper...yes whilst bouncing on it. C

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus "

Holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A willy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bookmarking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A willy

Eww you didn't

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Shampoo bottle X

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

A cheeky finger ...wasn't half bad tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heel of my high heels

Wasn’t the pont kind was one off those thinish round kind

Wasn’t even my own doing

Guy slipped my heels off as I was bent over on the bed I thought ok

Next minute he’s picking me off with my heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the strangers hand that was up there to hold my son inside before a emergency c section and one of those monitor wire things attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus

On the cross, or off?"

Off definitely off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a penis in my butt once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus

Was one of the ones with removal plates so don’t worry

Phew lol I was a little worried

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus

Holy fuck"

^^ exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus

Holy fuck"

Your telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a penis in my butt once

Girl you loved it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd never do such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I had a penis in my butt once

Just the once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Composure

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I once fingered my own butt but came too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I once fingered my own butt but came too quickly "

But how did your arm bend that way, Brucey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a penis in my butt once

Just the once?

The first and only time!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The first and only time! "

I am wise enough to avoid making a smart comment about that right now.

Moving on …

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A towing ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first and only time!

I am wise enough to avoid making a smart comment about that right now.

Moving on …"

Do it, do it, do it

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I once fingered my own butt but came too quickly

But how did your arm bend that way, Brucey?"

My arms are longer than others apparently according to my hit thread do you fist yourselves

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

More the experience than the object ,but the doctor pulling the line on the kiwi vac like she was trying to reel in a shark was pretty strange. Foot braced on the end of the bed and all

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

If my face was on the bellend we’re going to fall out.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A hair straightener not plugged in obsv

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

(Inspired by Anon in my local updates)

You could put me inside you.

I'm told I'm strange.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

Did you wear a condom just to be ‘safe’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

If my face was on the bellend we’re going to fall out."

It was on the balls so everytime I took the whole length your eyes were in my anus practically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

Did you wear a condom just to be ‘safe’? "

Rex, you know I don't do safe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A towing ball

Have you ever seen the thread “ Towing Ball” ?

The best thread ever to exist on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

If my face was on the bellend we’re going to fall out.

It was on the balls so everytime I took the whole length your eyes were in my anus practically

I can’t decide if that’s sexy or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Pictures of forum members who shall not be named, glued to a dildo with a pritt stick.

Did you wear a condom just to be ‘safe’?

Rex, you know I don't do safe sex

The condoms would tear anyway with the sheer might and wrath she attacks herself

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Obi-wan kenobi

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"A barbell handle

(Mrs)

Jesus

Did the beard scratch

Not as much as the crown of thorns

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do it, do it, do it

Whispering exactly that in my ear is the only way you’d get me to even *try* slipping it in there.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A towing ball

Have you ever seen the thread “ Towing Ball” ?

The best thread ever to exist on fab

It inspired me to try it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"A towing ball

Have you ever seen the thread “ Towing Ball” ?

The best thread ever to exist on fab

I had totally forgotten about that one

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A towing ball

Have you ever seen the thread “ Towing Ball” ?

The best thread ever to exist on fab

It inspired me to try it

But did you use the instructions provided by the generous forum user?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hair straightener not plugged in obsv"

Damn straight

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Obi-wan kenobi"

Starfish wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exes penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox tail butt plug

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Obi-wan kenobi"

"Starfish wars "

Obi-wank-enobi.

Hand Solo too.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My exes penis"

Was it still attached?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Obi-wan kenobi

Starfish wars

Obi-wank-enobi.

Hand Solo too.

Obi-wan-keknoby

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

* Remembers to not piss off LB *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll let you know when I find it.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’ll let you know when I find it. "

Need some help finding it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you know when I find it.

Need some help finding it? "

How long are your nails?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

* Remembers to not piss off LB *"

He isn’t really dafty. He’s on Fab Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A willy

Eww you didn't

More than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

* Remembers to not piss off LB *

He isn’t really dafty. He’s on Fab Guys

Hey mine too!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

* Remembers to not piss off LB *

He isn’t really dafty. He’s on Fab Guys

Hey mine too! "

Do you think they’ve hooked up yet?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?"

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …"

Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

Ummm, had a candle inside me once on all fours, and he lit it to drip all over my feet. Was a sort of sensory thing.

*runs to hide in the cupboard*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

I absolutely will not kink shame, but … someone really *thought* about that before suggesting it, huh? Let alone actually doing it …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …

Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

Ummm, had a candle inside me once on all fours, and he lit it to drip all over my feet. Was a sort of sensory thing.

*runs to hide in the cupboard*

Ah I thought “balls” was your answer ..

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

I absolutely will not kink shame, but … someone really *thought* about that before suggesting it, huh? Let alone actually doing it …

There is no kink to shame, I’m an experimental kinda gal

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …

Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

Ummm, had a candle inside me once on all fours, and he lit it to drip all over my feet. Was a sort of sensory thing.

*runs to hide in the cupboard*

Ah I thought “balls” was your answer ..

Oh now there’s a thought. I wonder what that would feel like…

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I didn't do it, technically.

But a meat tenderiser. The handle part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …

Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

Ummm, had a candle inside me once on all fours, and he lit it to drip all over my feet. Was a sort of sensory thing.

*runs to hide in the cupboard*

Do you need a light in the cupboard?……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pestle

(From a mortar and pestle) I remember it feeling really cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a bottle of wine on my ex the once

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Strangest thing you’ve put up your vag or butt?

I notice you still haven’t answered yet, OP …

Balls! Thought I got away with that. I was waiting for some more weird ones.

Ummm, had a candle inside me once on all fours, and he lit it to drip all over my feet. Was a sort of sensory thing.

*runs to hide in the cupboard*

Do you need a light in the cupboard?……"

No it’s ok. I’m still lit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There is no kink to shame, I’m an experimental kinda gal

Did I ever tell you how much I like science?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"There is no kink to shame, I’m an experimental kinda gal

Did I ever tell you how much I like science?"

Weird science?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I didn't do it, technically.

But a meat tenderiser. The handle part. "

I bet you were pretty tender after that!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A can of Impulse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My exes penis

Was it still attached?

Depends if he’s under the patio like my ex

* Remembers to not piss off LB *

He isn’t really dafty. He’s on Fab Guys

No idea what that is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A willy

Eww you didn't

More than once

Utter Filth

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A can of Impulse "

I’m guessing the blue one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A willy

Eww you didn't

More than once

Utter Filth

And I’d do it again

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