FabSwingers.com forum: Sex slang that makes your skin crawl...

By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

Each to their own, absolutely... and a big fan of naughty chat...

But what slang makes you pull a disapproving face?

(Disclaimer - I know some people may use these, no offence meant)

1) Dump my load

2) Staff

3)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I have a heavy thick load

2. Drain me dry

3. Cumdumpster

Not very sexy tbh

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hate the words shag slag cum dump .

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"1. I have a heavy thick load

2. Drain me dry

3. Cumdumpster

Not very sexy tbh "

100%... ugghh

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Hate the words shag slag cum dump ."

Agreed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Mmmmmm”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Juicy arse” made me want to throw up.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"Hate the words shag slag cum dump .

Agreed ??"

Double agreed, add to that be naughty and play

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Breed

Sling a load up 'er

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Visiting the updates page to find more as I know there will be plenty I have forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shag slag cum dump"

New profile name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hate strapons and thought of pegging just thought I throw that in

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"“Juicy arse” made me want to throw up."

Not heard that one before... ewww...

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Breed

Sling a load up 'er

Some I think are actually quite offensive... talk about objectification

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it "

Oh wow...

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Hate strapons and thought of pegging just thought I throw that in "

Not my cup of tea either, to be fair

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"mmmmmmmm"

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Slag just NO..slut, yeah I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it

Oh wow...

Yip that’s what I thought as well

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Slag just NO..slut, yeah I can do that

Yes, something filthy about slut, a dangerous one to use though lol

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By *awg-mo-thoinWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

“Suckable/tasty cock”

I see this on so many verifications and it makes me vomit inside every time

(Also, technically speaking every cock is a suckable cock so it’s dumb as well as gross)

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"Slag just NO..slut, yeah I can do that

Yes, something filthy about slut, a dangerous one to use though lol"

You can call me that in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that suggests they get their sexual experience through porn.

Wreck her pussy, as one example.

Being fucked, is another.

Example .... When asked ..... Do you like seeing your wife being fucked.

I prefer to see her fucking.

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"“Suckable/tasty cock”

I see this on so many verifications and it makes me vomit inside every time

(Also, technically speaking every cock is a suckable cock so it’s dumb as well as gross)"

Absolutely a fair observation

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Slag just NO..slut, yeah I can do that

Yes, something filthy about slut, a dangerous one to use though lol"

With all words its about the intention behind them I use slut

Because in my eyes it stands for

Sexually liberated unhibited temptress . and I respect women who are proud of their sexuality

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Anything that suggests they get their sexual experience through porn.

Wreck her pussy, as one example.

Being fucked, is another.

Example .... When asked ..... Do you like seeing your wife being fucked.

I prefer to see her fucking. "

Great answer!

Porn language and 'assumed dominance'

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?"

Very true... never really thought about that

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Slag just NO..slut, yeah I can do that

Yes, something filthy about slut, a dangerous one to use though lol

You can call me that in the bedroom

You tease, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I destroyed her,

I can feel it in my gut

She's a complete stage

I actually feel sick with some updates from my locals.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

newbury

"Ride me like pony baby"

"Use me like the slut I am"

"Breed my cunt"

All a little icky .....

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"I destroyed her,

I can feel it in my gut

She's a complete stage

I actually feel sick with some updates from my locals. "

Agreed... porn language

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

""Ride me like pony baby"

"Use me like the slut I am"

"Breed my cunt"

All a little icky ....."

Too much American porn lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?"

That's one for the ladies so many wanting. Fun on their profiles

And what with single word mesages hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when someone says they like to eat pussy.

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"I hate it when someone says they like to eat pussy."

Interesting one... a fair few girls use this term. I'm more of a licker and taster myself, would need salt and pepper to eat it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I hate the word pussy

Been a cunt since roman times

Hence the word cunnilingus

Its certainly a word worth getting your tongue around especially the

Clitorus .

And they say what have the romans

Done for us

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Would you like to buy my used panties

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"I hate it when someone says they like to eat pussy."

This is tough one, cause different women like different phrasing

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Pork sword" is pretty gross, but if it wasn't for the Macc Lads I may never have the expression "mutton dagger" which frankly is even worse

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I hate it when someone says they like to eat pussy."

Rug muncher?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?"

Not just us that thinks that then

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

""Pork sword" is pretty gross, but if it wasn't for the Macc Lads I may never have the expression "mutton dagger" which frankly is even worse"

Some of these are awful lol

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?

Not just us that thinks that then"

Absolutely not just you

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Anything that suggests they get their sexual experience through porn.

Wreck her pussy, as one example.

Being fucked, is another.

Example .... When asked ..... Do you like seeing your wife being fucked.

