FabSwingers.com forum: Spider Bites Man's Throat

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A man in Wales was asleep when a spider crawled into a man's mouth and the man swallowed the spider but on the way down the spider bit the inside of the man's throat causing swelling and hospitalisation. Although the man fully recovered Tom is tightening Spider security in his room. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I thought it was all over the web.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

A real life spider man in the making perhaps?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I thought it was all over the web."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Poor Peter Parker

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By *ango and gashCouple
over a year ago

bilston

Now he gets to fight doc octopus and the green goblin ,,,

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Are you sure he didn't swallow the spider to catch the fly..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serves him right for swallowing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That riddled and riddled and tiddled inside him

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Sounds like it's all over the neck chews.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I thought it was all over the web."

Damn you beat me too it lol

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"That riddled and riddled and tiddled inside him "

Dam dam dam

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Sounds like it's all over the neck chews.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

How's the spider doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should've swallowed a bird...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should've swallowed a bird..."

Shouldn't everyone on here ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should've swallowed a bird..."

He first swallowed a fly… I don’t know why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should've swallowed a bird...

Shouldn't everyone on here ;-p "

Oh for a lucky few I'd imagine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Spiders are c#%*@!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!! "

Wales is nation of people who descend from the Ancient Britons who once lived in the land now known as England. They were driven to the hills by invaders and they designed and built Stonehenge as folly to confuse future generations as to why it was built. It literally never served and purpose....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put conkers on your window sills.

Bess x

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Many years ago I was woken from my slumbers when I felt something sniffing and licking my face thought it was one of the family dogs, turned the light on but no dog to be seen think it must have been a rat. I was living in a very old creaky farm house at the time.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Bet it was a female spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet it was a female spider"

They can't bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet it was a female spider

They can't bite"

Or shoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!! "

Its an internationally recognised unit of measure

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

Its an internationally recognised unit of measure"

Plus it is Wales. Nobody really cares about Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shamu

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Can be nasty a spider bite

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can be nasty a spider bite

See! Told you it was female!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Can be nasty a spider bite

See! Told you it was female! "

Hah, hah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

Thank you x now I'll be able to sleep tonight x

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

Thank you x now I'll be able to sleep tonight x"

Your welcome...

As a Welshman Tom always says..

British by birth and Welsh by the grace of God...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Better not be in South Wales Tom!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Put your conkers on your window sill.

Bess x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

Its an internationally recognised unit of measure

Plus it is Wales. Nobody really cares about Wales. "

How rude

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Did he grow a spider plant inside him?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Tom!!!! You haven't told us anything about the location of Wales. Not even mentioned that it's a constituent country of the UK. We don't even know how many feet above sea level it is?!!!

Its an internationally recognised unit of measure

Plus it is Wales. Nobody really cares about Wales.

How rude

The truth doesn't care about niceties

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is a fan of the Welsh

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Tom is a fan of the Welsh "

Vicious, poisonous buggers...its all over the Hughes apparently

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Tom is a fan of the Welsh

Vicious, poisonous buggers...its all over the Hughes apparently

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