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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Devon County Council, who are responsible for running public services in Devon have voted to abolish the mobile library service. Stephen Fry has spoken out about this as the service is a lifeline for many rural people. Tom was on holiday in Devon and he saw the mobile library van in action but the mobile van had collided with a cyclist knocking the rider off his bike. He lay there screaming and Tom saw the library driver quickly get out of the vehicle and rush towards the cyclist presumably to help. The librarian driver just said 'Hush !'

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

It could be worse

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You're a journalist for the Daily Mail, aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should throw the book at these maniacs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mobile libraries to be axed"

Guess it's better than book burning, but it will take longer.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing. "

Battle has commenced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing. "

good grief, I full on belly laughed at this on my good sir

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Disappointed there are no interesting facts about Devon in your OP Tom, have these been axed from your threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disappointed there are no interesting facts about Devon in your OP Tom, have these been axed from your threads. "

Its a county that borders the Independent Republic of Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing. "

Oooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing. "

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F"

Oh Nero you brave man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F"

I was about to say, Posh will whoop Nerø's backside

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Disappointed there are no interesting facts about Devon in your OP Tom, have these been axed from your threads.

Its a county that borders the Independent Republic of Cornwall "

It’s a handy ‘buffer’ that keeps these heathens at arms length from the civilised citizens of Dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F

I was about to say, Posh will whoop Nerø's backside "

It's a battle I'd pay to watch.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Devon County Council, who are responsible for running public services in Devon have voted to abolish the mobile library service. Stephen Fry has spoken out about this as the service is a lifeline for many rural people. Tom was on holiday in Devon and he saw the mobile library van in action but the mobile van had collided with a cyclist knocking the rider off his bike. He lay there screaming and Tom saw the library driver quickly get out of the vehicle and rush towards the cyclist presumably to help. The librarian driver just said 'Hush !'"

To be followed by other counties no doubt. Books are for posh people who can read whole sentences at a time. No longer needed in twatter land.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could the empty library vans be used to house asylum seekers ? More substantial than the tents being purchased.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F

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Oh Nero you brave man "

It's ok - I've already Telegram'd her with a hollow apology. She had no idea what I was talking about.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing.

Just you wait until Posh sees this. You're meat!!

F

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Oh Nero you brave man

It's ok - I've already Telegram'd her with a hollow apology. She had no idea what I was talking about. "

But they get Telegram in Devon then

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Could the empty library vans be used to house asylum seekers ? More substantial than the tents being purchased. "

Good thread cross over there sally.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Bradford Council scrapped mobile libraries in 2014 and Kirklees in 2016. Where was Stephen Fry then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Tom crack a joke?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Bradford Council scrapped mobile libraries in 2014 and Kirklees in 2016. Where was Stephen Fry then ?"

In Devon.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" Where was Stephen Fry then ?

In Devon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did Tom crack a joke?"

No, he was recounting a real life incident. He's a professional news reporter, not a tabloid journalist!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Bradford Council scrapped mobile libraries in 2014 and Kirklees in 2016. Where was Stephen Fry then ?"

Hmm... Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did Tom crack a joke?

No, he was recounting a real life incident. He's a professional news reporter, not a tabloid journalist!"

Apologies. Carry on Tom

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Mobile libraries to be axed

Guess it's better than book burning, but it will take longer. "

!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Mobile libraries to be axed

Guess it's better than book burning, but it will take longer.

! "

Sweden are making a start

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Disappointed there are no interesting facts about Devon in your OP Tom, have these been axed from your threads. "

You obviously missed the global exclusive at the start that Devon County Council run the county of Devon

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

About 825,000 people live in Devon. In the two days since the "don't close our mobile libraries" petition has opened, about 250 people have signed.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Devon County Council, who are responsible for running public services in Devon have voted to abolish the mobile library service. Stephen Fry has spoken out about this as the service is a lifeline for many rural people. Tom was on holiday in Devon and he saw the mobile library van in action but the mobile van had collided with a cyclist knocking the rider off his bike. He lay there screaming and Tom saw the library driver quickly get out of the vehicle and rush towards the cyclist presumably to help. The librarian driver just said 'Hush !'"

If that's how mobile libraries are driven in Devon, I would imagine that cyclists would be the first ones to wield the axe.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"About 825,000 people live in Devon. In the two days since the "don't close our mobile libraries" petition has opened, about 250 people have signed. "

So many people have cars etc nie it's probably just the few who have no transport or are housebound who rely on the mobile service. It's quite sad that as with all such cases the most vulnerable minority are affected.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's quite sad that as with all such cases the most vulnerable minority are affected. "

I agree.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Most people in Devon are illiterate anyway, Tom. So it's a service worth axing. "

It's their colouring books that are delivered

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

These services are an absolute godsend for people.

It’s not just about books - it’s a friendly, reassuring face etc, particularly if they have a service that delivers books to houses. I know of instances where the drivers have quickly identified a problem at a house and saved lives.

It’ll be a smallish, mostly older cohort of people affected, but they (and family/friends) will be bereft. Forgotten people, really.

Very sad in one of the richest (but, sadly, very unequal) countries in the world.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Did Tom crack a joke?"

Don't worry it went straight over their pretty little heads.. even Jenny the TV impersonator missed it..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Did Tom crack a joke?

Don't worry it went straight over their pretty little heads."

I got it Tom, but I didn't want to mention it too loudly.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"These services are an absolute godsend for people.

It’s not just about books - it’s a friendly, reassuring face etc, particularly if they have a service that delivers books to houses. I know of instances where the drivers have quickly identified a problem at a house and saved lives.

It’ll be a smallish, mostly older cohort of people affected, but they (and family/friends) will be bereft. Forgotten people, really.

Very sad in one of the richest (but, sadly, very unequal) countries in the world. "

Richest country in the world? Not seeing that... Weve neen driven into the dirt the last 5 years

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just seen that Hanley Library in Stoke shuts today to be turned into 96 flats. Could they not at least have waited til after the school holidays ?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Just seen that Hanley Library in Stoke shuts today to be turned into 96 flats. Could they not at least have waited til after the school holidays ?"

#allbooksmatter

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"These services are an absolute godsend for people.

It’s not just about books - it’s a friendly, reassuring face etc, particularly if they have a service that delivers books to houses. I know of instances where the drivers have quickly identified a problem at a house and saved lives.

It’ll be a smallish, mostly older cohort of people affected, but they (and family/friends) will be bereft. Forgotten people, really.

Very sad in one of the richest (but, sadly, very unequal) countries in the world.

Richest country in the world? Not seeing that... Weve neen driven into the dirt the last 5 years"

I said “one of”. We’re the sixth biggest economy, aren’t we?

I totally agree about the last few years (I’d say seven, not five)!

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