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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Bread?

Just my attempt at the kind of absolutely horrific bore of a thread here for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeded

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Seeded"

You saucy sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having a loaf?

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeded

You saucy sausage"

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

One of each, sandwiching a badger.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiger "

Exotic!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tiger "

Girls got taste!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Banana bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger for me

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Hovis best of both.

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By *ablo200Man
over a year ago

sevenoaks

Both!

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Tiger B

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Subway herb and cheese...

Give me a footlong, cheesy...., just give it to me... hard and hot... GIVE IT TO MEEEE, please? PLEASE, GICE IT TO MEEEE!!

Oh, as in -bread-bread'?

Yeah, tiger bread... thinly sliced..

Tiger, hold on.... TIGER... WHAAAAAAHHHH, TIGERRRRR!

Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"!

Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!! "

I'm finding that very hard to believe.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"!

Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!

I'm finding that very hard to believe."

Tis true... alas....

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"!

Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!

I'm finding that very hard to believe.

Tis true... alas.... "

"Very hard" was an...ummm...

Oh crap. This is like the feeling you get at a social meeting (the regular kind) when you really put your foot in it with a faux pas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"!

Sorry, ira been 4 years and 2 months since I had sex... everything is an innuendo right now....!!!

I'm finding that very hard to believe.

Tis true... alas.... "

You are awaiting the zombie apocalypse so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White for the bacon butty/sausage sarnie. Granary for the thick, hearty soup, banana for the sheer endulgence value and pitta for when I need a good stuffing.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"pitta for when I need a good stuffing. "

It's much easier to stuff once it's been warmed up.

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By *ack8370Man
over a year ago

Ludlow

Best of both

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

White .Brown bread is the food of the devil.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Sliced or a loaf or we talking French stick ?

You can’t beat a nice big baguette !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

I hardly eat bread and I had 6 slices yesterday and I still feel bloated and sick.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London


"None.

I hardly eat bread and I had 6 slices yesterday and I still feel bloated and sick. "

You probably put on half a stone too I guess ! *sigh*

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Whatever's reduced. I'm not fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a nice brown seedy loaf whereas Mrs likes white and very rarely ventures outside of that.

Mr

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I like those 50/50 in-between loafs

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

White for toast

Brown for a sandwich

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

White, definitely white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends.

Toastie - white

Buttered toast - white

Open top sandwich - brown seeded

Thick sandwich with lots of healthy shit - brown seeded

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends.

Toastie - white

Buttered toast - white

Open top sandwich - brown seeded

Thick sandwich with lots of healthy shit - brown seeded

F"

This

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

50/50 best of both worlds

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By *urge72Man
over a year ago

oxfordshire & Hull

50/50 - keeps the angel and devil on either shoulder happy.....for a bit....

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Best of both.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Too much white bread fucks with me. Hard. So I tend to stick with wholemeal.

But now and again you cant beat a super fresh white bread bacon butty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or moldy

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Why is this thread still going?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

White. Buttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Seeded"

Definitely seeded

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico)."

The fuck is this shit!

This is not what we keep you around for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends.

Toastie - white

Buttered toast - white

Open top sandwich - brown seeded

Thick sandwich with lots of healthy shit - brown seeded

F"

This is the only correct answer… apart from whoever said garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).

The fuck is this shit!

This is not what we keep you around for. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico)."

I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).

I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing."

Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).

I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing.

Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles. "

You’ve done that trip too?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"According to history, the earliest bread was made in or around 8000 BC in the Middle East, specifically Egypt. The quern was the first known grinding tool. Grain was crushed and the bakers produced what we now commonly recognize in its closest form as chapatis (India) or tortillas (Mexico).

I had a weird flatbread thing in Tunisia. We were riding camels and we stopped in the middle of nowhere and some woman was making them in a big metal barrel. They were amazing.

Was it the guy's mother and was the camel's drinking cola out of glass bottles.

You’ve done that trip too? "

Yes

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