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Quirky non specific units of measurement

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I will start . A smidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baw hair

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Tighter than a gnat’s chuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a tad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Gnats didger

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

About yay high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budgies tounge

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Gnats breath

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A gnat's crotchet.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A hairs breadth

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

Half a giraffe

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A piss in the ocean.

Less than the square root of fuck all.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A witches tit

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Teeny-weenie

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A piece of rope

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Half a giraffe "

Where the fuck have you hear that

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Bees knee cap

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By *lashnannieCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Fuck loads

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Now in a minute. (Time)

Splodge, squidge, (volume)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

a soupcon

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Ball of string

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Hand

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half as far as there and back.

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch

fuck tonne

cats&dogs (for rain)

Wee bit

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Drop

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

A smidgings

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham


"Half a giraffe

Where the fuck have you hear that "

Sorry that was probably a bit of a specific meme reference from last year when an asteroid described in multiple media was said to be 'half the size of a giraffe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A country mile.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A New York minute.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

A wee tote

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Two shakes of a lambs tail

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

Yay big

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'll Be there in a jiffy.

Well fuck me sideways.

How long is a long wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AF my favorite.

It's long AF.

It's short AF

It's wide AF

AF is a universal unit of measurement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whisker

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Shitloads or shedloads.

Not sure which is larger but, interestingly, the first didn't flag up for whilst the second did. so, the Shitload is obviously an official unit!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A bugs dick

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey

A sky remote and a half

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shit loads

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"A sky remote and a half"

A spit and a fart

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tighter than a submarine door

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