FabSwingers.com forum: What is a non negotiable rule in your household

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Don’t burn it to the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No males allowed

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

If you sprinkle when you tinkle get feckin Tena pants I’m sick cleaning up the mess .

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Smoking inside the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come in my front door, I get to come in your back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use it you tidy it up

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

When we're done, you leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up. There’s 3 boys in our house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non negotiable. If you don't eat what's put in front of you then you don't eat.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

To bring a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Katy Perry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed"

Yes!

Shoes on furniture

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed"

Not even soft soled never seen the outside world fuck me shoes?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

My dogs are to be respected and have more authority than a visitor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed"

Same here as well as no luggage/bags on the bed/sofa.

Oh, and no grocery shopping bags on the kitchen counter top unless it hasn’t touched the ground between the shop and the house.

Miles

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Respect.

Our house is a home. Dirt can be cleaned, mess can be tidied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat stays UP

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"My dogs are to be respected and have more authority than a visitor. "

I'm going to require pictures of your dogs immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shouting or raised voices.

Its just me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed

Same here as well as no luggage/bags on the bed/sofa.

Oh, and no grocery shopping bags on the kitchen counter top unless it hasn’t touched the ground between the shop and the house.

Miles"

I never put my bags on the floor. Especially not when they have food in them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed

Same here as well as no luggage/bags on the bed/sofa.

Oh, and no grocery shopping bags on the kitchen counter top unless it hasn’t touched the ground between the shop and the house.

Miles

I never put my bags on the floor. Especially not when they have food in them lol"

Many say that to me when I tell them I do this. I trust my floor at home to be cleaner than a public thoroughfare. Also, the contents are in the bag. I simply take them out of the bag from the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed

Same here as well as no luggage/bags on the bed/sofa.

Oh, and no grocery shopping bags on the kitchen counter top unless it hasn’t touched the ground between the shop and the house.

Miles

I never put my bags on the floor. Especially not when they have food in them lol

Many say that to me when I tell them I do this. I trust my floor at home to be cleaner than a public thoroughfare. Also, the contents are in the bag. I simply take them out of the bag from the floor."

I meant outside floors

I don't wear shoes at home so I like the think my inside floors are pretty clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the fucking toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the fucking toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shoes on in the house

No smoking in the house

Put your dishes in the fucking sink, not on the side!

Don’t leave the bathroom floor soaking wet after a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is a member of the family, no excuse to being a dick to him because you are a person....I would use you as a human shield to protect that little dude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No shoes and no outside clothes on the bed

Same here as well as no luggage/bags on the bed/sofa.

Oh, and no grocery shopping bags on the kitchen counter top unless it hasn’t touched the ground between the shop and the house.

Miles

I never put my bags on the floor. Especially not when they have food in them lol

Many say that to me when I tell them I do this. I trust my floor at home to be cleaner than a public thoroughfare. Also, the contents are in the bag. I simply take them out of the bag from the floor.

I meant outside floors

I don't wear shoes at home so I like the think my inside floors are pretty clean"

Ohhh, my apologies. I’m the same.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"No shoes on in the house

No smoking in the house

Put your dishes in the fucking sink, not on the side!

Don’t leave the bathroom floor soaking wet after a shower. "

Same rules ... do you in fact live in my house?!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"My dogs are to be respected and have more authority than a visitor. "

Absolutely!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"My cat is a member of the family, no excuse to being a dick to him because you are a person....I would use you as a human shield to protect that little dude lol "

Too right

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

No shooting up in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put shit back where you found it.

No shoes

My dogs and cats live here you are only a guest.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just a simple rule

Which only applies to guests No smoking

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By *hropmMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Put the fucking tea bags in the bin not left on the side

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Just don't come in, makes it easier then with the rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don't come in, makes it easier then with the rules!

Come to my she-shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No food or drink upstairs or on the sofa.

No smoking in the house

No sex on the sofa without a blanket or throw put down first.

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By *llblueMan
over a year ago

Irvine

No phones at the dinner table.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No food in bed.

No phones at the table.

No fab/fab chats around the kids.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never go to bed on an argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If our bedroom door is shut knock and wait!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Shoes off…

…except fuckme stilettos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk goes back in the fridge.

Or I kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non negotiable ?...manners & respect

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Don't drink my last bottle of Lucozade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs are to be respected and have more authority than a visitor. "

And if you don't like it you can leave! Pups over cock!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Leave negativity at the front door and shut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drugs!!!!

Mrs C

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Shoes off at door

If you weren’t invited I don’t really want you here so hurry up and leave

Belching and farting will literally get you thrown out

Sit on the other cooch not next to me

Remember it’s the dogs house and treat him appropriately

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

No smoking in the house

No drugs

Help yourself to booze after the first 1

treat our house like your own but have respect for it.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Milk goes back in the fridge.

Or I kill you.

Eh... obviously ...What are folk doing with the milk in your house?

Converse issue is folk putting empty cartons back in the fridge and not saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindness and laughter. Leave the ego at the door!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No rules at mine x

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I live in an autism house... most rules are banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No smoking in the house

No drugs

Help yourself to booze after the first 1

treat our house like your own but have respect for it."

Those are nice rules. I'd like to visit your house

Mrs C

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

No smoking ever.

The dog goes wherever she likes - if you don’t like it, don’t come round.

Don’t leave the bathroom in a mess. Mucky toilets, toothpaste left in the sink or towels not hung up properly will mean you don’t get invited back.

The TV volume gets set at even numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No United Tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Mackems

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bring your own cheese, mine is not for sharing

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Shags allowed at any place or time.

No overnight stays for First-comers

Cat is always right

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Not a rule but bringing food without being asked too makes you always welcome without invite can just open the door and walk in if like and feel free to tip my mother off the cooch if she is visiting and is occupying the space you require. Bonus points if she instantly leaves

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By *ataleMan
over a year ago

Durham

Shoes off as soon as you enter. Can’t stand outdoor footwear on my carpets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meals to be eaten at dinner table and no mobile until finished.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Curtains closed when it's a very hot day. Only to be opened when it's cooler.

I'm convinced it works. It's a non-negotiable.

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