I prefer to see her fucking. "

That's an interesting one being fucked vs fucking. I often say in a group after a bit of foreplay "would you like me to fuck you now?" Would those words be a no no? Never caused a problem and usually get a yes but perhaps need to change to "Shall we fuck now?" Somehow doesn't sound as good.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

""Pork sword" is pretty gross, but if it wasn't for the Macc Lads I may never have the expression "mutton dagger" which frankly is even worse"

"Beer n sex n chips n gravy"

"Sweaty Betty"

Well she wore big knickers and worked on't sewage farm.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Titties

Pussy juice

Cum dump

Bleurgh

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"“Suckable/tasty cock”

I see this on so many verifications and it makes me vomit inside every time

(Also, technically speaking every cock is a suckable cock so it’s dumb as well as gross)"

Omg yes... How is a cock tasty? I always wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it "

Lol speak for yourself, I love being a bratty princess

Bad ones for me are:

- saying/moaning my name when we have sex. *Shudder*

- anything that fetishises trans people, like "sissy", "convincing", "femboy" etc. Major ick.

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Titties

Pussy juice

Cum dump

Bleurgh

So degrading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate the words shag slag cum dump .

Agreed ??

Double agreed, add to that be naughty and play"

Nawty is even worse lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man pussy" for a guy's arsehole makes me shudder.

Bess x

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

""Pork sword" is pretty gross, but if it wasn't for the Macc Lads I may never have the expression "mutton dagger" which frankly is even worse"
i thought they were some sort of butchers implements used for carving up the relevant meats, That was until I heard “no sheep till Buxton”

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By *lbertcrinkleMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"I want daddy to breed me and nut in me"

Instant turn-off

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I want to bash your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I want daddy to breed me and nut in me"

Instant turn-off

Yep yuk from me too! Also being called 'good girl'. What am I a pet?? I know it's kink stuff but if I'm not into kink why use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I wish I knew the names of some of the people who had said these….

I really DM me with the names!!!

*this is a joke !

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Why are so many scared to say sex instead of fun?

Very true... never really thought about that"

This is a pet peeve for me.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Pussy (mostly applied to bald genitalia).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it

Lol speak for yourself, I love being a bratty princess

Bad ones for me are:

- saying/moaning my name when we have sex. *Shudder*

- anything that fetishises trans people, like "sissy", "convincing", "femboy" etc. Major ick."

Oh my god, the name one.

It turns my stomach, it doesn't matter if they moan my fake fab name...it kills the moment.

Also had one guy say he loved me when he came (this was a casual thing, we weren't in a relationship). I wanted to puke.

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By *incs-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Boston

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Eat your pussy/ass

Empty my balls

Milk me

Just no!

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By *incs-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Boston

"I'm gonna split you in two"

In the words of Chubby Brown"they push babies through there unless your dick weighs 10lbs fuck off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First and second base" gives me the ICK

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

No mention of firing cock snott up her poo pipe ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why am I the only one who likes all these?

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

""I want daddy to breed me and nut in me"

Instant turn-off

Ah another one "daddy" that one can fuck off

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

""Pork sword" is pretty gross, but if it wasn't for the Macc Lads I may never have the expression "mutton dagger" which frankly is even worsei thought they were some sort of butchers implements used for carving up the relevant meats, That was until I heard “no sheep till Buxton”"

Written after a guy was caught behind a sheep with its neck trapped in the door of a phone box near Buxton.

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

'Kinky fuckery' or 'playing'. Why are you afraid to call it sex?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Beef curtains and gash

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Beef curtains and gash

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

When the you young uns say they have a link or that they are linking

Going off topic I saw an advert the other day an the fella said he was gender fluid depending on his mood he could be either sex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't list all the phrases and words that make me want to gouge my ears off with rusty forks but 'hot creamy load' has got to be up there in my top three along with 'titties' and 'boobies'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Language from my youth - ‘beat’ to refer to sex, ‘brain’ to refer to blowjobs, ‘bowcat’ for a man that goes down on women. The one I hate most is beat. Asking someone if they beat or beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue punch fart box - nope no no

Fuck you in the arse - creepy semi threatening

Mummy/daddy/family member talk -

Its rude to spit/dont waste a drop -

All the above if i never heard them again i’d be soooo happy

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Calling me daddy…. Shudders really … i think its the implication of that - a girl called me that when i was about 20 - she was blowing me and said cum on my face daddy well that didn’t happen…. Literally makes me shiver …

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Tongue punch fart box - nope no no

Fuck you in the arse - creepy semi threatening

Mummy/daddy/family member talk -

Its rude to spit/dont waste a drop -

All the above if i never heard them again i’d be soooo happy "

Is tongue punch your fart PIPE ok though??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once stopped a guy mid thrust and told him to leave for calling me his little princess as he was mid way through god the shudder I felt when he sed it still get the ilk thinking about it

Lol speak for yourself, I love being a bratty princess

Bad ones for me are:

- saying/moaning my name when we have sex. *Shudder*

- anything that fetishises trans people, like "sissy", "convincing", "femboy" etc. Major ick.

Oh my god, the name one.

It turns my stomach, it doesn't matter if they moan my fake fab name...it kills the moment.

Also had one guy say he loved me when he came (this was a casual thing, we weren't in a relationship). I wanted to puke.

