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By *et_elick OP Man
over a year ago

North East

What are the best one liners from your favourite songs?

"You said I was cheap, you were the sale of the century!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a cat as long as it barks

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When your starting to chokke take some pills with your it's inspirational. When your life is a mess light one more cigarette its so logical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are worse things I could do

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Your socks smell like angels but your life smells like Brie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I made the girl come round N go low (ngolo) now I just call her Kante

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

When everything feels like the movies, then you bleed just to know you're alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a bird, it's not a plane,

It must be Dave who's on the train.

Scooter - Nessaja

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What are the best one liners from your favourite songs?

"You said I was cheap, you were the sale of the century!""

That one reminded me of Babybird:

"You said I wasn't cheap/You paid me twenty pounds"

...that was a bloody mad but brilliant song

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Im so ugly, that's ok, 'cause so are you.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Ive got a gun for a mouth and a bullet with your name on it.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There are worse things I could do "

Than go with a boy or two...

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"When everything feels like the movies, then you bleed just to know you're alive.

Iris by the goo goo dolls

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"You can check out anytime time you like,but you can never leave"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I would like to leave this city, this old town don't smell too pretty and, I can feel the warning signs running around my mind.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I would like to leave this city, his old town don't smell too pretty and, I can feel the warning signs running around my mind."

Half a world away- oasis... aka theme tune to The royle family lol

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By *et_elick OP Man
over a year ago

North East

Oh look here comes a ford mondeo...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

""You can check out anytime time you like,but you can never leave"

Hotel california- the eagles

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Im so ugly, that's ok, 'cause so are you. "

Lithium I think... but definitely Nirvana

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By *om-4-SubMan
over a year ago

KILMARNOCK

Clowns to the left of me

Jokers to the right

Here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Show a little faith, there's magic in the night,

You ain't a beauty but hey you're all right

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

For pure comedy genius...

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“I’ve got a dick for a brain,

And my brain,

Is gonna sell my ass to you.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either... She ran away from home on her mother's best coat

She was married before she was even entitled to vote

Or...All broken down by the side of the road

I's never more alive or alone

I've worn the faces off all the cards

I'm gonna take it with me when I go

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"“I’ve got a dick for a brain,

And my brain,

Is gonna sell my ass to you.”"

Ooh how exciting

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

I got a girl, she lives on a hill, she won't do it but her sister will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will she go down on you in a theatre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You said that I’m really fucking boring

Well, that’s rich coming from you”

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"For pure comedy genius...

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick"

Rammstein. Pussy

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I need you tonight cos I'm not sleeping.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

She was so dam beautiful she warm a winter frost

I was long past lonely I was well on near to lost .

Another favorite

Going buy dyghy going to call it

Dignity

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

On a morning from a bogart movie, in a place that they turn back time

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Saturday night, I watched Channel 5.

I particularly liked CSI"

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"What are the best one liners from your favourite songs?

"You said I was cheap, you were the sale of the century!""

Thanks for the Sleeper reminder, OP. Happy days.

Another classic...

"...Summer '92, I remember it clearly;

When he ch0ked on the olive in his dry martini"

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Take me back in time

maybe I can forget

Turn a different corner

And we never would have met.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got an arse the size of a small country...

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

The world won’t end in darkness, it’ll end in family fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love is a rose and you'd better not pick it, it only grows when it's on the vine.

Hand full of thorns and you know you've missed it, lose your love when you say the word mine."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"For pure comedy genius...

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

Rammstein. Pussy"

Absolutely x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Will she go down on you in a theatre "

You oughtta know... Alanis Morissette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lock the door and throw away the key...

There's someone in my head but it's not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence tells you you're not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so tall and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

When you make love do you look in the mirror

Who do you think of, does he look like me?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Because you’re gorgeous, I’d do anything for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressing like your sister, Living like a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

praying on my downfall don’t make you religious, man

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

By the time I get to Phoenix she be riseing .

