FabSwingers.com forum: How to make a man horny.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Touch his cock.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

2. Send him a boob pic.

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Tell him that you are horny

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Tell him that you are horny

Tell him you're wearing a black thong

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Tell him that you are horny

Tell him you're wearing a blue thong

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Let him jizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and ham toasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him there’s beer in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow him while he is playing on his Xbox

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"1. Touch his cock.

2?"
lick his athletes foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trick question! They are always horny 24/7.

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By *igBear90_69Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Let him trib you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over in front off him and tell him to have at it

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By *anDare70Man
over a year ago

kirkby

Tell him you’re wet

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

"Trick question! They are always horny 24/7."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk about football formations whilst cooking

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By *andA250Couple
over a year ago

London

Say ‘Hi’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking "

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done."

I think I'd spaff instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done.

I think I'd spaff instantly

Double pivot and I’m marrying her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Touch his cock."

This is life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done.

I think I'd spaff instantly

Double pivot and I’m marrying her."

False 9 double pivot

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"7. Touch his cock.

8?"

FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done.

I think I'd spaff instantly

Double pivot and I’m marrying her.

False 9 double pivot"

I’m marrying you with messed up pants.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"1. Touch his cock.

2?"

Be sexually appealing to him

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell him Alistair Cook's batting average

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Just open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking "

*chef’s kiss*

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Make them horny???

Does not compute.

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By *pisMan
over a year ago

Larkhall

Be alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be alive

Well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathe near him

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By *aughtynice78Man
over a year ago

Telford

"Trick question! They are always horny 24/7."

Meh... you win!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Let him watch the football

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put on your blue underwear

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Tongue punch his fart box

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

"1. Touch his cock.

2?"

To be honest, just talking about touching his cock seems to work most of the time (for me both ways)!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Not the sexiest way to put it but every time!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done."

Sure way to kill a boner. Where's our attacking threat going to come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make eye contact with him for 3 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make eye contact with him for 3 seconds. "

This!

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

There’s so many ways to make a man hornier. They’re pretty much horny all the time!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Switch the light on.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Seductively eat a banana.

Or ribs….

Or buy him a pint.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seductively eat a banana.

Or ribs….

Or buy him a pint."

Lager please sexy ass.

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By *he-ProfessorMan
over a year ago

cheltenham

Whisper what you'd like him to do with you as you walk past..... gets me every time

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Whisper what you'd like him to do with you as you walk past..... gets me every time

Order a domino's luv....with extra sausage

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Seductively eat a banana.

Or ribs….

Or buy him a pint.

Lager please sexy ass.

Never fails

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Tell him you’ve arranged for a friend to come over for MFF later

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sit on my face and read me inspirational quotes.

That’s not weird. That’s “nuanced”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I am for You !@!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Send a FAF message on fab with an attached boobs pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it bad that I'm amused by the fact this thread has half the comments of the woman's thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Touch his cock.

2?"

Tell him you're wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breathe near him "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is it bad that I'm amused by the fact this thread has half the comments of the woman's thread?"

We're not that different

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By *_bywaterMan
over a year ago

salisbury and Chester

Breathe??

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Just say hi

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Is it bad that I'm amused by the fact this thread has half the comments of the woman's thread?"

we men are simple beasts, feed us, fuck us and leave us with the Xbox and the world is at peace...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7. Touch his cock.

FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them

Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please?

Or me?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Wake his morning glory up with your mouth! I'm sure he will rise and shine then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lashnannieCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Show him your profile pics...worked for me

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"7. Touch his cock.

FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them

Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please?

Or me?"

Ask the next forum guy I turn into a quivering, sweaty wreck.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about football formations whilst cooking

If she mentions a false 9 I’m done.

Sure way to kill a boner. Where's our attacking threat going to come from?"

Pep won the league (not this season) without and out and out striker. They even played sexy football.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Nice underwear

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Send a dm on here reading

"I'm in your area, faf now?"

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Smile at him lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7. Touch his cock.

FIFY pal, anyone tries that at number 1 and they're getting half a pint of coffee on them

Can you fill in numbers 1 to 6 please?

Or me?

Ask the next forum guy I turn into a quivering, sweaty wreck.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Turn up in nice underwear, bring beer and pizza.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Turn up in nice underwear, bring beer and pizza."

Blue underwear??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Do the housework

Make dinner

Put the bins out

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You need to DO something to make a man horny? I thought he was horny already.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm horny,

Horny, horny, horny,

So horny,

Horny, horny, horny .....

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By *ezandCCouple
over a year ago

Telford

A lady being confident in who they are.

Dressing naughty and teasing

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Do the housework

Make dinner

Put the bins out"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Have a pulse………… with tits

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Beat him at darts

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By *ostenigmaMan
over a year ago

stockport

Bend over the sofa with no knickers on,whilst doing his tax returns,whilst he eats his takeaway off your back. Somethings are just meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a pulse………… with a fanny

Altered it for you Rex

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Look at him and smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Be hot

2. ?

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Tell him you have no underwear on

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Be petite… and a woman and have a username that reflects those qualities ….

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Exist.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have a pulse………… with a fanny

Altered it for you Rex

I can’t see it on your profile

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Stroke his knob and watch it inflate

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Stroke his knob and watch it inflate

I think I need a puncture repair on mine

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds

White leggings an little black ankle boots

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Just open the door

...naked

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Just open the door

...naked

I’ve done this on nest doors wife… she’s obviously gay!!! Just saying….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just open the door

...naked

Good thinking batgirl.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"1. Touch his cock.

2?"

Be female

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Tell him you've bought him a Lamborghini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him to bleach your asshole.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ask him to bleach your asshole."

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Ask him to bleach your asshole.

Ye, I thought that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I show him pictures of other women

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