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By *r.SJ OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dangerous be careful next thing we see you could be on our doorsteps spreading the lies of jeebus

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That's a certainty with having a Jaffa Cake box on your peen....

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

Only if you believe in fairy stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

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Bar mitzvah?

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By *r.SJ OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Dangerous be careful next thing we see you could be on our doorsteps spreading the lies of jeebus"

Ummm... nope!

If I did, I'd be preaching the best bits, the bits they tend to ignore.

I've found previously they have quite good books in these places and if you look through when it gets boring, their's some pretty gruesome stories.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?

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By *r.SJ OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"That's a certainty with having a Jaffa Cake box on your peen....

does the supposed being upstairs not like jaffa cakes

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?"
lol exactly who

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

You should go OP you might enjoy it .

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By *r.SJ OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you! "

Entertainment value for the congregation. I bet visitor numbers would increase if they could start pulling that one off... though think of the risk assessments and insurance on some of those old buildings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change religion and avoid churches.

Miles

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can't enter churches.

I'd spontaneously combust.....

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By *r.SJ OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?lol exactly who "

A bar might not be such a bad thing though

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By *ankShandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you!

Not to mention retrofitting sprinklers and fire extinguishers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky... Sex in a church at the altar.. I had keys. Was a great experience, I was blessed, carried down aisle.. Mmmm

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