I don't mind the "I love you" stuff. Personally I don't like saying it because it's just a massive lie but I don't mind other people saying it as part of a roleplay. Not that this has ever happened but I certainly wouldn't have a problem with it.

The name one though is horrible. I wouldn't stop a meet for it, but I'd ask them not to do it.

The "sissy" shit I would stop a meet for. Not only is it cringe as fuck but it's just not nice, and incredibly disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word Punani

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I hate being called Daddy, it makes me feel old and like I'm doing something I shouldn't.

Also when they say you can do me 'up the shitter'. Don't get me wrong I am all into anal, but only a clean hole.

Last one is when guys call their arse their 'mam cunt'. Hate the cunt work and no its not, its a arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating pussy

It just makes me die inside a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got hard reading most of these.

*shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much all of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy axe wound - Boss being

Slag, bitch, slut - Sin. I'm good with discussing acts with kinky language, but not derogatory name calling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pussy

It just makes me die inside a little

A bit like lick you out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pussy

It just makes me die inside a little

A bit like lick you out...

I was a bit sick in my mouth then...

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By *aughtynice78 OP Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Pretty much all of the above. "

I don't blame you at all

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Naughty or even worse 'norty'. Mild by comparison but anyone who wants to be 'naughty/norty' with me can clear right off

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Gay or bi guys talking about their “pussy” or “boi pussy.”

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

newbury

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gay or bi guys talking about their “pussy” or “boi pussy.” "

Totally agree. It sounds so wrong.

Also hate it when someone asks you to 'make me your bitch'.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Still hate how guys are studs but women are sluts

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Minge and gash

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

called daddy not great tbh,

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By *entonMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A well fit girl at University once dropped the tiny towel barely covering her in front of me...

Great!!!

Then she said: "Do you want to put a hot deposit in my willy-wallet???"

Not quite so great!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating pussy

It just makes me die inside a little

A bit like lick you out...

Definitely used these words.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Giving head, or I'll give you head.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Another notch on the bedpost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything related to age play, family play .

Moist otters pocket

Cum dump.

They're the ones I hate the most but a lot have already bee said.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"A well fit girl at University once dropped the tiny towel barely covering her in front of me...

Great!!!

Then she said: "Do you want to put a hot deposit in my willy-wallet???"

Not quite so great!!!

Did you fuck her though

I would have just laughed and the stupidity and got stuck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sissy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving head, or I'll give you head.

I’d bowcat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything relating to sucking nipples...

Post sex cuddles. Fuck off.

Snuggle. Now I'm really gonna throw up.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Sissy

Ahhh sissy porn / fetish okay is immensely popular sub niche though

I don’t mind alot of things in the right fetish context and agreed prior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sissy

Ahhh sissy porn / fetish okay is immensely popular sub niche though

I don’t mind alot of things in the right fetish context and agreed prior "

Tbh I think it’s the only word I strongly dislike. I’m ok with most words.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Goes of to find a note pad.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A well fit girl at University once dropped the tiny towel barely covering her in front of me...

Great!!!

Then she said: "Do you want to put a hot deposit in my willy-wallet???"

Not quite so great!!!

Ewww!!

Kinda suspect that you still put a hot deposit in tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a woman who won’t use proper words for genitalia. She calls it a willy and a mary. That’s probably worse than all of these combined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saw a new one

Lady asking for someone to fill her full of

"BABY BATTER"

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By *ndi37Man
over a year ago

Manchester

You want to put your bun in my oven.

Maybe it wouldn't be as bad if you called it a footlong. Lol

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

Definitely don’t want anyone to “smash my back door in”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

Seed

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I want your used soiled panties i mean really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I have a heavy thick load

2. Drain me dry

3. Cumdumpster

Not very sexy tbh "

Oh like cumdumpster

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Being called daddy

I can handle dad bod etc but when I get a message like “oh daddy I like your cock” or “what does daddy like”

My children called me daddy when they were little, my grand children call their dad daddy.

Can we please leave it with the children it’s kreepy when used in a sexual context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I have a heavy thick load

2. Drain me dry

3. Cumdumpster

Not very sexy tbh

Oh like cumdumpster

Cum dumpster suggests that your cum is trash and the woman or dude your fucking is a bin....I am not one for kinkshaming but I keep my dick out the Bin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I have a heavy thick load

2. Drain me dry

3. Cumdumpster

Not very sexy tbh

Oh like cumdumpster

Cum dumpster suggests that your cum is trash and the woman or dude your fucking is a bin....I am not one for kinkshaming but I keep my dick out the Bin lol "

I can see your logic chain...

But for me it's more of a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy sounds weird to me, but maybe I have sewn inbetweeners too many times.

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By *ataleMan
over a year ago

Durham

I hate it when someone refers to a pussy as a ‘cunny’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here for the comment’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when someone refers to a pussy as a ‘cunny’."

I'm extremely glad I've never even seen that word before.

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