FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Paintball Championships 2023

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Assemble your team.....

5 people (couples can count as 1, as the woman can't shoot anyway)

The overall winning team with the most votes* will genuinely have to go paintballing

*forumites named

Mine.....

Me - obviously

Granny Crumpet - Analysis the ground and come up with a battle winning plan.

Posh - Her tits can be used as a target for the enemy team and take pressure off the rest of us (sorry)

Rex - He can deal with captured Persononel

Tempting Twosome - Only because I'd like to see F get riddled with paintballs.

K - Storms the final position with me and rains victorious. With Lilith in his backpack.

You will lose. All of you.

AND it's only a bit fun

don't turn it salty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

6!!!! 6 people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6!!!! 6 people!!!!"

You fucked your own thread before it even started.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"6!!!! 6 people!!!!"

Was Gonna say 5mor 6?

Also...when you say back pocket...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I rectified it people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol women can't shoot. That's funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol women can't shoot. That's funny."

I understand that you shoot your breakfast every morning over there....so erm don't take it seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you."

Omgggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.

Omgggg

Too far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.

Omgggg

Too far?"

Hey, if it's a winning team it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman can’t shoot ???

50cal val

alex zedra

Kirsten Joy Weiss

taran tactical Teachers are all female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.

Omgggg

Too far?

Hey, if it's a winning team it works!"

We’re about to unleash some freedom and liberty on these bitches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scrap this thread.

Was only a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap this thread.

Was only a matter of time

It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scrap this thread.

Was only a matter of time

It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine how bad they’d be at a drive by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be will?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine how bad they’d be at a drive by

Don't

I even said it's a bit of *fun*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be will? "

Yes, yes you can Wonko.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'll just sit and wait to get captured if Rex is dealing with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be will?

Yes, yes you can Wonko."

Good

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be will?

Yes, yes you can Wonko.

Good

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!! "

that was good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit and wait to get captured if Rex is dealing with me

You FILTHY thing

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Can I be will?

Yes, yes you can Wonko.

Good

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!! "

Wonko wins!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'll just sit and wait to get captured if Rex is dealing with me

You FILTHY thing

Well I hope to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be will?

Yes, yes you can Wonko.

Good

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!! "

I’ll say it again… We need an applause emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be will?

Yes, yes you can Wonko.

Good

FIRE AT WILL!!!!!!

Wonko wins!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers

Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it

Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers

Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it

Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots "

Standard hoppers, although bring a 7.62mm if you want to suppress the enemy from a distance. CQB shotgun for urban environmens, lazer will be decent at night but need a flash eliminator. NVG's can be provided at the start as well for a fee of 6 Freddos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands…."

That is a competitive team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you."

Trust the Geordie

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers

Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it

Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots

Ahhh using all the ones the women definitely can't use well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers

Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it

Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots

Sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers

Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it

Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots

Ahhh using all the ones the women definitely can't use well

Ffs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Scrap this thread.

Was only a matter of time

It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

You can't bring real guns to a paintball match

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

You can't bring real guns to a paintball match

Can't take them other places, but some do...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi!

I mean... fair. And I like the bruises. But oi!

Plus... I can shoot like a mofo.

Good team

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I can have as many as I like cos the OP can't count.

So, I will have

PP- Ubique- covering fire, nuff said,

Julie and Beef- Julie will lull you into a false sense of security, and mesmerise you all with her boobs while I use Beef for errrr ummm a body guard to get me across open ground, sorry Beef!,

Jims Mum- the best

on Fab, and

Chunky Gent- in his Hawkeye cosplay- because he never misses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi!

I mean... fair. And I like the bruises. But oi!

Plus... I can shoot like a mofo.

Good team

mount up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap this thread.

Was only a matter of time

It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op

Exactly"

yip that is whare the mistake was made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

You can't bring real guns to a paintball match

Can't take them other places, but some do...

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can have as many as I like cos the OP can't count.

So, I will have

PP- Ubique- covering fire, nuff said,

Julie and Beef- Julie will lull you into a false sense of security, and mesmerise you all with her boobs while I use Beef for errrr ummm a body guard to get me across open ground, sorry Beef!,

Jims Mum- the best

on Fab, and

Chunky Gent- in his Hawkeye cosplay- because he never misses. "

My team would fix bayonets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please? "

Yes Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko"

Wonko wins again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands…."

Crying laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko

Wonko wins again "

I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

You can't bring real guns to a paintball match

"
I Guess painting a Tennis ball and using it as a suppressor wouldn't qualify as a "Paintball" gun.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands….

Crying laughing at this

Just checking you are the custard lady right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.

You can't bring real guns to a paintball match

I Guess painting a Tennis ball and using it as a suppressor wouldn't qualify as a "Paintball" gun.

Yes you can do that, that's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko

Wonko wins again

I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer

It's shoulder mounted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko

Wonko wins again

I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer

It's shoulder mounted "

That is some modification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands….

