FabSwingers.com forum: All talk

By *ennis4fun OP Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Yes.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

It’s just a great filter is all, that’s why it’s best to take fabchats a little bit further than the initial interest stage, get a feel of their behaviour and whether it suits you (not forgetting some people enjoy this kind of bravado and fair play to them)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Lack of personality usually.

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By *ennis4fun OP Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Wouldn't mind if it was genuine but it screams vulnerability

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By *ennis4fun OP Couple
over a year ago

belfast

"Wouldn't mind if it was genuine but it screams vulnerability "

Or insecurity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is rather cringe I think

'I'd smash your back doors in'.....just doesn't seem like the best thing to say

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"It is rather cringe I think

'I'd smash your back doors in'.....just doesn't seem like the best thing to say "

S.W.A.T.

Is all I'm saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op couldn’t help myself I do better

Just jokeing yes from strangers it can get ware thin

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I'd smash your back doors in, OP.

But then I am a habitual burglar.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

WWE

Can lick pussy for hours

Great stamina

Long stayer

Quick repeater

Can make any Woman squirt

Great fingers

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By *ennis4fun OP Couple
over a year ago

belfast

"It is rather cringe I think

'I'd smash your back doors in'.....just doesn't seem like the best thing to say "

Even front doors would be better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent a message to a woman saying I’d happily smash her pasty. 11 years later we’re married with 2 kids. Who said romance is dead?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Yep,it would be a block from us

Miss

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I wouldn't even wanna find out if it was bravado...smash my back door in

...I don't want mine even slightly opened

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm more of a polite knock on the front door and then slowly walking in after a 'come in' kinda guy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I did an adult film shoot and the owner of the studio said a lot of men don't turn up or cannot perform. I did ok

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By *abonTedCouple
over a year ago

Midlands & Cheltenham

Would rather tickle the letter box and polish the knocker. Wait for the occupier to be so curious she opens the door let’s me in and gives me breakfast

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado? "

It's more pub talk than seductive talk.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When I was here in a couple we found it was often revealing to play along with it.

Oh great awesome when are you free?

About 90% start wilting the closer it gets to the moment. Everything from deleting profiles to confessing their undying love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine, fuck sake, I'll give you the worse 30 seconds of your life

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado? "

He may be after your microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado? "

Sounds like laddo of the Inbetweeners...as a result just comes over as a mix of immaturity and bravado.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado? "
he's a cat burglar probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not remotely interested in the "minge mashing" mob.

My theory is....

What kind of woman would say "yes please, smash away" and would I want to have someone "in my guts" that has mangled one of them?

Keep it classy people.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I blame Keith lemon

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Anyone else really turned off by the "I'd smash your back doors in" brigade?

Chatting to what seemed like a sound couple, but Mrs completely lost interest after the guy started with the shite talk. Is it all bravado? "

Is it not just men who don't know how to slide it in so they just bash around the entrance with bad aim for a while until it finally gets there?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d smash your Mrs back door in OP then spunk on her tartars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d smash your Mrs back door in OP then spunk on her tartars

Bravado brigade right here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People mistake confidence with bravado.

It's great to be confident, but be polite and respectful too lol.

It's weird to me how many women and couples in my local area post updates saying things like

"Come on ladz tell me how you would spunk up my Misses! She's got too fuck holes ready to be smashed"

And there I am complimenting people on their boudoir shoot and asking them what kind of dog they have...

Maybe I am doing it wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People mistake confidence with bravado.

It's great to be confident, but be polite and respectful too lol.

It's weird to me how many women and couples in my local area post updates saying things like

"Come on ladz tell me how you would spunk up my Misses! She's got too fuck holes ready to be smashed"

And there I am complimenting people on their boudoir shoot and asking them what kind of dog they have...

Maybe I am doing it wrong lol "

All the spelling and grammar mistakes in the quotation marks were intentional. The ones out were not.

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

They often think that's what we want to hear, because it's a "sex site".

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'd put the crumble in your apples.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They're just having a wank.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d smash your Mrs back door in OP then spunk on her tartars

Bravado brigade right here!! "

One man band unfortunately

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I’d smash your Mrs back door in OP then spunk on her tartars

Bravado brigade right here!!

One man band unfortunately

I reckon you're the real deal, not like all them fakers.

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