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

In hale break beats of hell A-Alikes propel parallel

Arigato, Sean Price slick like el gato

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know

That we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You told me again you preferred handsome men but for me you would make an exception"

- Leonard Cohen

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By *ataleMan
over a year ago

Durham

“Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus”

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By *heislanderMan
over a year ago

cheshunt

Know the difference between sleeping with someone

And sleeping with someone you love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

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By *ainbowSonicCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Down the waterfall, wherever she may take me

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By *idnightslutWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Come on baby let’s get wrecked

And lose what’s left of our self respect

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By *leasureMaxMan
over a year ago

ballymena

Its nice to be important…but its more important to be nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, your hair is beautiful.

Oh, tonight.

Atomic.

Makes the hairs on my arm stand up....

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

I have no faith in your writers, I don't believe in ghosts

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Give me two weeks, you won't recognise her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chest and back both bouncy,

Trust me everything sheikh- no Saudi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't ask me what went wrong, the list goes on and on and on and on.

- seahorses

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When your starting to chokke take some pills with your it's inspirational. When your life is a mess light one more cigarette its so logical "

Love a bit of OCS, some great tunes.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Losing my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I'm fine"

Last resort- papa roach

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Because you’re gorgeous, I’d do anything for you.

Ah Babybird... you're gorgeous

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You used to get it in your fishnets

Now you only get it in your nightdress

Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness

Landed in a very common crisis

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Sweet sister T

She loved so long and hard

Kept to herself

Until that right man came along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's something you'd like to try,

Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“My house and my mouth and my mind get kinda trashy,

I’ve never been to jail but hell, I wouldn’t put it past me …”

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't cry for me Argentine

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Well, I've been a drag-racer on LSD and I've rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx.

I even had a gorilla on the slopes of Kismet and, man, that was fun for a while, you bet..."

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

The world is a shit tip, your children are fucked

The ones you think guard you are out for your blood

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Pigeons in flight i wanna see ya tonight i wanna hold you if id be so bold to and do all the things you would like tooo night

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Wife swapping is the future

You know that it would suit you.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Wife swapping is the future

You know that it would suit you."

Fair enough don't have a wife

What will take instead

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I dreamt about you last night

And I fell out of bed twice

You can pin and mount me

Like a butterfly

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes"

Prince ~ Electric Chair

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

'I told the joke about the woman

Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"

He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral"

Vicki didn't laugh at all'

Prince ~ Vicki Waiting

Frank

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I have lost the will to live

Simply nothing more to give

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Silk and satin, leather and lace

Black panties with an angel's face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While Nat King Cole sings "Welcome To My World"

You request some song you hate, you sentimental fool

And it's the force of habit

If it moves then you fuck it

If it doesn't move you stab it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I believe it nothing but it is my nothing

Manic Street Preachers - Faster

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By *am and johnCouple
over a year ago

york

Oh the feeling, when you're reeling

Joan Armatrading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your tongue out of my mouth because I'm kissing you goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave her the ring she gave me the finger

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You're not from New York City

You're from Rotherham

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“I wore my heart on my sleeve, and you stole my fucking shirt …”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me like you hate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her clothes won't stay on long when the DJ puts Bonjovi on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your crazy but I like the way you fuck me.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There's a country and western song called "If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd have been out by now".

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There's a country and western song called "If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd have been out by now". "

country song names.

One of my favourites is It Won’t Hurt (when I fall off this bar stool).

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Ashes and diamonds,

Foe and friend,

We were all equal in the end

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

With my feet upon the ground I lose myself between the sounds...

And against my better judgement I went walking out that door, I nodded at one person and I smiled at 3 more, one man asked me for a dollar, I asked him what's it's for, he said I have seen them, I said ok it's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop, when I came out there was Gordon,standing at the bus stop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming

Or the moment of truth in your lies

When everything feels like the movies

Yeah, you bleed just to know, you're alive

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By *eesiderladd31Man
over a year ago

redcar

Take me home country roads

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