FabSwingers.com forum: If I said you had a beautiful body……….

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would you act a bit bashful at first, protest that I’m just saying it and then send me pictures of boobs, bums, todgers and fannies.

Just asking, not for a friend but for me.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

No, I would be suprised that the bromine in your whorelicks didnt work@

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, I would be suprised that the bromine in your whorelicks didnt work@

You can overcome the bromide effect

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Pretty much… apart from saying thank you first

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pretty much… apart from saying thank you first

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just respond with "cheers mate," or... "yeah I know"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No, I would laugh and tell you to get your eyes tested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't believe you. Laugh it off and tell you to be thankful I don't take pics of my foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I typed out a long poignant message and it got lost somewhere...

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Probably

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I wouldn't believe you. Laugh it off and tell you to be thankful I don't take pics of my foof "

I’ll never be thankful of that

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I typed out a long poignant message and it got lost somewhere..."

Bugger.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Probably

You have a beautiful body

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Well if its not you I dunno.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know.

Don't worry, I know

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well if its not you I dunno."

It’s me, it’s me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Bump out of desperation.

You have a beautiful body, yes you, you do you know.

Don't worry, I know

Can’t dispute the facts.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
51 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I keep on trying.

Apparently I’m very trying.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Recycling an old thread because frankly I haven’t got the energy for sparkling wit and originality today.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I believe your first post basically gets it in one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk "

Best get a taxi home then.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
41 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

I'd say you need to visit "Specsavers"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd say you need to visit "Specsavers""

I’d say I already have and these goggly eyes see you for the beauty you are.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd probably assume you were trying to get your dick wet, roll my eyes and continue to ignore.

Mrs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
41 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd probably assume you were trying to get your dick wet, roll my eyes and continue to ignore.

Mrs"

Valid.

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41 weeks ago

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Let you smash my ass till I couldn’t walk

Best get a taxi home then. "

Ha ha missed opportunity there need to be a bit more thinkful

Your come back should have been

Ooo well if you can’t walk it just means we need to stay another night in the hotel

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
38 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Nocturnal bump.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
38 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Might go better on a Friday.

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