Crying laughing at this

Just checking you are the custard lady right?"

Absolutely I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko

Wonko wins again

I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer

It's shoulder mounted

That is some modification

You maybe should have checked before saying yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?

Yes Wonko

Wonko wins again

I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer

It's shoulder mounted

That is some modification

You maybe should have checked before saying yes "

Fuck it, you can still bring it

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ll be a one man show and you wouldn’t see it coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be a one man show and you wouldn’t see it coming

The rules enforcer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko won he called in CAS. Game over.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Lol women can't shoot. That's funny.

I understand that you shoot your breakfast every morning over there....so erm don't take it seriously."
yes they go shooting with semi automatics that shoot 100 rounds a minute,,, even she would hit some thing,,, but mostly her own team in the backs,,,

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’ll be a one man show and you wouldn’t see it coming

The rules enforcer!!"

That’s sound better than “that guy in the bush”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol women can't shoot. That's funny.

I understand that you shoot your breakfast every morning over there....so erm don't take it seriously. yes they go shooting with semi automatics that shoot 100 rounds a minute,,, even she would hit some thing,,, but mostly her own team in the backs,,,

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Nah I shoot precisely. No sense in mag dumping. It's foolish. But using my VR80 with a extended magazine and 00 buck. That's fun. My favorite comp gun

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have a specific set of skills that will make captured enemies talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a specific set of skills that will make captured enemies talk

"
lol

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I have a specific set of skills that will make captured enemies talk

Thumb in the bum, no harm done?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”

Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x"

No snipers allowed Em

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

No snipers allowed Em

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

No snipers allowed Em

Rude

If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

No snipers allowed Em

Rude

If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper

Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

No snipers allowed Em

Rude

If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper

Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like?"

No rules

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end

Em x

No snipers allowed Em

Rude

If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper

Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like?

No rules

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”

Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. "
semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”

Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me."

A golf club is all I need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”

A golf club is all I need."

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

Jesus

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

Then straight to the clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

Then straight to the clinic

It's my second home

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"From my impression from fab threads….

Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….

Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)

Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..

Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..

Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……

And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….

I have way too much time on my hands…."

Oh fuck yes what a team! I do have nice feet so I've got my role covered guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

Jesus

After reading the whole thread I did completely lower the tone. Not apologising though

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to get riddled with paint from your balls

Jesus

After reading the whole thread I did completely lower the tone. Not apologising though

It was very unlike you.

Oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a backpack?

Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a backpack?

Fuck off."

It's the only place you're trusted, just be thankful you're there!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm in a backpack?

Fuck off."

Don't worry in my team Chunky created you're just sniping and shooting guys in the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work alone. You’ll be painted before you even know it….don’t book lunch…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm picking all women, you say they don't know how to shoot, ah honey, at least they know where the target is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm picking all women, you say they don't know how to shoot, ah honey, at least they know where the target is..."

This will officially be called by Y team

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is this event wheelchair accessible?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Paintball should be banned! look what happened on Byker Grove...we've all had to suffer those two annoying Geordie twats since

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By *jay9092Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Now this is just getting silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a backpack?

Fuck off."

Do you carry or wear a backpack? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm picking all women, you say they don't know how to shoot, ah honey, at least they know where the target is..."

Shut up Lilith. I'd look at you and you'd get pregnant

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!"

Wait, we can bring an APC?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!"

I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.

Is *this* a piece of your shin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?"

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.

Is *this* a piece of your shin?"

This isn't Death Race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.

Is *this* a piece of your shin?"

I'm on this team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work alone. You’ll be painted before you even know it….don’t book lunch…

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.

Is *this* a piece of your shin?

I'm on this team "

This isn't about collecting scalps

it's just some paintball fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work alone. You’ll be painted before you even know it….don’t book lunch…

lol"
Can I be your spotter?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!"

Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!

Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069!"

It has escalated a little

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.

Is *this* a piece of your shin?

I'm on this team "

You're in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!

need an applause emoji!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!

Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069!"
* now where did I put that javelin*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

So, me and Mr KC (and he takes no fuckin' prisoners). That's 1.

Kai

Booty

Anyone else on Team APC?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes

*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*

*Applies BMX gloves*

*Applies goggles*

Ready

have mercy!

Wait, we can bring an APC?

An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!

Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069! * now where did I put that javelin*"

Stuck in the mud. Motion denied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to rouge with Victor. SOF team 4tw.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I am going to rouge with Victor. SOF team 4tw. "

Painting your face red will just give us more to aim at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to rouge with Victor. SOF team 4tw.

Painting your face red will just give us more to aim at

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lmao stupid spell checker. Rogue.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I'm in a backpack?

Fuck off.

Don't worry in my team Chunky created you're just sniping and shooting guys in the balls. "

Chunky!!! That’s a bit harsh

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Is this event wheelchair accessible?

Yes…. You can do a drive by shooting style attack……

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Imagine how bad they’d be at a drive by

Use an M134, you don't need to aim that much.

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