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By *oland 303 OP   Man
over a year ago

boro

If I would tickle her belly from the inside lol

What you heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a feather duster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Now taking applications for a FB*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s definitely one of the strangest I’ve heard on here! And that’s saying something

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People wanting to have sex with me, weirdos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Now taking applications for a FB* "

Friendly beaver? Mine will eat you alive.

F

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"People wanting to have sex with me, weirdos. "

Don't kink shame me!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get some of the best ones when people assume I’m the woman of the couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person.... "

I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....

I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"

Send him our way. We’re skint

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds


"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....

I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"

Haha sounds like it...weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt outlandish just the usual ‘can i purchase a pair of your finest cotton pants’….

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"People wanting to have sex with me, weirdos. "

Eww. Don’t even want to imagine the smell

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....

I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…"

I do reckon that a length verification service would do well on here. We’ve all heard about the problems with inflation. Food prices and estimated lengths are all on the up with no clear justification

£100, bob in, measure up, issue a certificate for them to stick on the fridge, and be on your way

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked someone the other day if they knew what the song was in one of her videos. Fair play to her, she checked, which I'm sure was a strange request on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted me to play a game where I would have to answer quiz questions and if I got it wrong then they would gunge me in beans or custard or some other liquids food substance.

Walk over someone’s back in heels (I’m a heavy fecker, that’s going to cause some serious damage).

Someone had a quick sand/mud fetish and would fantasise about me almost drowning in mud

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

A guy asked me to guess how many nettles he could rub over his cock and balls and if I wanted to watch him do it

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"A guy asked me to guess how many nettles he could rub over his cock and balls and if I wanted to watch him do it "

Did you?

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By *otwifecplCouple
over a year ago

bham

[Removed by poster at 30/08/23 08:02:45]

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Responding to a lady from this site, who asked if I’d fuck her mother!

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"A guy asked me to guess how many nettles he could rub over his cock and balls and if I wanted to watch him do it

Did you?"

I was tempted but alas, no

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A guy asked me to guess how many nettles he could rub over his cock and balls and if I wanted to watch him do it

Did you?

I was tempted but alas, no"

There's the others who use nettles on their bums, possibly inside of them. I had too many stings as a kid to enjoy it, I assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had someone ask if I'd been for a pooh today then ask if I'd send a photo of it

First messages from men I've not spoken to before asking if I'll go on holiday with them or marry then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting to meet me.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Just had a man ask me if I can look at his tiny cock and he'd pay me £50 if I did it in person....

I reckon the same guy has sent me the same message but he’s upped it to £100 for in person measuring versus no payment for observing his expert measuring skills via WhatsApp. He did say he’s had a drink…

I do reckon that a length verification service would do well on here. We’ve all heard about the problems with inflation. Food prices and estimated lengths are all on the up with no clear justification

£100, bob in, measure up, issue a certificate for them to stick on the fridge, and be on your way

Thank me later"

Interesting

A girth certificate

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Once had a MM couple ask to meet, open line was "Me and my Dad..."

Never got to the end of the line.

Just ... no.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Someone asked me to bury him in the sand on a beach with only his face exposed and then to get a blow job and have sex over the top of him.

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