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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

If I'm in a shop and I see a toy with

"Try me " on it, I'm pushing those buttons.

What else do you still do now that you did when you were younger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch my winky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"If I'm in a shop and I see a toy with

"Try me " on it, I'm pushing those buttons.

What else do you still do now that you did when you were younger?

Feed ducks, kick piles of leaves in autumn,

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Singing when a good song comes on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

That's an orgasmic feeling when every bubble is popped (I don't get out much)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Wrestle smart arses for cheesecake

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Look for a pebble with a hole in it on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone skimming in the sea or a river

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Build sandcastle

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pretend to use the force to open automatic doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill up on sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim underneath a family members lilo on hols and tip them over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will always say “does she come with it” about the model when my wife shows me some lingerie she wants.

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By *yndrwg5Man
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

I can't remember ever having parcels being delivered when I was a child nevermind bubble wrap !

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pretend to use the force to open automatic doors"

I’m changing my answer to this one. And pretend that lights are voice activated when entering a room

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Bombing in swimming pools

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pick my nose

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Bombing in swimming pools

Has that ever been allowed?

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Build sandcastle "

I did this 2 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

I can't remember ever having parcels being delivered when I was a child nevermind bubble wrap ! "

Well to be fair you are older than me and times do change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bombing in swimming pools

Has that ever been allowed?

No, but that's what makes it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Build sandcastle

I did this 2 weeks ago

Me 2 last week

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Pretend to use the force to open automatic doors"

Lol, yes

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

I wring them to pop more than 1 at a time like popping candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife and I have a bag full of stick on googly eyes, when we goto asda we stick them on random items like ketchup. ?? chuckling as we do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play in the arcades whilst on holiday

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By *elvet AngelWoman
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

Jump in puddles when I have on my wellies

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Spend ages popping bubble wrap when it comes in a parcel.

I wring them to pop more than 1 at a time like popping candy "
once found a huge rollof bubble wrap when cleaning out the store room at work asked the boss what to do with it "pop it back in the corner " he said four hours it took me

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Wife and I have a bag full of stick on googly eyes, when we goto asda we stick them on random items like ketchup. ?? chuckling as we do it lol"

I'm going to do this with my daughter next week

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Play in the arcades whilst on holiday "

That’s just normal behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play in the arcades whilst on holiday

That’s just normal behaviour

For you

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Laugh when I burp or fart, run with the trolley if the aisle is clear and jump on for a ride, dance in the rain, sing (badly), watch kids cartoons, fall off chairs by accident, make friends easily..

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Play in the arcades whilst on holiday

That’s just normal behaviour

For you

I’m normal…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies..."

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

When out cycling still take my feet off the pedals and close my eyes going downhill whoosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol we just returned from Lowes home improvement store. They have Halloween displays up already. I was pushing the buttons. The one display is a 8 ft tall skeleton Rock band. Yup I was smashing that button like it was my lady bits.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stare at a nice big pair of tits

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not as much as I used to but play the odd computer game now and again. Started with 'pong'.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm good girl now so I don't do anything I did when I was younger.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly "

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Full disclosure. I forgot I posted this. Well done everyone for doing things

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Full disclosure. I forgot I posted this. Well done everyone for doing things

Dickhead

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over a year ago

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry! "

You will be

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over a year ago

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

You will be

What you going to do?

Throw Playdoh at me.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry! "

What?

Blocked

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Peanut m&m's trump skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Thank fuck for that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Playing with play doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Peanut m&m's trump skittles "

Vile things, the nuts get stuck in your teeth!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Peanut m&m's trump skittles "

Well yes they do to be fair. Love them. But only the peanut ones

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Thank fuck for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say 'pull my finger' when brewing a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicking leaves in the autumn and jumping in puddles

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sort all the orange skittles out so I can eat them last

The sorting I get (I like to make sure I have a carefully curated flavour combo each time), but orange last?!?

Mine would also be food related: I assumed I'd grow out of Kinder chocolate and pic and mix, but literally just bought a Kinder egg and a load of snowies...

Orange Skittles are easily the best. I’ve written to them a few times asking if they will make just a bag of orange ones. No joy yet sadly

I can see they would be the best if the red, green and yellow ones didn't exist

Fight!

Nothing beats red skittles, I'm sorry!

What?

Blocked

Peanut m&m's trump skittles

Well yes they do to be fair. Love them. But only the peanut ones

Same here

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Full disclosure. I forgot I posted this. Well done everyone for doing things

Dickhead

At least you know

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Purposely walk into piles of leaves in the autumn to crunch them,

Open the car windows and close my eyes to pretend I'm flying,

Popping bubble wrap,

Stomp around in fresh snow to hear the squidge noise,

Buy popping candy

Em x

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Purposely walk into piles of leaves in the autumn to crunch them,

Open the car windows and close my eyes to pretend I'm flying,

Popping bubble wrap,

Stomp around in fresh snow to hear the squidge noise,

Buy popping candy

Em x"

Ok I do all these except pretend I’m flying. That’s just strange

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Kicking leaves in the autumn and jumping in puddles"

Oh I love both of these

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Purposely walk into piles of leaves in the autumn to crunch them,

Open the car windows and close my eyes to pretend I'm flying,

Popping bubble wrap,

Stomp around in fresh snow to hear the squidge noise,

Buy popping candy

Em x

Ok I do all these except pretend I’m flying. That’s just strange

You should try it ,turn up a good song on the radio , it's very peaceful

Only if you're the passenger tho

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Finger on the first date, the art of fingering is dying out

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

Make daisy chains . Kick autumn leaves on the ground. Still eat all the chocolate off a snickers then eat the inside

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Finger on the first date, the art of fingering is dying out"

I’m doing my best to keep that art going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still suck my thumb to fall asleep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Finger on the first date, the art of fingering is dying out"

It really is dying out.. which is devastating

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Make daisy chains . Kick autumn leaves on the ground. Still eat all the chocolate off a snickers then eat the inside"

I forgot about Daisy chains

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Build sandcastle

I did this 2 weeks ago

Hopefully was improvements you get skillfulled/creative as you get older

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By *aftSpunkMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Always lean down to pat a dog when I pass them sitting in the street or when in a restaurant.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Always lean down to pat a dog when I pass them sitting in the street or when in a restaurant."

Me too

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Shake my willy 8 times after a wee wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still.make snow angels

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

It's the voices.....press it. Go on press it.... You know you want to.....go on press me

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Yesterday I was conned into joining in the sack race at my grandaughters birthday party, only fell over once, opted out of the three legged race but did do the egg and spoon race and was well and truly beaten.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Avoid treading on the joins in the pavement.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Climb trees skip and have a pretend horse when in big open fields x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Yesterday I was conned into joining in the sack race at my grandaughters birthday party, only fell over once, opted out of the three legged race but did do the egg and spoon race and was well and truly beaten.

I hope there was some kind of 'handicap' system, Tarkus. If you didn't get some kind of headstart, call for a steward's inquiry.

I feel the same playing football now...it's not right I'm expected to be as quick as a 20-something!!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Colouring in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything, except sex…..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Build snow men, I'm more of an artists now and create a family if enough snow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run outside when it starts snowing.

Miles

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I still kick large stones I see whilst walking

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Skim stones. Fly kites build sand castles and play in the sand and make sculpture s

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